Samuel L Jackson might die today

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's a movie called Soul Men coming out starring Samuel L Jackson, Isaac Hayes, and Bernie Mac. Bern died on 8/09/08, Isaac on 8/10/08, Samuel L Jackson.......8/11/08?

Hopefully I'm wrong.

[Kitsa]

I've held a grudge against mister l jackson since 1998. I don't wish him dead though.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

What did he do to you in '98?

[Kitsa]

He knows. >:|

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Deep Blue Sea wasn't that bad

[Kitsa]

I had a bit part in a movie he was starring in and we filmed in downtown Chicago in freezing rain and between takes I had to wait outside his trailer while the kraft services people carried in a tray of brownies and godknowswhatelse and the whole thing was just very embittering.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's annoying. Sounds enshivering too.

[Kitsa]

And many other en words.

[executioneer]

haha en words is right

[Tadao]

neggir

[LordSappington]

No curse or string of coincidences can kill Samuel L. Jackson. The man would punch it in the face and curse IT. Or something else mildly humorous.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can we get some odds here. 25 to 1 against a shark. 50 to 1 against snakes on a plane.

[wobzire]

No curse or string of coincidences can kill Samuel L. Jackson. The man would punch it in the face and curse IT. Or something else mildly humorous.

Don't start a whole new chuck norris thing please.

[Evil Robot]

Samuel L. Jackson doesn't complain about he service at restraunts, he goes into the kitchen and burns the cook on the stove.

[LordSappington]

No.

[Kitsa]

i didn't mean it like that. :( I meant, em words. Shit.

[Sacks]

I can't think of a time when Samuel Jackson actually struck someone in a movie. I don't doubt that it's happened but I can't think of one for the life of me.

[darkvare]

well he survived so no biggie

[Sacks]

SERIOUSLY GUYS, IN WHAT MOVIE HAS SAM JACKSON PUNCHED SOMEONE?

[Kitsa]

He shot someone in Pulp Fiction. I can't remember if he hit anyone.

[Tadao]

I didn't see Shaft (2000). He had to of at least slapped someone in there.

[Sacks]

WE NEED CONFIRMATION ON SHAFT.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I confirm SHAFT 2000. There were a few fight scenes where he hit people.

[Sacks]

Thank God that's over.

[Evil Robot]

Does grand theft auto count?

[darkvare]

didn't he hitted people in the movie "the man" with eugen levy

[Sethomas]

Samuel L Jackson might die today, also.

You might die today as well.

Everyone dies eventually and you never know for certain when it'll be. When you know for certain, you'll be dead.

[executioneer]

unless you have precise equipment and a limited supply of oxygen, then you might have a really good idea

or like, a timebomb strapped to you that can't be removed

[Sethomas]

Oh man, I had a recollection the other day about how during the car wreck I had in 2003 I told myself that since the car was overturned there was a high risk of a gas leak and thus a fire might happen, so I had better turn off the ignition so my family could have an open-casket funeral for me. It's just funny because at that moment I was 100% certain that I was already dead, so whatevs.

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/cc350/Fogellthorpe/hayesmac.jpg

2 down, one to go

[Sacks]

I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's crude scribblings but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

[DevilWearsPrada]

I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this. ]]

[Sacks]

They called him Mr. Glass.

[Dimnos]

Mr Glass probably killed them himself. To bad Mr Willis wasnt around to save em

[JakeOfAllTrades]

I've had it with these motherfucking celebrity deaths on this motherfucking plane!

Seriously, this year is the year of the Celebrity Death. First it was the geeky celebrities like Robert Jordan and Gary Gygax, then it was Heath Ledger, then a few other people I forget the names of (ironically this puts their celebrity status in doubt) now Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes?

Surely there's a pattern.

[executioneer]

I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.


like anyone watches that show, you dong