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Two-Faced
Mar 17th, 2004, 05:16 PM
this atmosphere in here is too sexually provocative

Protoclown
Mar 17th, 2004, 05:59 PM
holy crap you're just hilarious

Matt Harty
Mar 17th, 2004, 08:13 PM
:meat

brandinoel
Mar 17th, 2004, 10:13 PM
I go to a Christian college, we now lock our prayer chapel at night because aperently it too is "sexually provocative" so church doesn't help...

DementedElf
Mar 17th, 2004, 11:22 PM
...

agroskaterik
Mar 17th, 2004, 11:28 PM
DAMN THAT DAVID

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 18th, 2004, 09:39 AM
Church is for fags.

Pub Lover
Mar 18th, 2004, 11:38 AM
Cosmo, you & Helm really should compile a list of 'what is not for fags', it'll make posting so much easier for us faggy members.

Oh wait, lists are for fags. :rolleyes

Helm
Mar 18th, 2004, 12:11 PM
What the fuck do I have to do with this? It's okay with me if you're a homosexual faggot, fag.

Supafly345
Mar 18th, 2004, 01:49 PM
Church is for fags.Well, I can't argue with that. I do, after all, attend church.

Anonymous
Mar 18th, 2004, 02:48 PM
Hey guys, did you know that "faggot" also means "a bundle of twigs"? And that in England, cigarettes are called fags? Isn't that the goddamnedest, son of bitchedest thing?

Perndog
Mar 18th, 2004, 11:07 PM
Fag.

ProfessorCool
Mar 19th, 2004, 05:04 AM
Thanks Boogie, now I know what my uncle meant when he said he was going to break in a couple of faggots.

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 19th, 2004, 07:45 AM
Cosmo, you & Helm really should compile a list of 'what is not for fags', it'll make posting so much easier for us faggy members.

Oh wait, lists are for fags. :rolleyes

lay off of Helm, Fag. Only a fag would drag an innocent Greek into this....fucking homo queerbait jube latcher.

sadie
Mar 19th, 2004, 08:34 AM
the last time i went to church--just a couple of weeks ago, one guy asked for my phone number afterwards. and the next day, another asked my mom (with whom he works) how old i am and said i'm "really pretty." >:

Snatchtastic
Mar 19th, 2004, 12:15 PM
He might infect you with GODS LOVE :eek

mesobe
Mar 19th, 2004, 02:14 PM
http://rogueandflexei.com:8900/cosplay/sera/melsera14.jpg

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 19th, 2004, 02:26 PM
fucking losers....bible thumping douchbags.

uh..oh, yeah..fags.

kellychaos
Mar 19th, 2004, 04:17 PM
I think that the old bagels who complain about how the young people dress for church and disrespect for the Lord should be made to go to church the way God made them ... then again. :(

Emu
Mar 19th, 2004, 05:51 PM
Dear Mesobe:


It is my regret to inform you that NO

The Retro Kat
Mar 19th, 2004, 09:20 PM
HEY MESOBE, LIEK, TOTALY STOP TEH SUCKING AND POSTING STUF TAT IS TEH SUCKING KTHX :)

HickMan
Mar 19th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Church isn't bad :(

But I havent gone for about nine years now :(

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 19th, 2004, 11:03 PM
Church is very bad. It makes you stupid.

kellychaos
Mar 20th, 2004, 03:44 PM
I'm going to find me a nonconformist church.

The Retro Kat
Mar 20th, 2004, 05:27 PM
TEH CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, LOO

DamnthatDavid
Mar 21st, 2004, 12:19 AM
DAMN THAT DAVID

My name is not a curse word. >:

The Retro Kat
Mar 21st, 2004, 12:27 AM
OH GOLLY, DAMN THAT DAVID

kellychaos
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:26 PM
:rosarybeads :(

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:47 PM
fags

kellychaos
Mar 23rd, 2004, 03:52 PM
A thousand Hail Marys, sir! >:

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 24th, 2004, 10:46 AM
leave that shit in church where it belongs....jesus wheezing pansy. >:

kellychaos
Mar 24th, 2004, 04:11 PM
Would you care to sign up for our Communal Wafer OF The Month Club ... some are flavored and the fee will be subtracted from your weekly tithing.

Matt Harty
Mar 24th, 2004, 08:27 PM
as kellychaos slowly rubs cosmo's warm member... he feels it pulsating in his palm...cosmo erupts onto kellys closed eyes, who moans with satisfaction... they have become one, and as they lay naked together the wind rustles againts the window... during which they fall into a slumber...

sadie
Mar 24th, 2004, 11:39 PM
lol.

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 25th, 2004, 08:53 AM
leave me out of your Homo-erotic dreams Hardy, you jube latcher.
YOU belong in church....with the rest of the idiots and sheep.

Terra
Mar 25th, 2004, 10:21 AM
Either that or creating "Hallmark Moments" inside of the Hallmark Christmas cards.

kellychaos
Mar 25th, 2004, 04:00 PM
Hallmark needs to open up a "Happy Gay Anniversary" section right in between the "Happy Birthday Grandma" and "Happy Birthday Grandpa" sections ... and not to far from the "Sorry About Your Coronary" section.

Two-Faced
Apr 5th, 2004, 03:14 PM
wtf faggots??!

you joke now, but when you're 2 seconds from the grips of death are you going to be wanting dick or forgivness for your dirty dirty sins?

YEAH THINK ABOUT IT.

Gurlugon
Apr 5th, 2004, 03:18 PM
:themoreyouknow

Cosmo Electrolux
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:21 PM
Hallmark has a new line of "hope your gastric bypass goes well" cards..they sit right next to the "sorry I laughed at your dick" cards and "Oops, I gave you herpes" statuettes....

oh, and there complete line of "fuck you and your silly superstition" goods too....:)

Nietzsche
May 12th, 2004, 11:45 PM
2-Faced: It all depends on the mood.

Emu
May 13th, 2004, 12:08 AM
church is for gays lol

Rev. Danno
May 13th, 2004, 02:08 AM
Your own... person... Jesus.
Some one to hear your prairs, some one who cares...
http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/9174765_l.jpg
http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W/i/2003/38/d/3/Even_Satan_came___.jpg

Jixby Phillips
May 13th, 2004, 03:20 AM
JOHNNY CASH MORE LIKE JOHNNY APPLESEED :lol

Anonymous
May 13th, 2004, 07:03 PM
We've been recording a gospel group at Sheffield for the past week and it's going to continue through a month :<

executioneer
May 14th, 2004, 03:55 AM
are you gonna make happy hardcore out of it :lol

Anonymous
May 14th, 2004, 04:09 PM
That would be awesome :<

Wait, it would still probably inhale cat livers

kellychaos
May 14th, 2004, 04:19 PM
You're a Jesus whore.

VolCanon
May 15th, 2004, 02:26 AM
:bacos