Hi I'm new!!!

[DJ Potatoe]

You should all make fun of me now!!! yayyyyyy!!!111

[sadie]

hi there, you nonspellin' phoenix, you.

[The Fifth Man]

Something tells me Chojin's gonna pay this one a visit
in the near future....

[JerkFromGermany]

I hope you die. :(

Stop wasting my time.... >:

[sadie]

Something tells me Chojin's gonna pay this one a visit
in the near future....

he's been known to do so. ;)

[The Fifth Man]

German, was that directed at me or MC Potato, here?

[Mike]

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/chixx0rs.jpg

[Comrade Rocket]

I did this already... and so did Max

[Dole]

ITS STILL WACKY

[Rev. Danno]

Dude, I'm so more gnu, then you... Also I'm fucking drunk as shit... You know what I mean max... Looking good!... mmmm all nixony and shit... Max is one sexy bitch!

[JerkFromGermany]

German, was that directed at me or MC Potato, here?

MC. And i was a Joke. And please don´t German me. :/

[da blob]

Hey you Jerk where are you from im Deutschland ?

[Anonymous]

haha yeah welcome to your worst nightmare newbie prepare for the mocking of a lifetime cause ready or not here we come we have rules and guidelines to follow next time if there is a next time haha am i right guys

[Mockery]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT THAT YOU'VE ACTUALLY COME FULL CIRCLE AND NOW YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN.

[kellychaos]

Circular argument :/

[Anonymous]

Shut it up, you

[kellychaos]

See, it always comes back to that. It's relentless! :(

[Slinky Ferret]

haha yeah welcome to your worst nightmare newbie prepare for the mocking of a lifetime cause ready or not here we come we have rules and guidelines to follow next time if there is a next time haha am i right guys

>: What are they?

[Jixby Phillips]

Hi I'm new :lol

[Rez]

AM I RIGHT GUYS >:

[Rev. Danno]

Chojin Posts more then Jixby (not including Jixby characters), and Jixby posts more then -RoG-?

[DJ Potatoe]

Hey! Don't you have better insults than THAT!?!?!? I will taunt you until your legs fall off and your toaster atacks your pet girbil! :-(

[Anonymous]

-Until I attack it with a rabid SQUIRREL by baiting it with CHEESE! LOL!

[JerkFromGermany]

ölälö

[Anonymous]

What are your hobbies???

[JerkFromGermany]

Dancing in my Lederhose.... :(

[Anonymous]

Your country was responsible for Hitler.

AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

[Jixby Phillips]

YOUR RIGHT CHOJIN >:D

[DJ Potatoe]

I wish I was responsible for hitler. Then someone would pay me money for an interview where I talk like I'm crazy and keep refering to the "muppet babies" as my form of creativity upkeep. Then I'd probably...like...own a spider monkey or something.

[DamnthatDavid]

Chojin, You are so wrong, it's right.

No, scratch that, you just wrong. Austria is responsible for Hitler.

Idiot

[JerkFromGermany]

jkk

[DamnthatDavid]

Evil as hell. I never trusted that von Trapp family, I bet they had ties with Satan himself.

[JerkFromGermany]

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/klink.jpg

Obey. :/

[DamnthatDavid]

Bah, I'm more German then him.

As my Old Avatar use to say

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/BowToMe.jpg

[JerkFromGermany]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/g/x/gxo1/klink.1.jpg

Are you sure? >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Yes I am sure, I got the fucking Germanic looks to prove it.
Family is believed to be from the Luxembourg area, but that still Germanic. Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, a "noble" nose.

[JerkFromGermany]

hh

[DamnthatDavid]

Never been to either.

[JerkFromGermany]

You haven´t missed much... :/

[DJ Potatoe]

HEY!!!! FUCK HEADS!!!! I said I'M NEW!!!!!!!!! Insult me!

[mew barios]

where've yew been :O

[Schimid]

Hey, I know you.

[Esuohlim]

DJ POTATOE, DO YOU SELL THINGS ON EBAY?

[DJ Potatoe]

Sometimes I sell stuff on e-bay. Mostly stuff like....CHOJIN SUCKS!!!!!! Take that you sissy-pink-haired fag!! Come on!!! Bring it on, baby!!! I'll take yur mom on a ride to space mountain!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[The Fifth Man]

I know he's a character and all, but I think I'm gonna
cry uncontrollably nonetheless....

[Anonymous]

He's not a character, you retard.

[The Fifth Man]

Shut up. I'm in denial.

Bad enough knowing Vinth exists....

[Anonymous]

You seem like a well-meaning guy, so here's a tip: Don't try to fit in or understand what this board is 'all about.'

And if you're kellychaos, don't try to be funny, either.

[The Fifth Man]

Rest assured, I'm not Kellychaos.

And you're right, of course. I'm really trying to take it slow.

[Anonymous]

I don't really get why it means that much to you, but all right.

Now, to address DJ Potatoe: You are gay.

[ItalianStereotype]

Chojin, You are so wrong, it's right.

No, scratch that, you just wrong. Austria is responsible for Hitler.

Idiot

never try your hand at history again.

retard.

and yes, I know Hitler was born in Austria, but that isn't even the point.

[DamnthatDavid]

So, I guess the point is, that you have no true argument, and just like being a bitch eh?

Oh! I got an idea, why don't you take your history major intelligence and fucking explain the way your idiotic logic makes it a point.

[Matt Harty]

Whoa now.

[Pub Lover]

...CHOJIN SUCKS!!!!!! Take that you sissy-pink-haired fag!!...
An attack on Chojin without mention of his weight?

How interestingly innovative.

[Anonymous]

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, DUDE

STOP

DUDE, STOP

DUDE

[ItalianStereotype]

So, I guess the point is, that you have no true argument, and just like being a bitch eh?

Oh! I got an idea, why don't you take your history major intelligence and fucking explain the way your idiotic logic makes it a point.

I wasn't using logic and I have no intention of discussing the finer points of history with such a blithering shitstick. you don't deserve more of my time.

[Pub Lover]

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY, DUDE
http://www.geocities.com/braindeadjimmy/fanpic/fanpic-fatty.txt

[Anonymous]

I made you cry? hahahaha

[Mike]

I wasn't using logic

blithering shitstick.

You are so stupid! :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

I wasn't using logic and I have no intention of discussing the finer points of history with such a blithering shitstick. you don't deserve more of my time.

Not inspiring me with any sense of intelligence in ya posts matey.
You either know what the finer points are, and enlighten me, or you just a dumbass who has nothing.

[kellychaos]

Way to go Mr. Mean Jeans! Now you made her cry.

And if you're Chojin, don't try to be gay.

[ItalianStereotype]

Not inspiring me with any sense of intelligence in ya posts matey. You either know what the finer points are, and enlighten me, or you just a dumbass who has nothing.

it's History 101, ass, very basic shit. I'm not here to "inspire" you either, I'm here to look down on you.

By 1906, after a rough and troubling childhood, Hitler had become a prolific reader, writer, speaker, and aspiring artist. He had researched German history and Nordic mythology and, after studying Bismarck, developed a great distaste for the house of Habsburg and the multi-cultured nature of the Austrian Empire.

After failing his art examination and being rejected by the academy, Hitler was left with little choice but to gather up what was left of his inheritance and abandon (for now) his dreams of being an artist. His mother, who had been suffering from breast cancer, took a turn for the worse and Hitler came home to care for her. Her condition slowly deteriorated as the cancer ravaged her body and on December 21st, 1907 she died. Now without family, Hitler once again focused on a career as an artist. In Vienna, he took an apartment with a childhood friend and set about many projects with great enthusiasm, but did not finish any of them. When the time came for the entrance examination to the art academy, his work was deemed so terrible that he wasn't even allowed to take the lowest level exams. In contrast to Adolf, his friend had done quite well and had been accepted to the Vienna Conservatory. Hitler moved out in November 1908 while his friend was undergoing military training and made no attempt to contact him again.

A year later, Hilter was destitute. He was forced to eat at soup kitchens and wore nothing but tattered rags. Occasionally selling paintings with the help of Jewish shop owner Josef Neumann, Hitler began reading the works of Nietzsche, Hegel, and other philosophers you wouldn't have heard of. From their philosophies, he pieced together his own assortment of nationalistic, anti-Semitic, and racist ideals that would later be put to paper in Mein Kampf. His poverty also influenced him greatly, perhaps it could even be said that it was the greatest contributing factor to his utter lack of empathy. By the age of 21, Hitler had become keenly interested in the political life of Vienna and followed with great interest the Pan German Nationalists and the Social Christian Party, both increasing his feelings of German nationalism. At this time the mayor of Vienna, Karl Lueger, caugh Hitler's eye. Lueger was an accomplished speaker, a noted anti-Semite, and had a talent for manipulating people. From his speeches and the general atmosphere of Vienna, Hitler's hatred of Jews began.

In 1913, Hitler moved to Munich, Germany to avoid Austria's policy of mandatory military service. In 1914, Austrian officials tracked him down, but Hitler was not punished. It was then, however, that Adolf became convinced that war was coming and he wanted to fight for the Fatherland. On August 1st, 1914 Hitler joined a crowd in the city plaza celebrating the onset of World War I. Seeing himself as a true son of Germany, Hitler joined the service two days later.

During the war, Hitler had great luck wherever he went and he attributed this to his Fatherland having greater designs for him. At Ypres, Hilter's regiment was decimated by the British, but Adolf escaped without a scratch. After serving as a dispatch runner and being wounded in the leg, Hitler was assigned to light duty in Munich and was able to tour Berlin. He was appaled by the anti-war sentiment of the people of Berlin and blamed the Jews for undermining German nationalism and the war effort. Blinded by this consuming hatred, Hilter went back to the front and was hospitalized after a gas attack in 1918. A month later, in November, a priest came and told him of the fall of the house of Hollenzollern and the end of the Second Reich. While terrible at the time, this would later give Hitler the opportunity to seize power for himself.

With the end of empire and the rise of the republic, the German people saw themselves as a repressed and enslaved nation. Versailles had been a humiliation for the once proud Germany and most people, including Hitler, desired to cast aside the treaty and make war once again. Still in the army, Hitler impressed many of his superiors with his ability to weed out Marxists in the ranks. He was sent to a political indoctrination course at Munich University where he impressed both his professors and returning POWs with his anti-democractic and anti-Semitic speeches. After his assignment there, he was sent to investigate the German Workers' Party. After hearing the Marxists ramblings of many of the party members, Hitler was just about to leave and file a report when he heard a speech supporting an the breakaway of Bavarian state and the amalgamation of Austria, Bavaria, Bohemia, and Moravia into a new South German country. Enraged, Hitler launched into a diatribe against the man and thus attracted the attention of the party leader. He was invited to join and did so, but was unimpressed with the condition the party was in. With his fiery speeches and recruitment tactics, Hitler began drawing more and more like-minded people into the group. At the first mass meeting of the GWP, Hitler spoke before a crowd of 2,000. His ideas, outlined in the 25 Points, included Lebensraum for the people, the expulsion of the Jews, and a strong central goverment in place of the weak Weimar Republic. Met with support for his ideas, Hitler adopted the swastika as the party symbol and changed the name to the National Socialist German Workers' Party, or Nazi for short. By 1920, the Nazi Party had about 3,000 supporters. Later faced with a coup by some of his own backers, Hitler resigned from the Party in 1921. Realizing that without the young Austrian, the Nazi Party had no legs, Hitler was allowed to return as the chairman of the party and was given dictatorial powers. In short, he was the fuhrer of the Nazi Party.

Before the war, the German mark had been at four to a U.S. dollar. After the war, it slipped lower and lower until, eventually, one dollar would be worth four billion marks. With the French army constantly encroaching on German territory and nationwide starvation, riots broke out and the people denounced the govermnet. Hitler saw this as an opportunity and carried out his infamous Beer Hall Putsch. The Nazis even attempted a takeover of Munich, but were defeated and Hitler was put on trial for treason.

I grow weary of this...basically, the German government began electing Nazis to positions of power, Hitler ran for President, the Weimar Republic collapses, Hitler is named Chancellor, the Reichstag burns, and Hitler eventually becomes dictator.

oh, and you're an ass.

[DamnthatDavid]

The Goal of an argument is to prove the other wrong.
You just confirmed my original post, in multiple ways.
Austria is Responsible for Hitler.

I grow weary of this...
All that ctrl-c and ctrl-v tiring you out?

[The Retro Kat]

Liek, OMG DJ POTATOE, LIEK, U R SUCH A N00B THAT I WONT EVEN WASTE MY TIME INSULTING U NERD

[Terra]

I think we lost the potato to the history lesson, which was a good lesson by the way.

[ItalianStereotype]

The Goal of an argument is to prove the other wrong.
You just confirmed my original post, in multiple ways.
Austria is Responsible for Hitler.

I grow weary of this...
All that ctrl-c and ctrl-v tiring you out?

1. show me how Austria is responsible for Hitler, I have already provided ample evidence that Germany is truly responsible.

2. saying somebody copied and pasted is truly an argument of the ignorant.

looking down on you is becoming easier and easier every time you post.

[The Retro Kat]

DAMN THAT DAVID!!!!

[DamnthatDavid]

It is elementary my good idiot.
Cause and effect.

Hitler Left Austria for what reasons?

A.) Mandatory Military Service
B.) The screwed up Politics
C.) He Sucked at Art.

If you answered A, you are CORRECT! If Austria never had mandatory military service, he wouldn't of run to Germany. He would of been in Austria at the start of WW1. Even if he would of requested transfer to a German Troop, he would not of been in the same place, same time, same unit. Historic events would never of happened the same way.
The entire history of the world of changed.
Hitler was a catalyst. That is all. He set everything off. A catalyst that grew up in Austria, which imprinted the local ideals into his twisted head. If he grew up on the northern Germany, right next to the boarder to Denmark, his beliefs would of been totally different. He might of been a fisherman. A German spawned Fisherman. But no, he was an Austrian Spawned Dictator.

OBTW, the Copy and Paste point, was a seperate topic. If you where bright enough to catch on, you would of noticed I was making a jab at your "I grow weary" statement. The joke being that you got worn out hitting Copy, and then Paste.
Now you on the floor bitch, looking up.
Hell, you under the floor, you fucking buried 6ft under.

[jin]

Why are you so terrible at life, David?. :0

We have all finished with junior-high antics here, so please take the example and then perhaps, darling, you might become an actual valued member of this community - rather than the pitiful idiot you appear to be currently. Please. ;<

[Supafly345]

Just don't engage him into history topics he appears interested in, he will find a way to reveal everything he knows about a topic if given the opportunity - nevermind whether he knows the pertinance of it or not.

[DJ Potatoe]

Retro Kat! You suck tiny asian penis all of the time!

Chojin! I'm gonna shove lots of small animals that resemble R Kelly into your anus cavity...just until I can convince the A-Team to beat you up!! I'm just waiting to hear back from BA Barcus!! I e-mailed him 2 days agor reguarding your gayness, and he said: "I pitty the pink haired fool who mess wit U!" Well....he hasn't actually replied yet, but when he DOES....he'll totally be like: "what u axin' playa?" And it's true...because black people can't spell....or talk.....or get degrees in like.....schooling or something.......in a city...........on a river...................full of....zombies....................awful...zombies.. .

SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


-Love, Ghojinisgayandretrocatsuckstinyasianpenis.
aka Potatoe

[SMN]

Now, Now children. We cant have any fun if we dont learn how to get along.

*puts several people in "the corner"*
Now dont come out there till you learn how to behave.

[Helm]

IS (it is you, IS isn't it?) if you copy pasted that text and then added your hilarious commentary throughout (I'm mainly looking at that bit where it says that the reader wouldn't know those other philosophers) then I have to tell you I think it's a pretty pathetic.

[ItalianStereotype]

David-you're grasping at straws now, just give it up. if I'm on the floor, it's because I'm waiting for you to say something relevant and interesting. thus far, that hasn't even come close to happening.

Helm-yeah, I'm Eye Tie and no, I didn't copy and paste that.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ok, I will admit defeat if you will agree that if Hitler did not grow up in Austria, things would of been alot different.

[ItalianStereotype]

Perhaps. I don't think it was any one place or event that made Hitler what he was.

[Supafly345]

This thread is about DJ potatoe demonstrating just how much he thinks he is funny more than he really is, so if we could please get back on topic.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ok, perhaps is good enough for me. It good enough for our president.

And, I am so sorry that I pulled the thread off topic.

DJ Potato funny eh? Er, ahhh, hmmmmmm.... Nope, not getting funny.

[Mike]

It's not your fault that ChainsawStereotype hasn't ever been nice to anyone who hasn't blown hot air up her cunt. You don't really have a case, but at least you aren't a depraved miser.

[ItalianStereotype]

who are you?

[Mike]

Yeah I've also asked that question on these forums. I was trying to use it as a comeback or something. It wasn't very effective. I don't know what you were trying to accomplish but it wasn't effective either.

[Pub Lover]

What he meant was 'STFU Newb!', but I guess you not getting it is to be expected. :/

[FromThe13thFloor]

I'm not about to jump into this, but what is going on? Don't insult the new guy.

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU SUCK AND THE MISFITS SUCK.

[Pub Lover]

Back off Crunch, that's no way to act to someone that hasn't proven themselves a moron just yet. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU SUCK AND PUBS SUCK.

[FromThe13thFloor]

CONSTANT CAPITALS SUCK AS WELL.

[Cap'n Crunch]

FROM THE 13TH FLOOR...IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

[Pub Lover]

YOU SUCK AND PUBS SUCK.
:lol

[Gurlugon]

Call me crazy, but I see a potential Pee Wee Herman. :sneakyeyes

[Mike]

What he meant was 'STFU Newb!', but I guess you not getting it is to be expected. :/

Actually I just thought it sucked.

[FromThe13thFloor]

YAY! Wait, is this old SNL or new.

Go Pilot the S.S Guppy to some bored kids and Make them say "Crunchatize me Captain!" Then serve up some awesome Peenut Butter Chocolate puffs! That would rule!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Oh another Cap'n Crunch joke. :rolleyes Now tell the one about how I molested the black kid. :rolleyes

[FromThe13thFloor]

Well, Ok...
Okay, so Crunch is Boatin' around the cereal section, and he is on Kazaa. Ok, I don't know about you, but you can search for the "Price is right" song and come up with nice child porn. So, Crunch is searching for "When Doves cry" by Prince, and right when he's downloading, he Snorts some Crank. SO, he goes and looks and low and behold! It's some weird japaneese commercial. (Link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/anabuki.php)

It gives him CRAZZZYYYY mind warps and he goes over to the nearest black kid, and molests him.

That's it, goodnight kids.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I have Soulseek. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

This guy is OUT OF CONTROL!

[Mike]

http://ucsub.colorado.edu/~pijoan/tanuki.gif

[ItalianStereotype]

no seriously, who are you? you've been around since July of last year, but this is the first time I've ever noticed you. you must have worked hard to be so unremarkable.

[Mike]

oh SNAP! Good job, ItalianStereotype!

[JerkFromGermany]

HEY!!!! FUCK HEADS!!!! I said I'M NEW!!!!!!!!! Insult me!

American. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

oh SNAP! Good job, ItalianStereotype!

[Mike]

oh SNAP! Good job, ItalianStereotype!

[Supafly345]

oh SNAP! Good job, ItalianStereotype!"Oh SNAP!" would have been funny 10 months ago and used under better context.

[DJ Potatoe]

Hey...you retards! I think you better remember that I am awesomerer than ALL OF YOU! Also, I will point out that NO! I am NOT a character. I am new and you will all love me. My music is teh 1337 and you are teh suck!!!! Fear my awesomeness...oh..that reminds me....

Chojin, I have to come over tonight and do music stuff...so that this board can fear me!!! Mwahahahah.......Chojin..you suck. And do Flash of love.

Bye.....YOU TURKEYS!!!!

[Anonymous]

My are you gay online, mister potatoe. ;<

[Mike]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Whatever.

[DJ Potatoe]

Chojin...you are a butthole!!!!! U want some of THIS?!?!?!?!?!

[Sajuuk]

NUGGET.

[Schimid]

http://wrestle.ru/photo/owenhart/images/04.jpg

[Anonymous]

DAWN OF THE DEAD ;<

[JerkFromGermany]

Oh, that was mean.... :/

http://www2.rz.hu-berlin.de/psyling/shit.jpg

[FromThe13thFloor]

Oh, that was mean.... :/

http://www2.rz.hu-berlin.de/psyling/shit.jpg

That kicks ass!

[FromThe13thFloor]

Sooooooooo....

[FromThe13thFloor]

Chojin...you are a butthole!!!!! U want some of THIS?!?!?!?!?!

Woah there wombat.

[Anonymous]

Shut the fuck up, guy.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Dude, let make Serious Insults together, Fucktard.

[kellychaos]

There is no shame in unregistering and coming back when you feel more prepared. I understand.

[Matt Harty]

Dude, let make Serious Insults together, Fucktard.

:rolleyes

[ProfessorCool]

There is no shame in unregistering and coming back when you feel more prepared. I understand.

:lol

[Anonymous]

We need to keep kelly on permanent hazing staff. That was actually pretty funny.

Though it isn't really 'hazing.' It's just coincedence. Or 'hozincedence,' if you prefer.

[Dole]

I like Kelly. He is one of the least offensive people here.

[CastroMotorOil]

Plus without him we never would have had the magic that was kellygayos.

[ProfessorCool]

No.

[kellychaos]

I miss Kellygayos ... not that we were picking out curtain patterns or anything but I miss him ... really. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.nick.com/common/images/tv/new/spongebob/char/spongebob.gifKELLYCHAOShttp://www.nick.com/common/images/tv/new/spongebob/char/spongebob.gif

[The Retro Kat]

Liek, OMG DJ POTATOE, LIEK, U R SUCH A N00B THAT I WONT EVEN WASTE MY TIME INSULTING U NERD

[Sajuuk]

NUGGET

[Supafly345]

Unless MilkyWay is filled with 'nugget', you have mistaken two different things my opaque chum.

[FromThe13thFloor]

It's not your fault that ChainsawStereotype hasn't ever been nice to anyone who hasn't blown hot air up her cunt. You don't really have a case, but at least you aren't a depraved miser.

Dude, watch out, She's Not a LADY. She's a Transexual Bounty hunter! Scarrry.

[sadie]

shut up.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Ok.

[femme-ass]

My feet are cold.