Who the hell are all you people?

[Protoclown]

I haven't been online much lately so I haven't been keeping up with the boards. So I see a shitload of people I have never seen before posting. Who the hell are all you new people?

[davinxtk]

It's funny, in addition to thinking about how tenno never posts anymore, I thought the same about you. I chalked this up to you having somewhat of a real life and mostly paying attention to the .com side of i-mockery.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, I've been out and about a lot lately. Haven't had much time at home, and what little time I do spend at home I usually don't feel like spending online.

Roger and I have a few funny new pieces in the works for the .com part of the site, by the way.

[Mockery]

Damn straight... and speaking of which, we should try to work on 'em this weekend.

[Protoclown]

I might have time on Sunday. Probably not before then.

[sspadowsky]

He is busy going out and ravishing teh womens. :eek

[sadie]

:love proto. :love

[Mockery]

He is busy going out and ravishing teh womens. :eek
He used to ravish me :tear

[HickMan]

GET OVER IT, ROG. YOUR BREASTS AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE. >:

[Spooky]

womp womp

[Slinky Ferret]

Hey Proto :)

[kellychaos]

Bring In The Clowns!!

http://www.juggling.org/pics/Icon/krusty.gif


KRUSTY SAY! (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/tvwavs.cgi?Simpsons=whatthe.wav)

[kahljorn]

"womp womp"

FUCK YOU, I brought the WOMPING aspect to the board, as my wonderful character WAMP. Now fuck you, don't you ever use my noise effects again >:

[Supafly345]

Who first started using the rimshot? Just for the record so I know who I am copying the next time I use it.

[O71394658]

Vince used to use the rimshot all the time.

[sadie]

i remember wamp. :O

[Anonymouse]

I'm a fucking newbie and God dammit I don't know what I'm doing here.

[Black Flag]

hi, my name's sean. nice to meet you.

[Anonymouse]

Sean you have a lovely avatar. :love

[Dole]

Proto, I am DISGUSTED to see you have been functioning as a normal human being in the real world.

[Protoclown]

Thanks Dole! I appreciate it!

GIRALS ARE MUCH BETTAR THAN THE INTERWEB ;)

[Matt Harty]

And Proto becomes one of the 5 people on this bored who leave the house more than once a week.

[ziggytrix]

wtf, i've not been gone so long as to come back to find out proto's been out kissing the girls?!

[Rongi]

My name's Buck and I'm here to fuck.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Proto! Details, man...details!

[ziggytrix]

vicarious life at it's best, eh cosmo? ;)

[Protoclown]

No details to give. I've just made some very good female friends in the past couple months, there's perhaps a little romantic potential with one of them, but that remains to be seen.

In any event, I hang out, I have fun. What else is life good for?

[ziggytrix]

well there's beer and drugs, but you're still not into those...


right???

[Protoclown]

Nope, not into 'em.

[mew barios]

don't yew wanna be cool? :(

[ProfessorCool]

Hey guys, my friend asked me to post here, but he told me not to make a introduction thread cause you guys steam your clams over that, so I'll just do it in this post.

My name is Sean King Wellington, I am 22 years old and work as a web designer (Looks like you guys need some help OMG LOL JK) I like bands like Nickleback and Filter, and my favorite movie is The Perfect Storm (Clooney is HAWT OMG LOL JK, i am straighter then the crease in my newly ironed Dockers Khaki Pants. I hope to bring alot of laughs here and have a few too! :)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

to mew barios: hey drugs don't make you cool. being drunk and smelling like a truck driver wont empress anyone

[Cap'n Crunch]

:lol

[ArrowX]

It seems wverywhere in every forum theres an annual Influx of NooBs

[Gurlugon]

Right out of the horse's mouth, even.

[kahljorn]

The equinox was on the 21st, that must be the culprit.

[Blatant]

This place is like heroin.

[Rev. Danno]

Proto Is the Anti-Danno, or I'm the Anti-Proto...

[Protoclown]

I suppose this means the inevitable fight to the death is in order...

[executioneer]

ellipses at dawn :lol

-willie

[kellychaos]

I hate when the balance of the universe shifts! >: