My kitty might be having kittens!:)

[ultra perfect cell]

Seriously! I saw him outside one day with a girl cat having....well......"bippity bop" if you know what I mean.

[UP_SHUT]

Die.

[HickMan]

You are eleven

[da blob]

and die twice, you ridiculous irresponsible failed abortion outcome.

[Gurlugon]

*readies asterisks*

[Spastic Colon]

I knew someone whose cat had kittens. The cat had a venerial disease. The kittens wouldn't open their eyes when they were supposed to so we pried them open. OUT SPEWED PUSS...EVERYWHERE.

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, "bippity bop"

[ultra perfect cell]

I'm not eleven, PRICKman. YOU are. Lock this thread, I just wanted to mention this. When and if you do, thank you.

[MEATMAN]

Funny how every time someone mocks you, you demand that the thread be locked. Don't work like that, semiperfect cell.

[MEATMAN]

And you are still eleven.

[Esuohlim]

This isn't giving you any bonus points, Meatman.

[Pub Lover]

Since when is being eleven a bad thing?

I wish I was still eleven. :(

1994 wasn't so bad.

[Big Papa Goat]

You should have your cat spayed, did you ever think of what you'd do with all those kittens? Sure they're cute at first, but when they grow up and you get tired of taking care of a dozen cats then what are you going to do?

[MEATMAN]

Fry 'em up in a nice butter sauce?