Whore stories of my youth

[FartinMowler]

As a teen I would take a really long bus trip to work at my dad's freinds shop "Jay's British and European" to clean up the shop and change tire and shit. So Jay's was right near Davie street that was famous for prostitutes and I would go out for lunch and see the whores shoot 8 balls in the ally. The mechanics I would help all had really crude conversations and would tell me about picking up whores and how they only had as long as a lit cigarette to do there business and the first time one of them picked up a transvestite and left him on the side of the road with only half of his clothes. I've never been with a whore but the one of the mechanics offered to pay for me but I was too shy and refused :/ I got fired from Jay's for not showing up most of the time because I really hated taking the bus >:

[phnompehn]

That was truely the greatest story ever told. Bravo, Fartin, bravo... :posh

[Spastic Colon]

I only have pictures for my childhood whore stories, but it is a love that will never die.

[Matt Harty]

As a teen I would take a really long bus trip to work at my dad's freinds shop "Jay's British and European" to clean up the shop and change tire and shit. So Jay's was right near Davie street that was famous for prostitutes and I would go out for lunch and see the whores shoot 8 balls in the ally. The mechanics I would help all had really crude conversations and would tell me about picking up whores and how they only had as long as a lit cigarette to do there business and the first time one of them picked up a transvestite and left him on the side of the road with only half of his clothes. I've never been with a whore but the one of the mechanics offered to pay for me but I was too shy and refused :/ I got fired from Jay's for not showing up most of the time because I really hated taking the bus >:

GET TO THE PART WHERE YOU FIND OUT YOU HAVE A VAGINA

[FartinMowler]

If I tuck my wiener between my legs It kinda looks like a vagina but then I have a wiener tail :/

[Dole]

BEHOLD MY QUIVERING MANGINA!

[glowbelly]

:lol

[phnompehn]

I love you guys.

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[ProfessorCool]

This thread gives me a stomach ache.

Someone be a chump, and post a picture of your favorite antacid.

[Dork]

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You like??

[pjalne]

I actually got a stomach ache right now and I blame this thread. Or the tabasco I just ate.