Taking all the fun out of the beach [pictures]

[davinxtk]

My girlfriend and I went to the beach (Chatham Lighthouse) this morning. The original idea was to watch the sun rise, but it was very cloudy and something caught my eye as soon as I got there.

There were signs all over the beach.
It actually starts in the parking lot...
http://24.60.240.39/beach/parking.jpg
We were there for about two hours.

The signs on the beach irritated me. I've lived here for 19 years, and while I understand the need for preservation, I also know that everything they're asking takes the bloody fun out of going to the beach.
http://24.60.240.39/beach/offbank.jpg
Hey, what's that hilited in the background?
That's right, exactly the same sign!
http://24.60.240.39/beach/madeforwalking.jpg
There are signs everywhere reminding us to take the stairs and not walk down the dunes. I'm assuming this is simply as a point of convenience, as the dunes are 30ft almost straight down in most places, and there is a very well-beaten footpath directly underneath the sign. I took a picture of that, but my mom's camera kept thinking it was running out of batteries.
It's a Gateway.
Note: this sign is also duplicated in the rear-right of the picture of the green sign above. I took a picture of the taller one, as well, but did I mention I was using a Gateway?
http://24.60.240.39/beach/localnotice.jpg
This sign is here so tourists realize two things.
a) The absence of a lifeguard is, in fact, intentional. The town has to cover insurance for all of the beaches it guards, and this one isn't worth that kind of liability.
b) The surf and current are intense enough to kill children, the elderly, and the exceedingly unlucky.
Okay, I get the picture, guys. You're trying to save lives. I think I'd rather go swimming anyway.
*BAM*
http://24.60.240.39/beach/warning.jpg
Just in case I missed the first ten-foot-high, five-foot-wide white-on-brown, hyphen-inducing billboard, they erected a second with a rather attractive traffic sign on it literally five feet down the beach.


Trying not to make the trip a total loss, I decided to get a picture of beautiful Chatham Harbor Inlet, which formed during storm conditions in 1987. An amazing sight and a beautiful, long walk at low tide.

http://24.60.240.39/beach/strongcurrent.jpg
But there was a sign in the way. :(

[James]

Holy fuck. Davin posted pictures that AREN'T of his horribly deformed self.

[FartinMowler]

:lol (Ed Mcmahon voice) "Deformed...Yes!"

[glowbelly]

davin isn't deformed. let's see you with your shirt off, james...fartin?

didn't think so.

anyways, those signs suck. it's a shame that they have to be there.

[FartinMowler]

I think where talking about the fangs and the piercings and the stupid angst expressions...

[davinxtk]

For the hundredth fucking time, I don't make "stupid angst expressions" when I take webcam pictures. I don't "smile for the camera" and for some reason this makes me moody. You're on fucking I-mockery, not Disney.com.

The fangs were part of a Halloween costume, I found them when I was browsing through my pictures and thought someone might get a kick out of it. And several people did.

And since when are piercings a deformation?
1) As the sort of people who like condescending and verbally assaulting me are ever-so-fond of pointing out, I'm young. Young people get piercings, get over it.
2) They're extremely unintrusive compared to plenty of the piercings my friends get. I could have something in my mouth or through my genetalia.
3) They're not stretched or guaged at all. This means that if I take them out and apply vitamin e oil, they magically go away completely through a process we call "healing."

Now pay attention to the signs. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

WOW SIGNS TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO AND MAKING A CAPTION UNDER SURE IS HILARIOUS. THREAD BACKUPS. :picklehat

[Matt Harty]

WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT DIG THOSE SIGNS RIGHT UP >:

[FartinMowler]

Sensitive :/ Nice signs...I've never swam in Lake Ontario because it's a giant toilet >:

[Perndog]

YEAH, YOUNG PEOPLE GET PIERCINGS, YOU OLD LOSERS. NOW GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I BREAK YER HIP.

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/pernpierce.jpg

[davinxtk]

Yeah, that's a harbor inlet from the Atlantic Ocean. It's a toilet with currents.

I'm not really trying to defend excessive facial mutilation, but I've got two piercings. At least I'm not going overboard.

[Perndog]

What's the difference (aside from appearance) between two eyebrow piercings and two dozen regular-size piercings around the face?

[davinxtk]

1) How much money they've spent putting holes in their face.
2) The fact that now they're a collection of metal bits, not a face anymore.

[Spastic Colon]

I tape pennies to my face. :)

[Matt Harty]

Sorry about the thread, Davin. :(

[James]

davin isn't deformed. let's see you with your shirt off, james...fartin?

didn't think so.

anyways, those signs suck. it's a shame that they have to be there.

Wahhh. Just because you have a femmy-boner for him, you have to defend him like he matters.

He is deformed. He's a female version of Iggy Pop, minus the fame or heroin addiction. Why would I want to take off my shirt? Why does the fact that Davin likes to strip down and post pictures out the ass mean he's apparently "better" than the rest of us guys? Sorry, but I'm not as big of an attention whore, and I'm not as full of myself as him. So my shirt is staying on, and my pictures few and far between.

Oh yeah, and Davin needs to set on fire.

[davinxtk]

James, Karen and I have been friends for a few years now. She's not defending me because I'm pretty, she's defending me and I'm pretty.

And what says that because I like to strip down and post pictures that I'm worse than you tight-assed semi-rebels? You talk like you've got the market cornered on being a critical, cynical, antagonist. Half of the reason I post pictures around here is because I get a reaction like this. This has been stated and restated, and you seem comfortable as hell in your refusal to catch on.
Get the fuck over it, people like my face and I like feeding it to them. That doesn't mean I don't have substance or character, it just means I'm a little prettier than you. No need to get so testy.

[Rongi]

I only remember 3 people liking your face.

[Ninjavenom]

I like Davin, but that's beside the point. I bet Timmy the Tooth goes to that beach :o

[ProfessorCool]

Life's a Beach sometimes.

[davinxtk]

http://24.60.240.39/beach/tourist.jpg

This face says "God, living in Touristville is fun."

[Mike]

Get the fuck over it, people like my face and I like feeding it to them. That doesn't mean I don't have

Oh christ. Put the dildo back in and shut your trap.

[glowbelly]

hehe.

at least davin admits that he's full of himself. i've gotten over that fact and have come to realize that he really is a good guy and more than just a pretty face. as a matter of fact, part of what makes me like his pretty face is his character.

so i'll stick up for him no matter what any of you say. i'm not the shallow one. i like him for his insides and his outsides. :) you're the people who can't get past his looks and the he KNOWS it. you prove it every time he gets moody for the camera.

[James]

So what you're saying is, we're shallow for being annoyed by his personality flaws, and that he's doing it knowing and enjoying how annoying it is.

Well, my eyes are certainly open now. I love him, as he is clearly a wonderful person.

But seriously, I think both you and him are sickeningly full of yourselves. No matter what he looks like, it's just an annoyance that he has to post so many pictures of himself ad nauseum, especially since this thread is the closest thing I've seen to him NOT doing that since he joined. Even if it was a girl who I was attracted to, I wouldn't tolerate the picwhoring and "I love myself" attitude he shoves down everyone's throat.

He's just an egotistical attention whore who takes pride in pissing people off. If it makes me shallow for hating him for that, then I'll be glad to be shallow.

So just shut the fuck up, and let your little pretty boy fight his own battles. Or maybe take your friends back off the boards where they belong.

[Matt Harty]

I'm just gonna come out and say you guys sound kinda jealous.

I'll be making my way out now.

[Command Prompt]

Good looking people ruin everything. :(

PS I Davin soley on the fact that he gets a rise out of people.

[James]

You know who else got a rise out of people?

VinceZeb
Jerseyboy
GothNAPrepsBody
Daisyhead
Captain Robo

Yep, great company he's with.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v50/Wildo87112/pic1137.jpg

i am SHIVERING with jealousy

[Perndog]

I'm just gonna come out and say I agree with Matt Harty. Y'all are being whiny bitches, and since you started the fight and Davin managed to defend himself without being a dick, I'm actually starting to like him (if not his piercings).

[ItalianStereotype]

davin's an alright guy, even though he posts A LOT of pictures.

[Command Prompt]

Jersey Boy was the best.

:(

[Geggy]

i am so much better looking than davin.

[Mike]

Ok. Maybe this is because I'm not a girl, but I really don't understand the appeal of the little guy with the prissy hair. As for the "pretty face", the only feature that isn't fairly commonplace is the huge jew-hump in his nose. His narcissism might be less annoying if it were actually justified. He's not a particularly ugly kid, but going around like he's god's gift to webcams is kinda nauseating.

[Perndog]

I don't get the connection between posting a lot of pictures and narcissism.

[Schimid]

I've kinda just come to know him as "the picture guy" since it's the only thing I can identify him by :/

[Hugh_Bristic]

I probably haven't had a good laugh on this site since the Tossed Salad or Cat Sandwich thread - but this one... it's aces. I only hope most of you will show true genius and stop before it just gets gross.


Please and thank you.

[Jixby Phillips]

dude why can't you fags fucking get over being gay jesus fuck shut up

the only reason its a big deal is because everybody is fagging out about so shut up fucking christ

[Rev. Danno]

What Jixby said, and don't talk shit about Iggy Pop, Fucker!
Hell, A lot of us Post pictures on here... Shit, that Chojin fucker sure posts alot!, so does that MutherFuker -RoG-, Don't even get me started on all those Jack asses in PYPHT...

[davinxtk]

So what you're saying is, we're shallow for being annoyed by his personality flaws, and that he's doing it knowing and enjoying how annoying it is.
You're not citing any personality flaws, James, other than the fact that I flaunt what I've got. I won't address the alleged jealousy issue, but please don't act like you're making some sort of argument here other than "DAMN, YOU POST LOTS OF PICTURES!"

But seriously, I think both you and him are sickeningly full of yourselves. No matter what he looks like, it's just an annoyance that he has to post so many pictures of himself ad nauseum, especially since this thread is the closest thing I've seen to him NOT doing that since he joined. Even if it was a girl who I was attracted to, I wouldn't tolerate the picwhoring and "I love myself" attitude he shoves down everyone's throat.
Oh, stuff it in the out hole. I post pictures in the PYPHT, and very sparingly elsewhere. It's not my fault you don't see me contributing to conversations in Politics/Philosophy/VinthAbuse or Movies&TV, but I do. It's not like you get all of my posts PM'd to you (although, that does give me an idea...) or like you can't simply avert your eyes when you see my enormous forehead scrolling up the page at you.

He's just an egotistical attention whore who takes pride in pissing people off. If it makes me shallow for hating him for that, then I'll be glad to be shallow.

So just shut the fuck up, and let your little pretty boy fight his own battles. Or maybe take your friends back off the boards where they belong.
NEWS BULLETIN: DAVIN IS EGOTISTICAL.
Did you know that a bunch of guys hijacked some planes and flew them into the twin towers? Yeah! That actually happened!
I don't take pride in pissing people off. I started posting lots of pictures not to intentionally irritate and inflame the more tender side of the men on the board, but with a sense of humor and an appreciation of the compliments I receive. I'm sorry if I'm not a self-conscious, low-self-esteem teenager.
since you started the fight and Davin managed to defend himself without being a dick
And since when am I here as glowbelly's friend? I showed up in early 2001 with a fucking candy kid on the anti-rave forum. I've mentioned that easily four times in the past two weeks.
I guess you were too busy looking at my pictures.


The rest of this thread made me laugh. A lot. Thanks :)

[glowbelly]

what danno said. we're all a little bit narcissitic anyways. davin just revels in it sometimes, but at least he doesn't whine about girls using vibrators or get all huffy when people tell him that there is no magical psychological trick to make girls like him.

[jin]

Please just post less pictures that look exactly the same. :0

You arent as magically wonderfully beautiful as your adoring public would have you believe, and, as much as you wish it, posting cam-grrrl close-ups of yourself looking emo does get quite tedious for the general populace to wade through, and fore-head on black doesnt spectacularly reinvent itself as dynamically in each image as you seem to think, even with your gratuitous amounts of self-depreciative mocking. :L

"Flaunt what I've got"

You're cute, but a sort of generic, long-haired cute, nothing spectacular by any stretch or give and take, definitely not enough to justify all this self-worship, but i suppose that is all quite subjective, so i wont stress this as much. :/

Oh darling, i can almost feel you getting all flustered and self-righteous- ready to rustle up a damned internet storm! Please, tell me how laughable i am already and how ive made your afternoon by all means! I wouldnt want to stop your fun. ;>

[Dole]

I say we just kill everyone.

[James]

Glowbelly - Doesn't get it. Never will.

Jin - Gets it. Is hot.

Davin - Somehow slipped through the cracks and got acceptance he doesn't deserve.

Jin > Glowbelly > Davin

Close the thread.

[Dole]

'Davin - Somehow slipped through the cracks and got acceptance he doesn't deserve. '

-yeah, someone get him to return his club badge and mockery executive bathroom privileges.

James, you made the point that davin posts a lot of pics of himself...which he does, and we all take the piss out of him for it. But your arguments would be a bit more palletable if they didnt come across as so unbelievably bitter and insanely jealous.

[Perndog]

Everything James says is unbelievably bitter and reeking of sexual frustration. Any other attitude and everyone would think his account had been stolen.

[James]

James, you made the point that davin posts a lot of pics of himself...which he does, and we all take the piss out of him for it. But your arguments would be a bit more palletable if they didnt come across as so unbelievably bitter and insanely jealous.

See, the thing is, I made a simple enough comment to start with. Glowbelly has to jump in and defend him, which is aggrivating to me. I don't really think anyone needs Mommy to stick up for them around here.

On top of that, she made some pointless comment about me not taking my shirt off, which try as I might, can't seem to find any relevance to anything. As it comes off, she's saying Davin's great because he takes half-naked pictures of himself. Then going on to make more faulty arguments. like calling me shallow for disliking his self-involved attitude. If I was shallow, I'd just hate him for how he looks, which is just a added on point for dislike.

So it's not so much that I'm really being so bitter to Davin, but rather Glowbelly. And as for jealousy, I'd have to disagree, because I don't even quite know what I'm supposed to be jealous of.

Davin, I really couldn't care less about. It's Glowbelly who's irking me, and is the basis for all those comments. Hope this clears everything up now.

[FartinMowler]

Ya, Glowbelly is a bitch :)

[Rongi]

what danno said. we're all a little bit narcissitic anyways. davin just revels in it sometimes, but at least he doesn't whine about girls using vibrators or get all huffy when people tell him that there is no magical psychological trick to make girls like him.

Oh snap :lol

Seriously james shut up already you big baby.

[James]

Yeah, on shap! :rolleyes

Rongi, you're a follower, plain and simple.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HE JUST DID I SAW HIM DO IT. :(

[davinxtk]

Jin, nice try.


James- You're losing here. You don't get to just say "close the thread" after you make a point that's only semi-permeable.

[Rongi]

Rongi, you're a follower, plain and simple.

No, you're just a little cry baby who wants everyone to agree with him and not have their own opinion. Hell I don't even like Davin.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did anyone even get my reference? :rolleyes

[glowbelly]

i'm so frustrated by james comments. aggravated, even. really.

i am.

keep on posting pics, davin. james is just upset because you don't have boobs and a hot face. if you did, he'd be all over your ass begging you for an internet date and stalking you like an obssessed ex boyfriend. just ask upshut or heather michelle.

[FartinMowler]

He likes feet too :)

[Rongi]

Did anyone even get my reference? :rolleyes

I did :(

[glowbelly]

i never get references >:

[kellychaos]

I'm a better person for having read this entire thread and I learned a lot.

[glowbelly]

it's about goddamned time

[kellychaos]

I know. I usually don't read the entire thread but I did this time. Thanks again, I just learned something else.

[FartinMowler]

So what did you learn.... turd?

[kellychaos]

That Glowbelly has a potty-mouth and that you have an irrectile disfunction (re: another thread). I'm going to pop some popcorn now. :)

[James]

keep on posting pics, davin. james is just upset because you don't have boobs and a hot face. if you did, he'd be all over your ass begging you for an internet date and stalking you like an obssessed ex boyfriend. just ask upshut or heather michelle.

Wait, what the hell? Up_Shut and I are really good friends, and I don't even know where the Heather comment comes in. It was a while ago, but I do remember I hated her. Oh wait, you just didn't get it then, either. Next, you're going to say I wanted Erika Krystal, too.

See, this is the problem. You don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. I'd much rather have Davin post pictures of himself every single day, than have you opening your fucking mouth about shit you don't know Thing 1 about.

You don't get it at all. You play the part perfectly, and that both pleases and upsets me. I was under the impression you weren't this stupid, and were better than this. But as long as you're going to play into everything so well, I might as well use what I've got.

So go shove your vibrator down your throat and fuck off.

[Matt Harty]

Sorry for pointing out you were jealous. :(

[Rez]

:sleep

give you a little pain for your game and you revert into a newgrounds-type foulmouth that screams insecurity.

you went against someone who's a decent guy, and you got smacked for it (as far as the internet goes). stop being a hyper-defensive pussy, shut up about it, and move on to another thread.

[kellychaos]

Guy can only win a fight with a vibrator when the batteries are dead ... and even then it's a challenge.

[glowbelly]

if we all gang up on james he'll leave again. it'll be fun.

my mistake about heather michelle, btw. i was under the impression that james was one of the boys who went ga-ga over her. it would only make sense, afterall.

so james? you say you are "friends" with upshut? well, i'm friends with davin. and in the same way you defended her when people were calling her ugly, i defend davin.

we're not so different afterall.

you wanna borrow my vibrator now, or can we see how long this lasts before you run off in a huff and not post here until you get lonely and bored again?

[kellychaos]

The size of it WAS rather intimidating. :(

[glowbelly]

it was to me too when i woke up the next day and realized what i had purchased

[James]

OK, OK.

Davin, I forgive you for posting so many pictures. The next time you do it, I won't tell you to stop. I won't insult you because I do not find you attractive. I will just let you have your fun. I will also get on anyone's case who dares dislike anyone on these forums ever again. Now is a time for unification, and if we show anything other than love for the people around here, the terrorists win.

Glowbelly, I forgive you too. You're obviously not grasping any of this at all, and it's causing you to make these silly comments. I often forget that you're a woman (probably due to the hairy legs), and your tiny brain is already filled with thoughts of N*Sync and shopping at the mall, that trying to get you to understand anything else is simply impossible. So when I do something like this, you can't comprehend it, and you lash out due to frustration.

I also just remembered that you posted a picture of yourself with nipples poking through your shirt. Naturally, I must start PMing you and fawning all over you. You're in for a long night.

There. So now that I've forgiven you both, we can all move on. Just try not to displease me anymore, and I'll try not to be pissed off at you.

[Mike]

Jin, nice try.

Oh fuck you. You dismiss his whole post in which he made a good point with "nice try". I hate not being able to punch people on the internet. I'm outta here this shit is just fucking lame.

:signoff

[glowbelly]

god, you're pathetic.

apologizing and making nice isn't going to keep people from thinking you are an asshole.





ps: i'm well aware that you weren't REALLY apologizing or making nice. you were just being sarcastic and funny to cover up and keep everyone from ganging up on you (see, that's me not getting it so you think that i don't get it). contrary to what you believe i do "get it." i just think you are a horrendous, unlikeable person with absolutely no redeeming qualities. not entirely unlike how you think of yourself. so thanks for apologizing and i'll do my best to keep off your bad side, even though it's pretty impossible to distinguish it from your good.

[Rongi]

i like how this thread has nothing to do with the beach anymore :(

[glowbelly]

i don't :(

[Anonymous]

Hell, I'd go as far as to say that this is my favorite thread on the boards right now, but then again, any thread with James being shown up is a good time in my book.

[James]

I am likeable. I'm like a teddy bear with AIDS. :(

[Rongi]

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[ScruU2wice]

It ques up to the Mortal Kombat theme all too well :(

[James]

I think this is the third dancing avatar I've used. And I fucking love it. I hope you can dance like that in World of Warcraft.

[glowbelly]

this thread needs to be backed up. it's some of the best i-mockery has to offer and reminds me of the good ole days, when i used to be super mean and angry.

[jin]

Im sorry, that was possibly the worst reply you could have come up with, baby. :o

[FartinMowler]

I know this might be an akward moment to speak but has anybody noticed that I get very little respect? I have been hear for over a year :(

[Protoclown]

WINNER: DR. BOOGIE

[ArrowX]

I think this is the third dancing avatar I've used. And I fucking love it. I hope you can dance like that in World of Warcraft.


Damn ThatDavid had the Avi first :(

[Schimid]

Jin is a fucking God. :(

[ScruU2wice]

The MURDER god

[James]

I think this is the third dancing avatar I've used. And I fucking love it. I hope you can dance like that in World of Warcraft.


Damn ThatDavid had the Avi first :(

I've not seen him use it, and I'm pretty sure it's only been around for a couple weeks.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I know this might be an akward moment to speak but has anybody noticed that I get very little respect? I have been hear for over a year :(

:lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I know this might be an akward moment to speak but has anybody noticed that I get very little respect? I have been hear for over a year :(

Kellychaos has been here for an eternity, and some people still hate him, so quit your bitchin and get out of tha kitchen.

I've been here over a year too, I'm going to buy one blue balloon for myself to celebrate.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, Jin's right. Davin's staggeringly unremarkable. His picture posting habits are like a scooby-doo marathon; You always know two fags are going to hug each other in terror, and the ghost gets his face tugged off (on) by Thelma.

[davinxtk]

Oh fuck you. You dismiss his whole post in which he made a good point with "nice try". I hate not being able to punch people on the internet. I'm outta here this shit is just fucking lame.

:signoff
Im sorry, that was possibly the worst reply you could have come up with, baby. :o

Jin's "point" was a matter of personal opinion. There's definitely a difference of opinion over who is attractive worldwide.

"Nice try." just about sums up how I feel about the rest of the post - the comments about "gratuitous" self-mocking, the assumtion that I'm somehow "flustered" by what Jin was saying, and the prediction of behavior that's more applicable to an angsty highschool students. You're acting like I'm just some arrogant kid because it makes me easier to dislike. Get the fuck over it already.

[Mike]

Well dude, you ARE just some arrogant kid. There are plenty of those crawling all over the place so "getting over it" is not an issue here. I wasn't looking for another explanation from you, I was just pissed that you blew off Jin's post like that.

[davinxtk]

Jin's post was not only, as I said, a matter of personal opinion about good looks, but it was flashy and pretentious to boot. The only reason I even dignified it with almost a whole fucking paragraph was becuase you bitched about it.

[kellychaos]

it was to me too when i woke up the next day and realized what i had purchased

The morning jog was out of the question, I take it?

I don't think that Davin is really that "over the top" or irritating and y'all KNOW how much I post ... too much ... he's had a few words to say here and there and some of it was kind of funny. To be honest, he's kind of been "below my radar" so he can't really be as obnxious as some of the ealier uninteresting and unoriginal claims that have been made.