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Command Prompt
Apr 4th, 2004, 06:03 PM
c'mon give this guy a couple bucks already

it's embarassing :(

Matt Harty
Apr 4th, 2004, 06:07 PM
OK :)

Geggy
Apr 4th, 2004, 08:32 PM
only if they'd bring bobby's world back on tv. that show ruled.

VolCanon
Apr 5th, 2004, 02:25 AM
ill give him a dollar if i get to say to his face: "YOU ARE THE WORST COMEDIAN EVER!! YOU = LOSER!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, YOUR SHIRT, AND YOUR SHOES AND GO AWAY, FAR AWAY!"

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 16th, 2004, 06:56 PM
i wouldn't give that sadass money. Besides he's getting payed talking about how he was raised on a"Spaghheti farm" on some restaurant commercial

FartinMowler
Apr 16th, 2004, 07:28 PM
I've never like Howie and to top it off my freind and I where walking downtown (toronto) and we happen to see him peeing in an alley beside his car and he wave to us and said something rated R >:

ArrowX
Apr 16th, 2004, 11:33 PM
FOR REAL :O

The Retro Kat
Apr 17th, 2004, 12:05 AM
I'm sorry, but viperwulf, volcanon, and arrow x, who the fuck are you?

Command Prompt
Apr 17th, 2004, 01:53 AM
man thats a nasty mole growing out of Sarah Michelle Gellars face.

it kinda looks like some stupid awkward artsy kid whos try different forms of visual expression to try and discover himself. >:

kellychaos
Apr 17th, 2004, 12:03 PM
Howie left streaks on my windshield, so I only gave him a dollar. >:

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 26th, 2004, 11:30 AM
I'm sorry, but viperwulf, volcanon, and arrow x, who the fuck are you?[quote]
The name's Sniperwulf danmit !!

Anonymous
Apr 26th, 2004, 12:29 PM
And it's original, FUCKERS

mburbank
Apr 26th, 2004, 03:40 PM
I would pay to see him face off with with Ghallager in a cage armed with chainsaws, but only if I was screwing the Olsen Twins while I watched. And they have to be unconcious, because any participation from them would certainly render me unable.

And Carrot Top could sit next to me masturbating with ice tongs and a meat tenderizing mallet.

For all that I would be willing to give Howie Mandell all te change in my pocket and some expired coupons.

Bennett
Apr 26th, 2004, 03:42 PM
someone's not a fan of "Little Monsters"

Rongi
Apr 26th, 2004, 04:50 PM
I would pay to see him face off with with Ghallager in a cage armed with chainsaws, but only if I was screwing the Olsen Twins while I watched. And they have to be unconcious, because any participation from them would certainly render me unable.

And Carrot Top could sit next to me masturbating with ice tongs and a meat tenderizing mallet.

For all that I would be willing to give Howie Mandell all te change in my pocket and some expired coupons.

Ahahahahahahahaha :lol

That's the best post ever

Esuohlim
Apr 26th, 2004, 05:47 PM
next time i see howie mandel blowing up a glove with his nose i'm gonna pop it with a pin hahahaha who's with me?

Rez
Apr 26th, 2004, 05:53 PM
ill give him a dollar if i get to say to his face: "YOU ARE THE WORST COMEDIAN EVER!! YOU = LOSER!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY, YOUR SHIRT, AND YOUR SHOES AND GO AWAY, FAR AWAY!"

http://www.e-thug.net/pics/roflcopter.gif

:/

mesobe
Apr 27th, 2004, 01:47 PM
everytime I go to Boston Pizza, I look around for him but he is never there :(

Brandon
Apr 27th, 2004, 01:50 PM
HOWIE DOESN'T NEED HELP BECAUSE HE'S #82 ON COMEDY CENTRAL'S 100 GREATEST STANDUPS LIST :rolleyes