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Max Burbank Jr.
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:18 PM
My whole life I've been told my father is a racecar driver, and and a cowboy. I find out by doing a search on-line that I'm the bastard some of a Unitarian Jew who thinks cracking wise about H.R. Puffinstuff, and made up stories of him hanging out with famous people. This is FUCKED! I've been livng a hard life in Moose Jaw, ID.
Working my ass off at the IGA as a stockboy, And my father doesn't even care about me. Living it up in the Big city, working his fancy internet thing, oh yeah, and it's fucked up!

Once I get my Nova fixed, I totally driving out east to get me some of that big time east coast internet money.

Mom's a Liar, you are not a cowboy, you are not a racecar driver, and yes you are not profesinal surfer. Wait minute, half the shit she's told me is fom Elvis movies, That's fucked up!

Dad, clear a space in the garage, your bastard son is moving in as soon as I get some money saved up.

FartinMowler
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:30 PM
Are you full of hot air too?

Max Burbank Jr.
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:37 PM
Fuck you! That's my daddy your talking about!

Protoclown
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:43 PM
My god. What a hilariously original character. Seriously. :|

FartinMowler
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:44 PM
Moosejaw :rolleyes you stupid canadain your more apt to be related to me than Max.

Matt Harty
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:44 PM
Honestly :rolleyes

Max Burbank Jr.
Apr 5th, 2004, 12:46 PM
I ain't no Canadian. Moose Jaw is by Twin Falls, and Jerome Idaho.
Learn your geograpy.

Miss Modular
Apr 5th, 2004, 01:48 PM
Vince, is that you?

Perndog
Apr 5th, 2004, 01:54 PM
The poor grammar looks too intentional to be Vince. The question is, who else doesn't like Max?

Ronnie?

Cosmo Electrolux
Apr 5th, 2004, 01:55 PM
Thats what we need around here...more wacky characters...:|

Rongi
Apr 5th, 2004, 02:42 PM
I miss the cool characters. Like Missinformation Man and Habib and Violent Angry Rasta

Evil Robot
Apr 5th, 2004, 06:24 PM
This would be a good time to mention that some black guy is flying in from Kenya next week. He will be staying at the waldorf astoria, in his usuall suite.

Protoclown
Apr 5th, 2004, 06:49 PM
The IP address doesn't match anyone else's. Could be a lurker, or a regular with a different IP. I don't think it's Vince though. He'd be even more clumsy and pathetic about it.

Jeanette X
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:26 PM
I miss the Triad. :(

Protoclown
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:37 PM
Yeah, those guys were great.

ArrowX
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:45 PM
Meybe its the fag who was bubsy?

Supafly345
Apr 5th, 2004, 09:58 PM
ArrowXThe IP address doesn't match anyone else's.

Never mind.

Ghost of Fraiser
Apr 5th, 2004, 10:32 PM
http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/picture_32.jpg

Oops, I better learn to read!



What about Gadzooks, that guy was quite a character, wasn't he? ;)

Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 10th, 2004, 02:35 PM
"Moosejaw you stupid canadain your more apt to be related to me than Max."
hey! Nobody fucking talks about canada like that! >:

executioneer
Apr 10th, 2004, 04:06 PM
are you kidding EVERYONE does even canadians sometimes :/

-willie

ProfessorCool
Apr 10th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Isn't mowler Canadian?

Supafly345
Apr 10th, 2004, 05:37 PM
Redneck.

ArrowX
Apr 10th, 2004, 06:57 PM
I love canada we have everything incluiding that crazy dancing six flags grandpa

mburbank
Apr 13th, 2004, 11:35 AM
I'm actually going to guess this is someone from my past who found me via the internet.

It could be a long lost friend, or don't forget, I used to teach comedy and theater so a student seems likely.

Or someone working up to extortion.

The Elvis movie stuff hints at a point in my past about fifteen or so years ago where it was frequently commented that I looked like Elvis. Not always in a nice way.

kellychaos
Apr 13th, 2004, 03:54 PM
The cool 50's Elvis or the bloated, drug-addicted 70's Elvis? :(

Mr. Vagiclean
Apr 13th, 2004, 04:04 PM
100,304) "that I'm the bastard some of a Unitarian Jew who thinks cracking wise about H.R. Puffinstuff, and made up stories of him hanging out with famous people"

mburbank
Apr 13th, 2004, 04:11 PM
I don't think this is Vinth. I really, really don't.

And over the course of about three years, I drew comparisons to thin Elvis, Fat Elvis and then thin Elvis again. I'd be fat Elvis now, but I tamed the pompadaur and lost the sideburns and leather jacket.

davinxtk
Apr 13th, 2004, 04:37 PM
Whoever it is just gave you all something to think about, huh?

sadie
Apr 13th, 2004, 05:26 PM
i miss the throat warbler. :P

The_Rorschach
Apr 13th, 2004, 06:19 PM
I thought Burbank looked a little like James Balushi

Command Prompt
Apr 16th, 2004, 04:56 PM
I miss the cool characters. Like Missinformation Man and Habib and Violent Angry Rasta

What about the mustache bandit?? goddamn it he was the best. :(

VinceZeb
Apr 16th, 2004, 07:49 PM
The IP address doesn't match anyone else's. Could be a lurker, or a regular with a different IP. I don't think it's Vince though. He'd be even more clumsy and pathetic about it.

I'd be more clumsy about face fucking you during dinner and firing a load in your eye with your family watching, but maybe that's just me.

Big Papa Goat
Apr 16th, 2004, 08:04 PM
HAHA GOD HATES YOU, FAGGOT

Rongi
Apr 16th, 2004, 08:13 PM
I'd be more clumsy about face fucking you during dinner and firing a load in your eye with your family watching, but maybe that's just me.

That was the most witless and awkward comeback I've seen in a long time.

mburbank
Apr 20th, 2004, 02:26 PM
It also the only thing he's posted in about a month. Sadder still, it reveals that while not posting, he does lurk here and scroll through lengthy threads looking for any mention of himself.


IT'S SO SAD OF YOU TO DO, VINTH! WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THE PUTTING OF YOUR COCK ON SOMETHING AS A SIGN OF CONTEMPT FOR THEM NOW AS IT IS BEEN DONE OUT SINCE TIME AND MEMORIAM!