GET ME A JOB! >:

[Drev]

I'm getting pissed off here. >:

I've going from place to place, putting in applications, and it's been 4 months since I had a job.

And now I'm pissed off.

I'm about to become demanding for a job, but I don't wanna be threatening. :(

GIVE ME A JOB FOR MONEYS! :(

[ProfessorCool]

How old are you, and what job do you want?

If your under 17, your only options are bagboy or stockboy or counterboy.

[Drev]

I'm 20, and I've only had one job, which was last year at wal-mart as an unloader which lasted one month. I was hired full-time, but placed me as seasonal behind my back. assholes.

Jason ages 16-18 = lazy jerk

[ProfessorCool]

Unless you taking a college course or something your best bet is an clerk. :(

[Drev]

Unless you taking a college course or something your best bet is an clerk. :(

I'm going to college in the fall.

On a side note, I would say something about Kevin Smith, but I'll pass.

[ProfessorCool]

You know there were clerks before that movie, asshole. >:

[DamnthatDavid]

You must BE demanding when you go for a job. Walk right up to the manager and say
"I approve of the way you run this place, and I will be a valued member of your staff. I am open to work from this time to this time, and I can start ASAP. I am also open to sit down for a interview right now."

Overwhelm them and such. And if they say you will be back in a day or two.

[ProfessorCool]

You know, I dont bitch like a Jamesman alot about anything, but whenever i say that im a clerk, every asshole has to say "Yeah, like the movie". Just because someones an archeologist they dont go "hey, indiana jones" all the time. I mean my job is nothing to shit about, and I dont razz every costumer like the movie characters do. I know my job sucks.

So, fuck you Drev, you head is as thick as Kevin Smith's Tanned Hide.

[FartinMowler]

Where do you live? most landscape companies hire in the spring and pay a good wage (10-15$) as long as your a hard worker and don't mind peeing in the bushes, so they don't have to stop at the 7-11 because your a girl.

[Drev]

You know, I dont bitch like a Jamesman alot about anything, but whenever i say that im a clerk, every asshole has to say "Yeah, like the movie". Just because someones an archeologist they dont go "hey, indiana jones" all the time. I mean my job is nothing to shit about, and I dont razz every costumer like the movie characters do. I know my job sucks.

So, fuck you Drev, you head is as thick as Kevin Smith's Tanned Hide.

I didn't even know you were a clerk. Also, I was just joking. :tear

[Supafly345]

"Clerk" wasn't a movie.

[Gurlugon]

Yes, it was. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233464/)

[Cap'n Crunch]

You got served on a plate with a side of mashed potatoes. :eek

[Supafly345]

Yes, it was. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0233464/)That's not a movie.

[VolCanon]

I had a shitty job working at a supermarket. They treated me like crap. TONS of responsibilities, dealing with idiot customers, harrassment from co-workers, the works, for minumum wage.
Then i got a temp job (as I only had one month of free time anyway) the day after working as a typist in a courier company. They paid better, didnt treat their employees so bad and were friendly.

To be short, try a Temp agency. They hire damn near anybody, and if you get lucky you get a long-term assignment. Try to avoid warehouses, they pay less and involve heavy lifting.

[Big Papa Goat]

I bet people do think of indiana jones whenever someone says their an archaeologist. :/

[Supafly345]

People always tell me how much they love A&W root beer.

[Spooky]

hey spooky go ahead and post in my thread and knock up your post count okay okay have a good one buddy

[Drev]

I'm sorry :(

[bigtimecow]

LIKE OMFG

MUHAMMED ALI WAS IN IT

:love

[DJ Potatoe]

Drev, I can get you a job for 8 an hour and paid lunches. Just ask Chojin, I gave him work. Now he buys me all u can eat chinese, bi-atch!

[GADZOOKS]

Do you hate chojin because of his haircut, or is it something deeper?

[DamnthatDavid]

It cause his id has taken control away from his Superego, and his id is telling him to kill.

[DJ Potatoe]

my hatred for chojin runs deep as the day is long....and he's gay too.

[Anonymous]

It's because he knew me before he came on here, so he has to drop my name in every post, lest he lose his big push.

[DJ Potatoe]

I'll have you know that I may not be great on the mic, HHH, but when it comes to business, Potatoit is clean on the vistories!!! Mwahahaha!!! U can't even beat Shelton Benjamin!!

[Anonymous]

Thank you for ushering in the next wave of wrestling references the people who've joined this month will now make.

[Dr. V]

Poor Drev, I know just what you're going through, I can't find a fucking job anywhere. It's like they say "Oh here comes that guy Josh. Let's just say we'll "accept his application"". Bullshit man.

[Anonymous]

It's pretty easy around here to get a job, as long as you aren't picky.