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Mockery
Apr 6th, 2004, 12:31 PM
Yep, good ol' McClain is finally back with some new material. You can blame his absence on one tiny, drooling, shitting clump of flesh that is his offspring.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/breeder-square.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/breeder.asp)
"I'M A BREEDER" -by McClain
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/breeder.asp

Enjoy!
Snatchtastic
Apr 6th, 2004, 01:06 PM
:lol
Rez
Apr 6th, 2004, 02:37 PM
ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE STILL BITCHY AT EACH OTHER :(
Big McLargehuge
Apr 6th, 2004, 02:41 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
McClain
Apr 6th, 2004, 03:29 PM
ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE STILL BITCHY AT EACH OTHER :(

I actually made that part up. To be honest, I made the whole thing up. I don't have a baby. I'm not married. My name isn't McClain. I'm a character! I'm actually Roger!
But Roger isn't even Roger! He's actually a character of Protoclown. Protoclown is the mastermind behind all of this! ALL OF IT! I AM THE MASTERMIND OF IT ALL!
Mockery
Apr 6th, 2004, 03:38 PM
YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/08/gallagher.jpg
McClain
Apr 6th, 2004, 03:39 PM
YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/08/gallagher.jpg
Mockery
Apr 6th, 2004, 03:42 PM
YES BUT I, PROTOCLOWN, AM A CREATION OF GALLAGHER. BE SURE TO CATCH MY RE-RUNS ON COMEDY CENTRAL! I JUST MIGHT DO SOMETHING SHOCKING... LIKE SMASH A WATERMELLON IN SOME NEW CAH-RAY-ZAY WAY!

http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/08/gallagher.jpg
bigtimecow
Apr 6th, 2004, 03:43 PM
fucking protoclown. i knew it
Protoclown
Apr 6th, 2004, 06:02 PM
LIES
eggyolk
Apr 7th, 2004, 12:04 AM
oh you guys! :lol
Rev. Danno
Apr 7th, 2004, 04:58 AM
So if Proto is the creator of I-mockery, and I'm the Anti-proto...
God/Proto=Rev. Danno/Lucifer?
So mockers who hang out w/ me and are afilliated w/ me, or want to hang out with me are Anti-Mockery? Hmmmm...
Tropical
Apr 7th, 2004, 05:57 AM
I'm confused, but i like your campaign ad in the PYOP thread
Girl Drink Drunk
Apr 7th, 2004, 04:03 PM
lol
FartinMowler
Apr 7th, 2004, 05:53 PM
:lol I have two kids and remember the lack of intercourse :(
tenno
Apr 7th, 2004, 06:57 PM
i laughed, congrats mcclain
Dr. V
Apr 7th, 2004, 10:27 PM
Oh McClain you poor poor soul. I give you my deepist sympathies. Just be glad your wife isn't the slut that my brothers girlfriend is. 3 kids at 20 years old. 2 from one guy who isn't my brother and 1 from one guy who no one knows, not even her. Please for the good of your life and all it has to offer, DON'T HAVE ANY MORE!!! Of course this is comming from someone who hates kids.
Matt Harty
Apr 8th, 2004, 10:08 AM
I actually read the whole thing and I :lol.