My Funniest Post Ever... Too Bad You Can't See It!

[McClain]

If only you were an administrator... When you log on you could check our secret admin forums and inside you'd find the funniest post I've ever posted! I wish I could explain it to you... But I can't! It's just too funny. I can't tell you much, but I can tell you it had to do with 14 Pubes and a Giant Odor Eater.

I'm sure the fellow admins will testify to this funny thread that exists in the secret forums. Actually, if I can, I'd like to ask my fellow admins if they wouldn't mind sharing their favorite part of my post?

[Mockery]

Personally, I thought that shit about the 4 PEAS was hilarious.

[FartinMowler]

If your an admin then why wouldn't you be able to post it? or is this some kind of taunt to bother some poor members that wish that they where admins so they can be as nerdy as Mclain and Boogie?

[teh_mastar!]

By golly, folks! He's got you figured out!

[Mockery]

4 PEAS!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[McClain]

Believe it or not, but I came up with the idea for the 4 peas when I was writing the part about standing on the Eurovan with the kelp wig and a box of frozen fish sticks.

My favorite line from the entire post was probably, "PEAS ON EARTH, GOUDA WHEEL, TWO MEN!" :lol

[Mockery]

I liked how you made extra sure to mention that they were "Mrs. Paul's fishsticks" instead of "Gorton's fishsticks".

"NO MINCED PIECES!"
:lol

[eggyolk]

Oh you guys! :love

[Matt Harty]

:jealous

[McClain]

Get it? PEAS ON EARTH, GOUDA WHEEL, TWO MEN? Get it?!

LOLOMFGLOL

[Protoclown]

I most enjoyed the analogy about Cthulhu and the three nuns on the merri-go-round.

[Rez]

I most enjoyed the analogy about Cthulhu and the three nuns on the merri-go-round.

i think this one wins.

[Esuohlim]

Oh whatev guys, it's like the little teasers your putting in the posts here are like Snooze-Town man and I'm not impressed. :rolleyes

[Spectre X]

I can see it! >: With the help of the Omega Beams' targetting sensors, which traverse time, space and all dimensions!


And yes. It is quite hilarious. :)

[Mike]

I want to see this post like I want to find out Condoleezza Rice's favorite brand of xerox paper. The suspense is killing me. It's like gagging me with a spoon.

[teh_mastar!]

That's not a spoon.

[DamnthatDavid]

There is no Spoon...

[Mr. Vagiclean]

there is no more thread >:

[McClain]

I want to see this post like I want to find out Condoleezza Rice's favorite brand of xerox paper. The suspense is killing me. It's like gagging me with a spoon.

Read my title. It applies directly to you.

[Mike]

Really? Let's see what it says. "Funnier Than You".

You're funny? Whatever jackass. I'm not funny either but I don't try hard like you.

[Mike]

Ehh...nevermind. I'm sure you'll get funnier when your primary duty in life isn't staying up all night changing poopy diapers.

[McClain]

I'm not funny either but I don't try hard like you.

1) You're right about you not being funny. That will probably be the only time I'll agree with you unless you decide to unveil the fact that you're a witless twat.
2) I don't have to try hard. That's the beauty of it.

[Mike]

Oh but you do, and I'm not a witless twat. Sorry man.

[Black Flag]

he's got you there!

[teh_mastar!]

C'mon Mike, let the oldsters have their fun.

[McClain]

Dear Mike,
Thank you for informing me that I have to try hard to be funny. I'm glad you told me because otherwise I would have gone my entire life thinking it was as easy for me to be funny as it is for you to be a tight-ass dipshit who can't seem to understand irony.

And yes, let the oldsters have their fun; teh_ones who have been around long enough to see blowhards jump in to the boards posting, emulate the newest craze in lowest common denominator humor, ruin a somewhat intellectual forum with retarded quotes from some shitty yatta flash movie.

teh_mastar! OMG FAGGORT har har. I HEART COLIN MOCKERY.

Sincerely,
McClain

[ProfessorCool]

At my board we use to have secret admin only chats too

of course al those were just me and ROngi call capn crunch a fag. :(

[Supafly345]

Mike won't respect you McClain, unless you have a postcount of at least 1500.

[Esuohlim]

Postcounts are for nerds :rolleyes

[McClain]

Mike won't respect you McClain, unless you have a postcount of at least 1500.

I think you're right... Hey, look! Milhouse has a few I can borrow.

Want to know something even more funny than all of this? Mike is the main character of my secret post. Him being a dumbass makes me think he saw our story and is upset because I portrayed him as a dumbass who was always upset.

How about someone who can see the post recite the line about Mike crying while giving his leper landlord a rim-job?

[eggyolk]

when will the slams stop :(

[ProfessorCool]

hey eggyolk tell me what is going on in this picture?

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/DINOJERKSTHELASTJERKING.gif

[Mike]

recite the line about Mike crying while giving his leper landlord a rim-job?

Were you just trying to think of a funny/crazy thing to say? That's just sad. That's more retarded than some of the silly crap I said when I first got to these forums. Even FartinMowler is a better mocker than you. In case you didn't grasp the concept of my first post in this thread, I couldn't care less about this so-called "post", but if I turn out to be a regular character in any future "funny posts" of yours, then I hope you have an amusing time.

Cheers, asshole. :)

[ProfessorCool]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/mad.gif

[McClain]

Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.

WAIT A MINUTE! FartinMowler is a better mocker than me? OMG !! How prophetic! I'd take that for the gospel if I thought you had your finger on the pulse of the collective forum opinion as opposed to being in your asshole. Let me chart this down in my I-Mockery Forum Log; "Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me. I'd ask someone else who he is but I'm afraid I'd get the same response."

Seriously. Everyone knows there is no such thing as my secret post. Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.

[Supafly345]

I-It doesn't exist? You really had me going man- I was all prepared to donate $2000 so I could bribe an admin spot on the board and share in the elite privledges that this post provided.
Boy, you can just lick me, because I'm a sucker.

[McClain]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way. I'd rather you hear it from me than anyone else. Now go lick yourself. I'll be in the corner "watching."

[ProfessorCool]

Now Mike is going to SO use that against you.

[Mike]

Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.

A service to myself? What gave you the impression I wasn't enjoying this? It's very amusing.

"Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me.

Unlike the pathetic newbies that crawl in here nowadays, I am not pining away and praying for popularity. Think whatever you want about me or don't even remember me. I don't care.

Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.

I'm not stupid. At least I can spell "impaired". Next time realize that when you attempt to insult people it's a good idea to avoid irony in the important words. Idiot.

[Gurlugon]

Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.

[Schimid]

Wow. :(

[Anonymous]

It's weird. Because I know Mike is retarded, but his avatar keeps making me think otherwise.