I think I was molested

[FartinMowler]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orl-bk-tigger040204,0,396560.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

We where down in Olanado a month ago and had dinner in one of the restaraunts and tigger kept coming to my table and fondling me when my kids and wife went outside to watch the firework's...I didn't go because I had to watch our stuff. :/ He looks like Steve Buscemi :chatter [/quote]

[Matt Harty]

What's with you and fucking animals?

[Emu]

my day has been made :)

[kellychaos]

That man has got to get better at sorting out his daydreams from his waking life.

[Comrade Rocket]

I feel violated, he is ruining the name of the Tri with a number of G's and then ending in er

[GADZOOKS]

I know where you were goingwith that joke, but Tigger only has one r.

what you are implying is that the name is triger or triggger or even more harmful triggggggger.

[EverythingWillSuck]

this topic should be stickied

[Comrade Rocket]

yeah i butchered it, but it doesnt matter anymore.

[ArrowX]

lol Fartin got molested!

I guess there is justice in the world

Bad part is Fartin probably did nothing to stop it

[Supafly345]

You are a younger, stupider, more annoying version of fartin ArrowX.

[Spastic Colon]

It's not fair that you get molested and the rest of us hopefuls are stuck with... our hand. You make me sick, fuck you.

[Immortal Goat]

The best part of that article is at the bottom after it talks about the molestation charges, it says "Get home delivery-up to 50% off". It's almost like they are advertising for a home-delivered molestor.

[Spastic Colon]

"I'm gonna put my evil in you."

[Stephan Urquell]

You cant molest the willing.

[FartinMowler]

You cant molest the willing.



well, that was profound :/

[goatwoodward]

My friend Charisse & I got buttrubs from Pooh while we were on our senior class trip, but no action from Tigger.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

OMG u guys molestation is no laughing matter. this is serious 4relaz!! do u know how many kids are molested by their relatives and neighbors every year??? a loT!! it is a relaly big deal. >:

omg i bet those people that tigger touched are gonna be in therapy 4ever that is so tragic :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah those kids are probably gonna be all like punks and stuff now :(. FUCK ATHORITY :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

She said they DIDN'T get any action from Pooh! Pay attention if you're going to make an issue out of it ... which I agree with, BTW! >:

Playing the devil's advocate; however, Pooh's got to get his jar o' honey from somewhere and I certainly didn't see too many jars just sitting around Disneyland < nudge, nudge, wink, wink >

[Rongi]

OMG u guys molestation is no laughing matter. this is serious 4relaz!! do u know how many kids are molested by their relatives and neighbors every year??? a loT!! it is a relaly big deal. >:

omg i bet those people that tigger touched are gonna be in therapy 4ever that is so tragic :(

Marry me :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

RAPE-BAPE

coincidential? NO >:

[Jeanette X]

If he did it while the pictures were being taken, then the pictures will prove his guilt, right?

I thought Disney screened their employees better than this. :(

[thebiggameover]

i thought they would have the picture on that page, but they didn't...

:(

[Meeg]

I was molested by an Otter at sea world. Now I'm afraid of sea creatures.... :(
---Meeg

[kellychaos]

< insert beaver joke >

[Jeanette X]

I've actually heard of an otter who molested harbor seals. He was trying to mate with them.

[kellychaos]

I guess he was goin' to get him some one way or an otter. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

oh man :(

[Jeanette X]

I guess he was goin' to get him some one way or an otter. :(

>:

[kellychaos]

I don't think he did it on porpoise! >:

[da blob]

I guess he was goin' to get him some one way or an otter. :(


I want more like this one.