I found a turtle! :D

[Drev]

I found a box turtle while walking the dog. The dog tried to bite it. :(

Name the turtle. >:

[Zomboid]

Boxy.

[Immortal Goat]

Filbert.

[GADZOOKS]

Dentist

[Cap'n Crunch]

Shelly :( :strangerswithcandy

[Dixie]

you're going to see alot more of them this summer when the cicadas come out!!

[ArrowX]

Twatson

[eggyolk]

get out now

[Comrade Rocket]

you should name it, Rutherford T. Meyers III

[Emu]

turtle

[Matt Harty]

Wiffles

[Command Prompt]

Lick it, its good luck.

Yep, crippiling bacteria is good luck.

[The_Rorschach]

Fluffy

[kahljorn]

call it DICTATIMY or however you spellt hat word, I REFUSE TO LOOK IT UP ITS MORE FUN TO MISPELL.

You could call him Timy for short!

[ted-core]

Filbert.

nice. agreed.

[Pip]

Schlong or Prudence :)

[Emu]

you name snakes schlong, twit

[Mike P]

Combine all of the suggested names into one supername capable of making people bow down before the turtle and its turtly goodness.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Shlipabo.

[Jeanette X]

Put the damn thing back where you found it. I don't know what species it is but most box turtles are endangered, usually by people who take them out of the wild as pets. >:

[Emu]

:hippie

[Esuohlim]

I agree with Jeanette. Make soup out of it.

[eggyolk]

my dad ran over a turle once, we laughed and laughed

[Drev]

I was wrong. It's not a box turtle, but a painted turtle

[DamnthatDavid]

Call it Faggot.

[Cap'n Crunch]

SHELLY >:

[Jeanette X]

I was wrong. It's not a box turtle, but a painted turtle

Okay, I don't think that one's endangered. I haven't found anything that says it is. Where do you live? I can probably figure out the subspecies.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Jeanette X! AKA Steve Erwin!

[Gurlugon]

I have a turtle. :)

His name is Vinnie. :)

[Emu]

Jeanette X! AKA Steve Erwin!

shut up

[FromThe13thFloor]

Twist and Shout, John!

[Drev]

I live in central Kentucky. Also, I am actually helping the turtle because the kids here have a reputation of killing turtles. >:

I'm gonna give to my cousin on Monday, and he'll either take care of it, or give it to his grandma since she has a nice pond it can live at.

[Spastic Colon]

When you name it you get attached to it. IT WILL DIE. OR HAVE BABIES... somehow.

Call it Nigel.

[Jeanette X]

I live in central Kentucky. Also, I am actually helping the turtle because the kids here have a reputation of killing turtles.

I stand corrected. And your turtle is either the Midland or the Southern painted turtle.

Young eat mostly maggots, earthworms, insect larvae, and beetles; adults eat insects, snails, crayfish, and tadpoles. I suppose you can get the food you need for it at a pet store.

Make sure you wash your hands after you handle it, because they can carry salmonella.

[eggyolk]

how about squirtle? :lol

[Matt Harty]

:|

[kellychaos]

There's got to be something inhumane about boxing a turtle ... and painting them couldn't be too good for 'em either.

[Drev]

Ok, the turtle's gone now. :(

My cousin came over and took him with him. :(

Someone change the subject PLEASE. :(

[Gurlugon]

How about we talk about how he's going to abuse it?

Oh.

[Spastic Colon]

Firecrackers have countless beneficial uses... WHEN IN THE ANUS OF A TURTLE!

[Big McLargehuge]

Ok, the turtle's gone now. :(

My cousin came over and took him with him. :(

Someone change the subject PLEASE. :(

DID YOUR COUSIN FUCK IT?

[HickMan]

Thanks milhouse :(

Call it soupy :(

[Jeanette X]

...and a happy ending was had for all. :)

[Esuohlim]

WAIT, I WAS GOING TO MENTION YURTLE AND EVERYONE WOULD CONGRATULATE ME ON MY REFERENCE :(

[Freaky Sheek]

Is it to late to congratulate you on the refrence :(

If not congratulations :)

[Meeg]

I owned a turtle once. My cousin and I shared it. We sold some crappy pictures we colored to our neighbors to save up some money for it. We ended up making like $20... which isn't bad considering the pictures sucked. I was in second grade then. We ended up naming it Tyler... though Dino was next in line. I think he's still alive now... :( damn things live for ever. Last time I saw him he was still in his fish tank on top of my cousin's dresser.
---Meeg

[mesobe]

I found a turtle too. its head was sticking out of my ass.

[Sticks]

Name it llama...