hI!! i'M nEw!

[Ri0tGrRrl]

hi grrls and bois! *rawr*!

my name is carrie. i'm a "n00b". :(

i'm a riotgrrl cuz i LUV 2 ri0t AND i'm a ri0t!! i hope you think i'm funny :/ wanna hear a joke?

wHy DiD gOd PuT mEn On EaRtH?

bEcAuSe A vIbRaToR cAn'T mOw ThE lAwN!!!!!

not that i beilive in god...cuz god is SOO a grrl! but its still funny!!

wut's ur name??

-cArRiE rI0T

[Matt Harty]

HeY LeTs Be FrIeNdS

[Pub Lover]

Hello Carrie, my name is Jixby, & I want to be your bestest friend on thses boards. :D

[Ri0tGrRrl]

OMG! u guys r so nice 2 me!

d0 you like my joke?

[Gurlugon]

I'm a GrRrl too! ^-^;

[FromThe13thFloor]

Great Bikini Kill Quote.

[kellychaos]

:( ... and ... :( ... and some BRIGHT POINTS but < sigh > in the main :(

[Jixby Phillips]

hey got a boyfriend o_O

[Comrade Rocket]

Wow... just... wow

[Ri0tGrRrl]

:( ... and ... :( ... and some BRIGHT POINTS but < sigh > in the main :(

i don't understand what ur talking about :(



no jixby i don't have a bf, y do u assume i'm hetero?? u fascist! i have a gf but we r poly.
if u think u can handle talking to an intelligent womyn im me my name is carrieri0t

[Cap'n Crunch]

CAN I THROW SOME BURGERS ON YOU? :lol

[ScruU2wice]

I'm glad we've gone beyond the point of making fun of people who make "hi, i'm new threads" or run and hide behind rule number 4. Either this board is getting more friendly or we've become more sarcastic than the normal irony to reverse sarcasm.

:rolleyes

[Rongi]

Riotgrl is my friend shut up you loser >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

CAN I THROW SOME BURGERS ON YOU? :lol

[Rongi]

Me and Riotgrl are going to get married in a field filled with flowers and bunnies and then we will go on a space ship and live on the moon away from all the bad people :( And I will serenade her with the darkness or sleeter kiney or some riotgrl band :(

[kellychaos]

:( ... and ... :( ... and some BRIGHT POINTS but < sigh > in the main :(

i don't understand what ur talking about :(


Us of two makes that. :yoda

[Ri0tGrRrl]

sorry to burst yr bubble rongi but i am never getting married. fuck bullshit social institutions! i don't need the fucking government and church to validate my fucking relationship.

[Rongi]

Ok honey :(

[kellychaos]

You know what this place needs (besides the world's best cheer)? They could really use one of those "Hi, I'm new!" introduction threads. Do you suppose one of you guys could go ahead and whip one of those up for us, s'il vous-please?

[Rongi]

That's hysterical. You're like if jerry seinfeld and george carlin had a baby.

[Esuohlim]

EDIT- Nevermind, it was a stupid response. :(

[ArrowX]

by the tubbing of my thimb somethign Stupid this way comes.....oh wait its me :(

But Hi anyways and your joke (sorry to say) was not funny because it makes me think youre one of those bitchy feminist people who think just because your a girl means you have to get on every other girls back about not expressing their femenin-ness

[whoreable]

yay another character

[Spastic Colon]

I know I just met you, and you don't even know me but could you rub my nipples with ice cubes. I fry you up some Mac n Cheese if you do.

[Mike]

i have a gf but we r poly.

PICS PLZ

[Ri0tGrRrl]

by the tubbing of my thimb somethign Stupid this way comes.....oh wait its me :(

But Hi anyways and your joke (sorry to say) was not funny because it makes me think youre one of those bitchy feminist people who think just because your a girl means you have to get on every other girls back about not expressing their femenin-ness

hey mr. big shot look if you have a fucking problem with womyn then you can read my sig for what to do. grrls don't have to be feminine, they can be whatever they fucking want and that is the whole fucking point. equal rights motherfucker.

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah, but the joke was still dumb.

[Jeanette X]

sorry to burst yr bubble rongi but i am never getting married. fuck bullshit social institutions! i don't need the fucking government and church to validate my fucking relationship.

No, but you need to collect Social Security and to file joint tax returns.



This is a character, right?

[Schimid]

you know, we really needed another one of these characters! thanks, guys!

[Jeanette X]

I'm talking to her on aim as I type this. This is a real person.

...or someone is seriously pulling my leg.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

left one? :(

[Terra]

Shit. I thought everybody here was a "character."

Welcome to the forum Riot. :)

[ScruU2wice]

Riotgrl is my friend shut up you loser >:

Why can't you ever just be happy for the boards >:

We've made such a huge step and all you can think of is marriage, if we don't charish these moments they will be lost to us forever...

[Ri0tGrRrl]

um ok seriously guys i'm not a "character"? wtf?

i'm just carrie ri0t! so fucking suck it if u have a problem with that. u can ask jeanette i talked to her even tho she is a snotty bitch.

[Perndog]

Does anyone remember pinky lee?

This is like pinky lee on AOL.

[Geggy]

riotgirl is a perfect example of why men rule the planet.

[Anonymous]

And why men that are newbies make retarded characters.

[DamnthatDavid]

Yeah, I need to get on to making a retard charachter.
(If none of you take the bait, I'll fucking slit your throats... THROUGH the computer. Yeah, I'm that good. >: )

Did anyone else find this hilarious?
if u think u can handle talking to an intelligent womyn im me my name is carrieri0t

I almost shit my pants I was laughing so hard.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

wtf i'm not retarded! and i'm not male, hello, want me to mail u my fucking bloody tampon?? gimme a few wks and ill post a fuckin pic of 1 4 u. maybe i can dig 1 out of the trash if yr really interested.

i thought u assholes were nice.

david if u think i'm so funny y don't u talk 2 me?? i guess i'm 2 much 4 yr puny male brain.

[Big Papa Goat]

:|

[Jeanette X]

I'm thoroughly convinced this isn't a character now that I've spoken to her on Aim. She may be clueless and irritating, but she's not a character.

[executioneer]

hey riotgrrl do you want 2 hang out i'm from oly :o

[executioneer]

what kind of music do u listen 2

[ProfessorCool]

:lol

You guys take care, I'm off to get married, see yah in a week.

[executioneer]

ok cya l8r prof cool

[Ri0tGrRrl]

hey executioner i am afraid of meeting ppl from the internet :( maybe i will c u at a show sometime tho. i listen to riot grrl stuff duh lol like sleater kinney and bikini kill and all that and i like seattle indie stuff like death cab 4 cutie and postal service and the blood brothers what do u like??

[McClain]

He likes Rough Bestial Sex In The Pooper You Stupid Bitch. Heard of them?

[Ri0tGrRrl]

He likes Rough Bestial Sex In The Pooper You Stupid Bitch. Heard of them?

was that supposed to be funny?

[executioneer]

I like all kinds of sh*t its all good :D have you heard of deerhoof theyre awesom :D

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[DamnthatDavid]

david if u think i'm so funny y don't u talk 2 me?? i guess i'm 2 much 4 yr puny male brain.

Sorry, took me a minute to work out anything that resembled known English in that sentence.
I guess my puny male brain keeps me from understanding idiocy easily. :(

[McClain]

I like your Kelly Osbourne avatar. That is so kewl.

[Jixby Phillips]

i wunna make out with kelly osbourne

[DamnthatDavid]

And I want to make out with the hot Zombie Chick without having my brains munched on,
but now it ain't going to happen is it?

Hot Zombie Chick, I LOVE YOU!!!
http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/Zombie_Movie_15.jpg

[Mike]

There have been characters here in the past that had AIM screennames, even livejournals. It's just a matter of how obsessive the creator of the character is.

[Rev. Danno]

Hey riot... I'm teh rev. I'm in a gang... teh Kool Doodz... Yeh baby, I'd split you in 2.... I want you in teh pooper... Soooo you up fer that??? or do your femine ways get in the way? I'm in pdx...
http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6870221_l.gif
I'm the hot chubby guy in glasses... Maybe you girlfriend and I...
Let me know...
Pm me...
(see boys, this is how it's done. None of that faggy A/s/l shit, or PICS PLEASE...)Also, I'm a chef, and I mix a damn cool drink...
If you want to meet a REAL man on I-mockery... I'm the wat to go...
(I wanna cum on your belly, I'll fuck you later...)
That's how it's done bitches...
If it means anything I've catered Orgies, and I've stared in an adult film(softcore bdsm)... I know how to use a flog, and i'm not afraid to use it... http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/5473259_m.jpg
One more pic of me... Ladies who like ladies like me, I'm soft like a woman yet hard like a man (know what I mean?!)

[FreakinStrange]

all hail rev. danno :rock

[Dole]

Another day, another shit character.

[Spectre X]

i guess i'm 2 much 4 yr puny male brain.

The only thing you're too much of is a stupid whore.

You're not smart, which is a conclusion that is fairly easy to make because you have no spelling or grammar skills and you're completely oblivious to sarcasm and irony.

You disobey the rules of this forum and are generally speaking a "stupid annoying cunt that should die."

So, in conclusion: Please do so. Die, that is.

[Dole]

Another day, another shit C-H-A-R-A-C-T-E-R

[Spooky]

west siiiide

[Tropical]

Hihi Riotgirl!!!!! :) :) :) :)

Can I tell you a joke?

[da blob]

hey mr. big shot look if you have a fucking problem with womyn then you can read my sig for what to do. grrls don't have to be feminine, they can be whatever they fucking want and that is the whole fucking point. equal rights motherfucker.


Looks like YOU have a fucking problem with being a woman. That is, if you ever are one.

[Dole]

oh lord above

CHARACFUCKINGTER

[da blob]

oh lord above

CHARACFUCKINGTER


granted, but, you know - just for the sake of it.

[DemonLlama]

http://www.fischerfam.net/images/funny/attn.gif

[Hobo Renee]

Why are you guys making fun of me. I totally don't even listen to Riot Grrrl anymore. I into Serge Gainsbourgh. I swear!

[Black Flag]

i knew from the start that this thread was a hobo renee magnet

[Ri0tGrRrl]

ok u guys i don't know what yr prob is...k i just like 2 type shortening things like you into u cuz then i type faster...it doesn't mean im dumb. i have a fucking degree.

and im not a whore, i'm just sexually liberated...on that note, danno, read yr pms ;) u sound interesting and i bet u know how to treat a womyn if u know what i mean. ;) ;) ;)

[da blob]

you indeed ARE a riot.

[McClain]

i have a fucking degree.

Wow... That's like, the best degree you can get. I got a Boning Degree from FU because Florida T&A didn't have an undergraduate program.

[DamnthatDavid]

Techcollege's like mine don't offer sexual degrees of any kind. :(

[Rev. Danno]

I into Serge Gainsbourgh. I swear!
Renee, you like Serge, and you like John waters films...
You rock more now, then you did when I found that picture of a Unicorn eating your head.

[Jeanette X]

i have a fucking degree.


What school? What year? What was your major?

[whoreable]

lol

[Ri0tGrRrl]

i have a fucking degree.


What school? What year? What was your major?

god y r u such a bitch? i don't want u fucking tracking me down and shit, i bet u r some psychokiller. i graduated last yr in women's studies and photography @ a school here in wa. how about u ms smartypants?

[ziggytrix]

UA @ Fayetteville. Winter 2000. Computer Science, BS.

OMG I HOPE NO CREEPY INTERNET STALKERS READ THAT. :O

[DamnthatDavid]

To late :eek


Ri0tGrRrl, just slow down in your typing, then read your post, again before hitting submit.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

To late :eek


Ri0tGrRrl, just slow down in your typing, then read your post, again before hitting submit.

Okay, Asshole. Maybe YOU should do the same thing. I believe that YOUR post should read "Too late," not "To late". Perhaps you should go back to your elementary school grammar book and review the difference between the TWO. Oops, I just used a new word that sounds like to! I hope I didn't confuse your puny male brain TOO much.

[Big McLargehuge]

When you say "puny male brain" are trying to emasculate him?

[ziggytrix]

I find your remarks about the male gender and microencephalitis offensive and rude!! >:

[DamnthatDavid]

heh, you got me they're. I'm terrible at Grammer. With all those their, there, they're, to, too, two, your, your're, hole, whole, and whores running about.

I believe you understood the gist of what I was saying. Unlike your average post, which has to be read multiple times to be understood.

F0r J00 s3e, 1 h4D nO PhrE4K1ng CluE WH4T j00 541D.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

heh, you got me they're. I'm terrible at Grammer. With all those their, there, they're, to, too, two, your, your're, hole, whole, and whores running about.

I believe you understood the gist of what I was saying. Unlike your average post, which has to be read multiple times to be understood.

F0r J00 s3e, 1 h4D nO PhrE4K1ng CluE WH4T j00 541D.

um ok i don't speak h4x0r i just use a few abbreviations so i can type faster

[Jeanette X]

I find your remarks about the male gender and microencephalitis offensive and rude!! >:

Yeah! You oppressor! >:

[Drew Katsikas]

Your name is leah, and you went to U of Washingston.

[Meeg]

F0r J00 s3e, 1 h4D nO PhrE4K1ng CluE WH4T j00 541D.

Hey, that was easier to read than her posts! Maybe she should switch styles. That could be so totally 0r!G|n@l!

[Anonymous]

I have terrible news for you.

[Mike]

I am damn sure this is a character, and one of the most ridiculous ones that's been here yet.

[DamnthatDavid]

um ok i don't speak h4x0r

H4xoR? No W@Y b1tCH, TH1$ 15 3xtREm3 L33t NInj@ +yp1nG $k1lL$ 0F D34Th RIgH+ heRe.

[Perndog]

Why didn't anyone point out that women's studies isn't a real academic program? >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

i have a fucking degree.

Wow... That's like, the best degree you can get. I got a Boning Degree from FU because Florida T&A didn't have an undergraduate program.

:lol

That was pretty fucking funny..

[ArrowX]

by the tubbing of my thimb somethign Stupid this way comes.....oh wait its me :(

But Hi anyways and your joke (sorry to say) was not funny because it makes me think youre one of those bitchy feminist people who think just because your a girl means you have to get on every other girls back about not expressing their femenin-ness

hey mr. big shot look if you have a fucking problem with womyn then you can read my sig for what to do. grrls don't have to be feminine, they can be whatever they fucking want and that is the whole fucking point. equal rights motherfucker.

When did I ever say that I have a problem with women? I just have a problem with the ones who flaunt it and think there better than everyone else BECAUSE theyre females! In no way was I trying to be offensive.

PS yur sig makes you sound like a Herm:/

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[bigtimecow]

rofl at riotgurl

is riot like good charlotte?

'cause i love good charlotte :love

























































:hangman jk

[Rev. Danno]

I've been PMing Riotgrrrl, we are totally going to meet this weekend...
RG... Phone me... :yum ;)

[da blob]

Danno will you please do something for me ?
Do her ass.

[Rev. Danno]

I hate to break character Blobby...
When it comes down to it I'm really just a shy geeky guy who sitts indoors all day and plays D&D, reads comix, and makes jokes about Video games all day. I don't Drink, or smoke. I've never done drugs.
I'm way too shy to even talk to girls, My closest friends is a tall skinny guy with dark hair, who talks about I-mockery and his martial arts all the time. In fact I'd rather play with my action figures then touch a boob, and I love bad Horror movies more then I could love any woman...


Wait that is not me... That Protoclown.

I really doubt that I will meet Riotgrrrrl.
If she's up for it, and can prove that she's over 18, and doesn't make me want to throw up, sure... I'd do that for you...


Jason, you rock... I just have to say things like this about you from time to time because I am the anti-protoclown.

When it comes down to it I'm really just a Shallow jerky guy who Busts his ass at work all day and plays CoC, reads comix, and makes jokes about Video games all day. I drink too much. I chain smoke. I haven't done drugs for a few years now..
I'm not afraid to talk to women at all.., My closest friends is a tall skinny guy with dark hair, who talks about I-mockery and his martial arts all the time. I really don't care about boobs when it comes down to it, My favorite part of a womans body is the urethral sponge, I've grown far too cold in the last few years to love anything, But I do like a good zombie film...



Uh... WTF was saying? Oh yeah, I'm the Anti-proto... No wait...

Yeah blobby, if RG will let me I'll poke her in the pooper...

No Achimp I won't take pics for you...

I should really stop posting after coming home from the bars, and maybe sleep from time to time...

(and come on, are you people really this stupid, would I tell a whole board I was going to sodomize some one on there own post... I'm just messing w/ what I belive to be one of the east coast crew's or possably a Jixby Character. And if it is a real person, belive me... I really doubt they would want to meet me based of the things I said in PMs, most likely where ever we ended up meeting there would be a group of 15 y/o boys watching and snickering)

[Pub Lover]

I hate to break character Blobby...
When it comes down to it I'm really just a shy geeky guy who sitts indoors all day and plays D&D, reads comix, and makes jokes about Video games all day. I don't Drink...
That is where I stopped reading & began crying into my beer...

It's like that time that Zod got his ass handed to him by Superman, or when Optimus Prime died... OMG, I feel so betrayed. :tear

[executioneer]

yeah but thgere was a JUST KIDDING a few lines down from that :eek

-willie

[executioneer]

lol riotgrrl if you want i can give you a ride down to protland so you can meet danno :/

-willie

[Pub Lover]

Thank you Willie, but I still blaime Danno for making his post so long that I missed that. >:

[Ri0tGrRrl]

omg danno i cant blieve that u r talking about me like that! i'm never gonna cum c u now!:explode

i think u r an alcoholic, maybe u should go 2 aa then i will meet u.

besides i have really nice boobs and i want to b w/sum1 who can appreciate that as well as my superior intelligence.

[Jeanette X]

besides i have really nice boobs

Let's see 'em! :boob :boob :)

[Ri0tGrRrl]

besides i have really nice boobs

Let's see 'em! :boob :boob :)

i'll trade u pics. u go first. ;)

[Esuohlim]

You can just post them in the thread. Please. :(

[Pub Lover]

We all saw Jeanette's boobs last time she had one of these arguements & really there is no need for any of us to see them again. :shudder

[kellychaos]

I heard that you could earn a degree in women's studies via the internet by collecting porno mpegs. Is that true?

[DemonLlama]

If that's true, most everyone would have a PhD by now.

[CastroMotorOil]

A/S/L

[Rev. Danno]

|\|0 R10761rRl 1/\/\ |\| Lu\/ \/\// J00...
I was just kidding... I don't think your a Characcter, ahaha...
We all ahd a good laugh, I'm not kidding now... RG, you rock my socks... I want to hang out w/ you and Listen to Bikin kill, 3rd sex, and all those other grear bands. I'm a feminist, just one who knows what the ladies like... But really, come to portland friday. I can get you food at my work cheap (cheap fast/healthfood Mexican food).
And I don't have to pay for lthe Ginger Lemonaide...
I'll even let you ride on the handlebars of my shwin.

Also my last post was mostly to make fun of Protoclown, and other people here, some of the things I said were mostly injokes that you wouldn't get unless you were here for afew years. I have a felling that you're a very clever woman and could re read my post and see what I'm talking about also I recomend that you read the whole "let's get to know each other thread" to get most of the "in-jokes".
It is true I do drink on the weekends, but I play it up a bit on the boards to make me sound like a drunk.
I doubt you wrote your papers for school in H4xx0r...
See, I still do want to meet you. Who I said I was in the PMs, and the e-mail is who I am... As I said in my e-mail to you... Who I act like on the board isn't who I am in real life.;)

[Hobo Renee]

God, everyone is cheating on my these days. At least I have a gay bald asian kid to call my own.

[Rez]

God, everyone is cheating on my these days. At least I have a gay bald asian kid to call my own.

you keep telling yourself it's for the greater good. >:

and as for this shit, marilyn666 was a better character.

[Rev. Danno]

Oh Renee, no one could come between the love I have for you...
I've been crazy about you seince your avatar was Red from Fragle rock...

Hobo said:
"At least I have a gay bald asian kid to call my own"

Danno said:
"Is that what you named your Vibrator?"
Just kidding...
Move up here soon so Willy, Wreck, You, and I (maybe Mr. Adventure, or RG if she's as cool as I think) can all go bowling...

[Hobo Renee]

I'm too poor for a vibrator. Duh!

[ArrowX]

by the tubbing of my thimb somethign Stupid this way comes.....oh wait its me :(

But Hi anyways and your joke (sorry to say) was not funny because it makes me think youre one of those bitchy feminist people who think just because your a girl means you have to get on every other girls back about not expressing their femenin-ness

hey mr. big shot look if you have a fucking problem with womyn then you can read my sig for what to do. grrls don't have to be feminine, they can be whatever they fucking want and that is the whole fucking point. equal rights motherfucker.

When did I ever say that I have a problem with women? I just have a problem with the ones who flaunt it and think there better than everyone else BECAUSE theyre females! In no way was I trying to be offensive.

PS yur sig makes you sound like a Herm:/


Oh yea I was being offensive so FUCK you and your OVERLY feminin Whining!

[Rev. Danno]

Are you a mother of a small bald gay asian kid?

[ArrowX]

No I'm the son of an overly stressed out Screwed up family who can't let go of the 60's :/

[Anonymous]

I wish they'd let go of you. Over a bridge.

[Jeanette X]

besides i have really nice boobs

Let's see 'em! :boob :boob :)

i'll trade u pics. u go first. ;)

Nah, I don't show mine to people I don't know. I leave that you "sexually liberated" gals. :lol2

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Jeanette, you are just ASKING for a catfight.

[Comrade Rocket]

Wait, shes a girl?

[Big Papa Goat]

I think she's whats called a transexual actually. I heard it was what Jamie Lee Curtis had.





:(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

what Jamie Lee Curtis HAD?

[Big Papa Goat]

RIP

[ArrowX]

She's butch

[Ghost of Fraiser]

RIP

Oh no :(

[Ri0tGrRrl]

man jeanette u sure r a wuss. guess no 1 gets 2 c mine either.

cept maybe danno ;) i 4give u i guess. i dont know about 2morrow maybe we can talk on the phone first if u know what i mean ;) let's pm ;)

[DamnthatDavid]

1'lL 5H0W J00 MY B0ObI35 iPH J00 $H0w ME YoUR5. :pirate

[kellychaos]

I think that Jeanette's breasts would be perky 'cause she's perky ... with taught, angry nipples. :)

[Rev. Danno]

Ohhhhh... I wasn't home yesterday... So I idn't get that message until today... But I the PM... so yeah... That sounds good...
EVERYBODY WATCH SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SATURDAY NIGHT!

[ArrowX]

Longest intro thread ever...I think.

[Rev. Danno]

So Tonight I talked on the phone w/ RG... Much cooler then her posts, and her girlfriend is cool too... We are going to hang out on Friday (just RG, and myself. I don't think her girlfriend is coming down w/ her). She doesn't sound like i thought she would, way more femmine. Also she has a really hot voice.
So We'll both update you on what happens on friday night.
Not sure what we're going to do, I know drinking ill be involved. Maybe Kareoke, or Bowling.

[executioneer]

:/

[Anonymous]

take picture of them lickin each others twats dude that would be hot

[ArrowX]

The you remember the pic is of riot gurl and then lose interest. :/

[Anonymous]

I don't remember requesting that epilogue to my post. Fag.

[kellychaos]

Captain's Log. Star Date: 5010. Spock discovers hologram of two Vulcan females licking each other's twats (the dorsal ones) in the ship's main database but soon loses interest as it is long past his seven year mating cycle. He closes the file and silently and morosely exits the computer lab.

[Matt Harty]

GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU :lol

[executioneer]

:/

[kellychaos]

Cheese Log. 6:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, January 4, 2004. Two female employees are found in the back storeroom of a local Hickory Farms alternating between licking each other's twats and cramming a cajun spiced beef stick in each other's corn factory. When asked why, they replied, "Because it felt so gouda!".

[Rongi]

and as for this shit, marilyn666 was a better character.

Why thank you :)

[Anonymous]

Hey, that happened on my 20th birthday! :D

[Rev. Danno]

So RG left my house about 10 min. ago (5:40am)...
Um, you guy's wouldn't belive you if I told you...
If she want's to say anything, I'll let her...
Otherwise use you own shameful Imagination...
She's much cooler in person then she is on the board, and she's a hot Jewish girl, she has this boyish eastern european jew girl thing going on that's really hot, and um Wreck almost ruined it for me by saying she looked a little like Anne Frank.
Oh hell I'll show her to you...http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/7314796_l.jpg
So yeah, I'm just going to say nothing happened...
Oh yeah, part of a funny conversation...

RG:That's ok I'm polisexual...
Danno:hey, I'm Protosexual
Wreck:that means he's like Protoclown but he has sex... With the ladies... a lot... If you know what I mean...
RG:What???
Danno: Wreck, go get me another drink...

Oh yeah, RG really Liked the Stella shorts... those who know what I mean know what I mean, the rest can eat dickfish...

[ziggytrix]

She looks suspiciously like wreck's friend Lorile (?) from the Rev&Wreck pics you posted a week ago.... I think we've been had. :/

[kellychaos]

Sly pranksters, indeed! :posh

[Rev. Danno]

Dude, she looks nothing like loriele(?). RG is at least 5'4"
Loriel(?) is like 4'11". Plus I think Loriel(?) would punch me in the face if I tried to make out w/ her...

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Wait a second that's not Rev. Danno at all!

[wreckreation]

lauriel would totally punch you in the face, but you'd like it.

[ziggytrix]

Feh all you whiteys look alike anyway.

[liquidstatik]

wut's ur name??
MY NAME IS DANIEL TATOM

BUT PILLOWFIGHT > YOU >:

[Jixby Phillips]

RIP

TORN

[Jeanette X]

http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/7314796_l.jpg

So you'll go see him, but you won't even tell me what school you graduated from? >:

And what's polisexual anyway?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

It means she can have sex with polygons, which is basically what rev. danny is made out of.

[Rev. Danno]

Jean X, do some research... What big schools are in Olimpia Washington... Then think "hmmmm... I wonder which of these schools offers Carrie's main focus of study... Bet it's a Libral art college!" Plus no one likes you JeanX(except for me...).

[Ri0tGrRrl]

[quote="Jeanette XSo you'll go see him, but you won't even tell me what school you graduated from? >:

And what's polisexual anyway?[/quote]


god danno u sure werent listening to nething i said the other nite were u? lol i guess u had more important things 2 think about lol ;)
i didn't go 2 evergreen, i just moved 2 oly recently and i didnt say polysexual i said pansexual. it means i dont discriminate based on silly things like gender but im not bi cuz that alludes 2 a binary gender system and that isnt what its really like motherfuckers.

neway i had a lot fun hangin out w/the pdx bois if u know what i mean ;) :conspiracy i think ill b back soon. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

SUCK MY LEFT ONE!

[Big McLargehuge]

Oh no, Jixby is feeling left out.

[Jixby Phillips]

SUCK MY LEFT OUT!

[Rev. Danno]

Sorry RG, I have to admit, I rea;;y wan't paying attn., I was a little busy...;)
You, me and Wreck can have more fun...;)
I'm just wondering what that bug eyed bastard has to say about all of this...
Next time Carrie, bring your girlfriend if she's up for it...
And you said polysexual, not pansexual... I got it on Video if you forgot...:conspiracy
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;)

[Jeanette X]

i didnt say polysexual i said pansexual. it means i dont discriminate based on silly things like gender but im not bi cuz that alludes 2 a binary gender system and that isnt what its really like motherfuckers.


Wow, you're even more prentious than I thought. :blah

[Pub Lover]

...pretentious & easy, don't forget easy... ;)

[Ri0tGrRrl]

...pretentious & easy, don't forget easy... ;)

i'm not easy u motherfucker! i'm sexually liberated and i know some hotties when i c em lol i'm hottiesexual lol ;)

i will c if my grrlie will cum with me sometime danno i bet wreck would like her ;) ;)

[Matt Harty]

ha ha ha ha ha

[Anonymous]

Wreck, can you honorably inhume her for me?

[executioneer]

this thread makes me want to cut myself :(

[Emu]

i go away for a week and i come back to this shit >:

[executioneer]

sad face emoticon

[DamnthatDavid]

Damn Liberals. >:

[executioneer]

im sorry i was a jerk can i come down next time pzl :(

-willie

[wreckreation]

omg i am so drunk stilll. it's 3:45 pm and i quit drinking like 4:30am
maybe its just a really bad hangouve. so danno and carrie... man i should've drank less and taken more pics. i bet i'll get a 2nd chance though : :blowme

[ArrowX]

It's not Easy Being Easy

Wow that sucked :(