Take your best shot

[Mike]

Here are some suggestions:


"Hey Mike ur gay!"

"Mike you are 'impared'"

"B=========================D"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"You are 'unfunny'!" (always a classic and clever "mockery")

[Big McLargehuge]

Mike, you are so boring that this thread will never get off the ground, you have no distinguishable character traits whatsoever. There is nothing about you that is worthy of mockery because there is nothing about you that anybody can remember.

[Mike]

Good try princess, but I am still not feeling very damaged.

[Big McLargehuge]

I am not trying to damage you, i mean, you have probably thought about these things enough to assure that they cannot harm you. I mean, you probably wonder why no one ever remembers your name (just assume it is because Mike is a common name), you probably wonder why no one seems to care what you are doing, i mean i am sure you have worked this all out and come up with a justification in your head that works, do what you need to, to proctect yourself.

[Perndog]

Die.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
AND BLOW ME AWAY.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

time to up(sidedown)date your avatar crunch :lol








:(

[kellychaos]

He's so frail. :(

[Mike]

Who's so frail?

[Big McLargehuge]

I WOULD CALL YOU FEMALE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FRAIL, YOUR EXISTANCE IS FRACTIONALLY VAGINAL :blackice

[Mike]

Oh my god, how offensive. :rolleyes

Seriously though, so now you're trying huh? You're attempting to insult me by criticizing my physique? Try again, dumbass.

[Mike]

I'm tempted to use the ultimate I-Mockery insult of death:

you're UNFUNNY omg!

[Big McLargehuge]

I was quoting a poem from Def Poetry Jam :(

[Mike]

Never heard of it.

[Schimid]

Do you know why everyone calls you unfunny?

[Mike]

Yes I do.

[Big McLargehuge]

HAY SCHIMID NICE NAME JERK

[kellychaos]

You're like hemophiliac, iron-deficient, calcium-deficient Paul Reuben frail ... only without the loveable Peewee humor.

[Matt Harty]

Big McLargehuge kicked Marks ass!

[Two-Faced]

Yellow/orange tinted shades are ugly. NO OFFENSE.

[ArrowX]

Mike youre a fag and youre avitar Id David Hayter and I'm cooler than you >:

[Mike]

ArrowX, you suck. So bad. Get over calling people fags already, it is not effective.

[ArrowX]

Mike stop hogging all the stupid and share it with the likes of 13thfloor and Fartinmowler.

[Mike]

NO OFFENSE.

None taken, dumbass. The guy in my avatar is that Gay Pimp guy from Soccer Practice. It's kind of an ironic "joke" which isn't really that funny (yes I know, like most of my posts, HAHA beat ya to it fuck-nuggets).

[Mike]

Mike stop hogging all the stupid and share it with the likes of 13thfloor and Fartinmowler.

Oh you should talk.

[ArrowX]

Damn rights I should!

You seem to think I'm unaware of how unfunny and stupid I am. In the furure remember My ADD and overly sunny disposition meake me impervious to most Faggish comebacks.

[Esuohlim]

I'm siding with Mike here, ArrowX. You suck.

[ArrowX]

That I do :(

[Mike]

You just bend over and take it don't you?

[ArrowX]

No I'm Just too Tired to defend myself by posting a reply that will only get me ridiculed just a wee bit more.

[Jixby Phillips]

if i weren't such a nice guy i'd post in this thread !!!!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

WAIT :lol

[Matt Harty]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

[Two-Faced]

The guy in my avatar is that Gay Pimp guy from Soccer Practice. It's kind of an ironic "joke" which isn't really that funny (yes I know, like most of my posts, HAHA beat ya to it fuck-nuggets).

Stop acting like youre on Jenny Jones.

ie "You don't know me, sit down bitch, you don't know me."

YOUR INSANE ASS CHOSE THAT AVATAR WITH ORANGE TINTED SHADES FOR A REASON OTHER THAN TEH JOKE ;)

[Ghost of Fraiser]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

what the hell are you talking about?

[Big McLargehuge]

My real first name is Mark :eek

[kellychaos]

Attempts to steroid Mike up would only lead to a bigger, stronger form of wussyness.

[Mike]

I don't need steroids. I'm ROTC-trained and all natural.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

you are SO not Pat Benatar, Mike.

[Schimid]

I KNOW HOW MUCH I SUCK AND HOW NOT FUNNY I AM

I REALLY DO REALLY

DONT CALL ME NOT FUNNY

I KNOW IM NOT FUNNY

HAHA NOW WHAT

[Matt Harty]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

what the hell are you talking about?


>:

[Mike]

you are SO not Pat Benatar, Mike.

Yes and thank god.

[kellychaos]

He's a real, tough cookie with a long history.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

what the hell are you talking about?


>:

Mark my words.

[Emu]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

what the hell are you talking about?


>:

Mark my words.

Your reply goes here.

[Big Papa Goat]

STOP BEATING ON ARROWX MARK

what the hell are you talking about?


>:

Mark my words.

Your reply goes here.
uhh?

[Matt Harty]

I WAS CALLING MIKE MARK OMFG WEUPG9IBVWQJELGTWAREHG


>: >: >: >:

[Jixby Phillips]

ITS MIKE

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11493

[Mike]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They’ll come true in the end

[ArrowX]

Take your best shot

I did
I missed
Woopedy Fucking doo

[Mike]

You are done.