cute girl says hi

[thebiggameover]

OMG, the new girl at work said hi to me! what do i do? shes standing right next to me!!!
:chatter

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, I can imagine you telling her to hold on a second while you find the nearest computer with Internet access to ask us this.

If she's still there, say hi back ;)

[Esuohlim]

Wait she might not be ready for that type of commitment. :(

Forget I said anything :o

[thebiggameover]

ok. i said hi back. she said her name is kia. now what do i do??

[Esuohlim]

Holy shit you're at phase 3 already :eek

Tell her your name, but say it slowly as to not scare her away :(

[thebiggameover]

ok. i told her my name. then i ask her if she was new to the department, and she said yeah, then walked away. i think i blew it...
:(

[ziggytrix]

:giggle

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit, this is all my fault. :( :(

Wait, did you say your name slow enough? >:

[thebiggameover]

haha. no really this is how it went down.

usualy at work, people come outside to talk on there cell phone. i was out side smoking and hurd some chick say "hay, whats up?" and then "how are you doing". my back was turned away from her, so i just thought it was some body on there cell. then she said "fine. just ingore me then" thats when i turned around and said in a fucked up nerve-is voice "oh sorry, i thought you were on the phone" and she smiled like "yeah, whatever" so we introduced yourselvs and i said "so your new to the department?" and she said "yeah" then i said "cool" and put out my smoke, came inside and kicked my self in the ass for fucking up again.

i will never , ever get any...
:(

[AChimp]

GAME OVER. :(

[Esuohlim]

You just walked away? :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

Today in school some fat girl said hi to me and I just ignored her. :lol

[Schimid]

Whenever a fat girl says hi to me I have to say hi back but then they always want a hug and it's weird because I can't fit my arms around them :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I remember in like 8th grade some girl wouldn't stop bothering me because she liked me and I threw a rock at her head. She said something like, "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO THROW ROCKS AT MY HEAD," and then I called her a beach whale. :(

[thebiggameover]

You just walked away? :lol

i was in such shock that a cute girl said hi to me, i couldn't think of anything else to say or do...
:( :( :(
>:

[Anonymous]

I don't think any of your stories are, how you say, real, Crunch.

[Terra]

Next time you take a smoke break and she's standing with you, stick the cig up your nose and blow smoke rings out of your ass. Chicks dig that shit. :)

[Comrade Rocket]

One time i was in hot topic and a black girl started hitting on me. She said her name was Shancqua. I should have asked for her number, but i blew it and just left.

[thebiggameover]

well, it turns out that dreadlock rockstar guy allready got her to go to his house after work.

not only was she cute, but she was eazy too....
:(

[Terra]

That means the smoke ring trick would've worked.

That's okay Gameover. There's more where she came from. I'll bet she has friends. :)

[Spastic Colon]

You can always do what these guys do at first:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/reagan/lodger/ilove.html

[thebiggameover]

i guess theres a big party for co workers and rockstar guys house. that means she isn't a slut. not yet anyway. i got a few informants going to the party, cause i'm working late. hopefuly they will do there fucking job and put in some good words for me...
:)

[Pub Lover]

I thought you were a girl. :/

[thebiggameover]

she hooked up with rockstar dude...
:(
but they both work here, so i sure a neat lawsute is comming...
:)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO THROW ROCKS AT MY HEAD,"

:lol

[AChimp]

BIG GAME OVER. :(