POST YOUR SENT PM'S

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I noticed my sent box was 90% full, but to waste such hilarity i decided to post them. DO not be shy about posting your own, it fact it's encouraged.

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Sent :: Message
From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: ArtificialBrandon
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 12:45 am
Subject: BRANDON
Im a little under the weather, but you remind me of my good buddy Professor Cool.

You Gimmick Tease I'll Take it!

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Protoclown
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:05 am
Subject: Problems regarding the Loveline Forums
Hello, I was meaning to send this to the administrator Mockery. But since he is not logged on at the moment I am writing this, I will send it to you, a moderator of this board and, from what I have seen, a dear friend of Mr. Roger Barr. This is a situation that cannot wait to be expressed at a later time. After reading this, you may conference the administrator for actions to take upon reading this.

I'll be frank, I belive, me being a father, that there should be an age limit to enter the Loveline Forums. To at least 17 years of age. I know it sounds drastic, but it is an important issue.

Don't take me for a man who believes in Politcal Correctness, no sir. When i was 13, I looked at Playboy and did all the things normal young men do at that time. Except we did not have the luxury of the internet, whihc would of made our quest of puberty alot more acessible. Yet, I return to my point.

I-mockery is a community with a cornicopia of memebers ranging from younger bucks like Schimid to the seasoned veterans like Max Burbank. While I have no problem with that, other parents do. I know from my own experiences trying to run a website. I recieved man letters from parents about article I have written such as "Disneyland is for Bastard Children" and "Halloween Hijinks". Although for adult humor that all were somewhat laughable to those with an open mind. Some parents did'nt find it funny at all. While Free Speech should and always come first, morals tend to overlap is dear importance.

If anything, there should be a disclamer so if anything, the parents have no damn right to argue. So in case if a member like NERD for example leaves his computer on to go play Dungeons and Dragons (and he most certaintly will), his mother comes up to pick up his highly dirty laundry only to notice that he is chatting with people like FartinMowler in loveline talking about a Snorkle Muff Diver Sex Toy.

One day,my children will be on the internet , and I do not want to have them come up to my wife,Chantel, or myself say "Cunt Muncher" only later to learn that he got the words from some goon on the internet named Capn Crunch.

I hope that you will take this under discretion, and a grain of salt. I know I'm am NO WAY an example of the PERFECT POSTER or CLEANEST POSTER. But I am an adult, but my children are still kids.

Fellow Poster,
Mark "Perfecto Suspecto" Riddles

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Protoclown
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:53 am
Subject: Re: Problems regarding the Loveline Forums
Does the name MARK AND CHANTEL RIDDLES SOUND LIKE A JOKE TO YOU ?

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: BlueOatmeal
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:34 am
Subject: do you like the internet like i like it
do you like the internet like i like it

pink cold breakfast


settling on a windowstill

it keeps you busy while the internet loads

Blue Goatmeal

is so "bahhhhh"

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: MK IV
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:36 am
Subject: you make me hate roman numerals
Just a tad

but still

but

but

Romans are so last century

or two

or 3

or IV

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Protoclown
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:37 am
Subject: Re: Problems regarding the Loveline Forums
i still havent got a proper response, mr. Jason protoclown

whats the hold up

I know its toug times over there at richmond, or as i like to call it "Comedy Central"

But let's get my ideas PURGED

PURRRGGEEEDDD

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: ChainsawSmash
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:38 am
Subject: hey New Guy
watch out for these fucks

they are like pirahnas

but with teeth

ouch

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: MK IV
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:46 am
Subject: Re: You make me hate people.
and you make me feel like a natural woman

THANKS

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: ChainsawSmash
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:47 am
Subject: Re: hey New Guy
The only thing i like seasoned are my french fries.

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: ChainsawSmash
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:50 am
Subject: Re: hey New Guy
ok, tell me when to stop...

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: BlueOatmeal
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:56 am
Subject: Re: do you like the internet like i like it
I did not ask a question.

What part did you not understand

be specific, dont fucking say everything

lazyass

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Supafly345
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:06 am
Subject: Bzzzzzzzzz
Ever see the jeff goldblum movie

he was a fly supa-sized

he also was bad tissue

so is that were you got your name

and the 345, is that my room aprtment number?

All the black ladies live in Apartment 222, so says the sitcom.

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: MK IV
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:08 am
Subject: Re: RE:RE:RE
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WILL YOU PLEASE CLARIFY

the word clarify comes from the word clarissa

cause clarissa explains it all.

That's fucking Amazing

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From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Mockery
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:13 pm
Subject: Name Change
May I have my name change to "Ghost of Fraiser"

Thanks

you boxom bristish bathwidow,

Mark

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Their Responses? We'll leave that to your imagination.

[Esuohlim]

I THINK I'LL INSTEAD POST ITEMS THAT WERE SENT TO ME, BUT ONLY ONES THAT DIDN'T START WITH "RE:" (SO YOU ONLY KNOW THE BEGINNING OF THE RIVETING CONVERSATIONS ;))

From: Jixby Phillips
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2003 5:37 am
Subject: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

You're Max McGee!!! :)

From: Chojin
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:27 pm
Subject: do i know you

from somewhere else :<

you made me laugh and only people i know do that >:

****** >:

From: Chojin
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:10 am
Subject: IBM IV Contest Prize Information

CONGRATULATIONS! You've placed 3rd in the 3rd annual I-Mockery Bulletin Board Marathon Challenge! As promised, you've won a Huffy 2002 X-Treme Sport Mountain Bike!

http://www.npr.org/programs/atc/photos/000726.celina_spinetingler.small.jpg

Please reply with your shipping information and we will issue your prize the next business day.

Again, congratulations on your victory and hope to see you in the coming year!

Chojin,
Contest Coordinator

From: Professor Cool
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2003 5:59 pm
Subject: To the office of Milhouse from Professor Cool

I read your reply to my old Guestbook entry, and i got an idea, why don't you have some kind of debate between you and Gadzooks.

I also got this smashing article on Toe Infections from my old site. :lol

From: Cap'n Crunch
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:52 pm
Subject: hey :(

Your articles on kon's site were funny. :( You should get on aim. :(

From: Professor Cool
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:46 pm
Subject: Dearest milhouse...

http://prongiprongi.proboards15.com/

JOIN OUR MESSAGE BOARD, we need hilarity here.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:25 pm
Subject: Merry Christmas Moulsom

I just worked at a factory for a few hours so my pits are really moist. Merry Christmas and to all your Mexican family members. :)

From: Pub Lover
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:50 pm
Subject: Hello

Why can't I AIM you?

From: GADZOOKS
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:54 pm
Subject: about your Ginger Snaps post

you making yourself look mean, and by that you are making me look mean, and i cant lose this election with your rudeness

[Ghost of Fraiser]

It seems Professor Cool is all up in your grill :lol

[Esuohlim]

WAIT, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?... ;)

From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Esuohlim
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:13 am
Subject: PM'ing

now you have to put this in the thread
And then we can all go to bed
With thoughts of breads in our heads
oh of all the breads we fed
Upon ourselves, until we soon be deads



OH YOU :lol

[executioneer]

i dont like PMs becaiuse i always accidentaly hit "save" instead of "reply to" >: and you can only have like 20 in your inbox :(

[McClain]

This was in the midst of the San Diego wild fires which crept within a mile or so from my back yard.

From: McClain
To: Mockery
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:43 am
Subject: Re: AFA#2
You got it. Depending on whether or not my house burns down, we'll do the review probably next weekend. I didn't have time to grab all my toys, but I made sure to get my Nintendo collection. I've got a lot of time and money invested in that collection. I'll keep you posted.
Peas out.

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From: McClain
To: Mockery
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:00 am
Subject: Re: AFA Halloween
d00d... San Diego sucks donkey dick. The weather is nice and there's lots of shit to do but everything else sucks. The people suck. The cost of living sucks. The traffic sucks. People that live in San Diego are called "San Diegans" and that just sucks. Get the picture? Oh, and they don't have Fazoli's or Pizza Hut with the salad bar. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
If these aren't good reasons to get the fuck out of Dodge...

[Jixby Phillips]

From: Ghost of Fraiser
To: Jixby Phillips
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:19 am
Subject: Did you know
I was talking to WIllie and he said if rabbits ran I-mockery, they would ban you

I REPLIED WITH "WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS KIND OF A FUCKED UP THING TO SAY >:" :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Willie's going to start throwing chairs, like the Jerry Seinfield show.

[executioneer]

i replied with "no ingles" when you said that to me :lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Then I said "I can remember the night your eyes met the stars"

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS THREAD IS OURS >:D

[Esuohlim]

I don't think I have ever sent a message to someone unless they sent me one first. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS WAS FROM WHEN ME AND MR FART AND WILLIE HAD A PARTY AND WILLIE GOT LOST :lol :eek

HAY WILLIE :'(

YEAH WRECK DITCHED YOU BECAUSE HES A FAGGOT :lol NO REALLY WE WAITED AND WE HAD TO GO GO GO :(

WE WILL CALL YOU TODAY AND WE CAN GO TO THE ORIGINAL RED ROBING REPRESIDT

-Jixby

THIS IN RESPONSE TO REV. DANNO I FORGOT WHY

I DON'T LKNOW STOP HASSLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Milhouse, if you have any recipies, please PM me anytime.

I can make my own Snackwell snacks for half the price as buying them at the store. It's very nifty.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

*I* have a smessage :lol
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Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 05:01:31 -0500
From: "Jixby Phillips" =
To: PILLOW FIGHT!!
Subject: HELLO P*LLOW F*IGHT




WE HAVE ALL DECIDED THAT YOU ARE HILARIOUS ENOUGH TO WRITE FOR
SADDADCENTRAL :(

THIS WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD GET YOUR NAME ON THE SITE, AND YOU COULD SEND
US $H*T WHENEVER, AND EVERYTIME YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE ON A
MESSAGE BOARD OR SOMETHING WE ARE ALLOWED TO STEAL IT AND MAKE IT INTO
A
PAGE (WITH YOUR NAME ON IT OF COURSE)

TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE NAMED ON TEH SITE (I SUGGEST
"b*tchf*ce
h*llary" lol) AND I SUGGEST YOUR ICON BE THE GUY WITH THA DGO AND
EVERYTIME I MAKE A PAGE OUT OF YOUR MANY FUNNY AIM CONVERSATIONS YOU
POST ON I HATE THE INTERNET (AFTER YOU RPERMISSION SINCE THAT IS A
PRIVATE FORUM) I WILL PUT A P ICTURE OF A DOG ON TOP OF IT BECAUSE YOUR
UGLY LIKE A DOG OR SOMETHING (THAT CAN BE A RUNNING JOKE ON THE SITE
:D)

SHOULD YOU EXCEPT THIS POSSITION AS WRITER I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUR
MOMMIES INC POST ON IHATETHEINTERNET BOARD AND TURN IT INTO A PAGE IS
THAT OKAY?????????????

OKAY THANK YOU NEW WRITTER :D :D :D :D :D :D

[pjalne]

90% of my PMs are from Rog wondering where my next piece is, and 90% of my outbox is me finding different ways of writing "something came up, I'm on it". :( Because I'm disorganized and busy and stuff. And there are some Canada weather reports from Fartin in there, I think.

[Matt Harty]

My outbox is mostly to Liquidstatik and my inbox is random questions from Fartin.

[FartinMowler]

random questions and weather :lol I'm bitter >:

[Pub Lover]

Is ther anyone Fartin doesn't PM?

[Dole]

yes :)

[AChimp]

I got weather reports from Fartin once, I think. I was all like, "Yeah, I know. :( "

[Cap'n Crunch]

From: Dr. Boogie
To: Cap'n Crunch
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:25 pm
Subject: Posting porn
One more like that, and you'll be banned for three months.

WHOOPS :lol

[McClain]

From: Mockery
To: McClain
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:56 pm
Subject: Need Your Help

Hey there. I need your help. I'm a huge faggotface and I like to eat butter out of Protoclown's ass. Now on to my problem; lately I've been running out of stick butter and have been resorting to Parkay in the tub. This poses an issue as it's easier to shove a stick of butter in his cornhole. It just kinda' slides in. A tub of Parkay on the other hand is a bit more difficult. Do you have any suggestions?
-RoG-



From: McClain
To: Mockery
Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:22pm
Subject: Re: Need Your Help

Use the spray butter. Trust me.

[Esuohlim]

From: Dr. Boogie
To: Cap'n Crunch
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:25 pm
Subject: Posting porn
One more like that, and you'll be banned for three months.

WHOOPS :lol

If you did it again that day, you'd be out of the brig in three days :eek

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Was that the Dilbert Porn?

[Geggy]

From: klownboy
To: Geggy
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:20 am
Subject: .

pm me back damnit!!

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jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.



From: Evil Robot
To: Geggy
Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:57 am
Subject: I am The~rapist, not the therapist.

I'm going to pop open a sewer manhole downhill from your house and fish out one of your turds. I will then freeze it solid an rape you with it. Then when it thaws out I will trick you into eating it and applying for a home loan. By that time you will be completely brainwashed and feel a compulsion to give me the money after you are approved (don't worry, white people always get approved.) I will then spend the money on paying Venezualen militants and/or freedom fighers to kidnap you and I will tell them you are the hier to the Carvel fortune. After that I have no idea what will happen, but you better belive it will envolve more rape.

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Oh yeah? C'mere a minute.



From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Geggy
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:47 am
Subject: Re: Is your avatar a Ford Focus?

Is my life really that boring?....Canada in the winter and I am on contract for snowplowing I would get drunk and make fun of
Boogie everyday but that wouldn't be responsible.

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Dr.Boogies wrestling coach.

[DamnthatDavid]

From: DamnthatDavid
To: Supafly345
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:21 pm
Subject: Was Reading Posts in the Gaming Area

And the FF6 vs. Tactics cought me eye.

Which caused me to remember that you still owe me a FF6 Playstation CD. And the 2nd Disc to Star Ocean.
I'll wait right here, seeing how I never got to beat Star Ocean or even Play FF6, which I have been told was the best Pre-Playstation Final Fantasys.

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[Matt Harty]

From: Matt Harty
To: liquidstatik
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:51 pm
Subject: Re: Hey! :D

NO AND HE DOESNT CARE

[kellychaos]

I know this is for sent PMs but this one IS a classic:

From: Les Waste
To: kellychaos
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 6:03 am
Subject: WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF A PIECE OF PIE?

I'M GOING TO BUY A STEAK KNIFE FROM A STEAK KNIFE STORE AND USE IT TO VIOLENTLY SODOMIZE YOUR GRANDMOTHER

IN HER ASS, NO LESS

[Cap'n Crunch]

Was that the Dilbert Porn?

Haha, yeah. :( That doesn't make any sense though because my avatar was a cartoon erect penis for months. :lol

[McClain]

Probably looking for an excuse to ban you.

[Anonymous]

I think it's because it was only bloody, and not being sucked on.

[Pub Lover]

This isn't to be funny are interesting, I just need to clear out my sent folder & bandwagon-hopping is a hobby of mine:

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:12 am
Subject: Re: Did you like the music?
Sorry for the delay in replying, it wasn't till you sent the reminder that I actually got round to listening to the tracks I downloaded. Your suggestions were very good, & it's such a shame that talented people like that get little exposure while these 'Pop Idol' Monsters terrorize the world with their generic kareoke.

Actually it's been very cold this summer, there have been just the odd days where it's actually risen above 20C (um, think that's 68F), last year it was well over 40C constantly, which is more regular. Yet, we came out of an extreamely cold winter that managed to last two months longer than it was meant to.
Weather, ay?


From: Pub Lover
To: Chojin
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:12 pm
Subject: Re: Bing
Yeah. :(


From: Pub Lover
To: x_BossHog_x
Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:24 pm
Subject: Re: dog
Hello, I'm a nice guy here, but that is only because most everybody else are extreamely evil & pompous. :/

I am quite evil & extreamely pompous. :)

Please do realise it's the rules of the board that mean I have to hate you now. >:


From: Pub Lover
To: Sethomas
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:51 am
Subject: Lay your funky thesis on me, baby!
Please.

From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:57 am
Subject: Re: So what's up PUb?
A 'Babe' is either an attractive lady or an infant child, I think.

My living conditions are better than they have been, because I recently purchased a new vacuum cleaner after my old one blew up back in early Febuary.

Other than that my life has just been the repeated actions of going to work, sleeping, & occasionally eating.

How are you?


From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:09 am
Subject: Re: Am I too cruel?
James is indeed a pussy, as you said. He was the first person I'd seen on I-Mock to make a 'I'm leaving' thread & then come back, unfourtunatly that seemed to spark a trend. He likes to be the bad boy, but doesn't like it back.

& while I don't usually like to think this is true, as forums are my sole means of social interaction, it is only the internet, & we all know it isn't real.

Just carry on as you are, & the jokes will shift, someone else will fake leaving, and Jixby will be a dozen differant newbs. It's just like real life in many ways. Things Change, but always stay the same.


From: Pub Lover
To: Tropical
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:44 pm
Subject: hey
I can't get on to MSN, it claims to be too busy. :(


From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:37 am
Subject: Re: how come?
I'm currently working as a technician for a radio station, but a few years ago now I was a technician for a television production company that did alot of work for the BBC.

The problem with being a technician is that I'm not an engineer. An engineer knows how to design, repair, & instruct. A technician is just expected to repair, & occasionally design. So an engineer can work as a technician & appear to be a god with machines, a technician can't be an engineer, no matter how hard he tries, & he is only competant at the direct challenge, & has the pateince to try everything till a solution is found. Engineers innately know the solutions, but then they are gods with machines.

So to answer your question of what kind of Audio/Visural technician I am, the answer is 'A bad one'.


From: Pub Lover
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:40 am
Subject: Re: how come?
I know enough about computers to keep them working, & on the occasions I can't fix a particular problem, which has yet to occur, I consult Chimp, if I ever get round to not disliking him again.

If i had the money to build a computer for audio production, I would choose a soundblaster with XLR in & outputs. Quarter inch jacks do work, as do RCA phonos, but I prefer the balenced & easy to use 'professionalness' of XLR's... Plus wiring phonos & jacks s a bitch, compared to the ease of solderingthe wide sockets of XLR.

They are really expensive though. :(

[liquidstatik]

From: liquidstatik
To: jin
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:15 pm
Subject: whoops
Every time I read professional vagrant, I thought it meant you smelld good. My bad. :o