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James
Apr 20th, 2004, 10:58 PM
Back in August, a friend got me a code to get a LiveJournal account, so I could read her private entries. I apparently put in some user info, and forgot about it.

Tonight, someone IMs me, saying they found me through a friend of a friend of someone on my friend list. They liked my information, thought I was cute, and wanted to talk to me. So I asked her what it said in my information, because I couldn't remember. Here's what it says:

"Bio: I'm a director of pornographic films involving children and dogs. If interested in having a part in my next movie, give me a call, and we'll work something out."

Now, it should go without saying that this is a joke. I don't direct movies. But, I don't know if SHE knows it's a joke, and I'm also disturbed that even if she is aware, that she would find it interesting enough to IM me. Especially since I don't even have any IM info in my LJ profile.

Something's fishy here. >:

Comrade Rocket
Apr 21st, 2004, 12:16 AM
Loveline :rolleyes

FartinMowler
Apr 21st, 2004, 01:02 AM
:) I really have no reply for this post.

Big Papa Goat
Apr 21st, 2004, 01:46 AM
:/

SMN
Apr 21st, 2004, 07:17 AM
Yeah... What Rocket said.

Spastic Colon
Apr 21st, 2004, 08:41 AM
Something's fishy here.

Put this fish in her. :)

FartinMowler
Apr 21st, 2004, 09:33 AM
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/fishy.jpg

Fishy :)

Matt Harty
Apr 21st, 2004, 09:38 AM
Now, it should go without saying that this is a joke.

Sure it is. :rolleyes

Anonymous
Apr 21st, 2004, 01:12 PM
Just take what you can get, James.