How I want to go.

[Spectre X]

How do you want to die?

I want to fly a missile into an orphanage.


Or on a more serious note, I want to explode somehow, and in a ridiculous fashion. For instance, me standing in a phonebooth calling someone when a big tanker truck hits the building near me which happens to be a fireworks factory, after which a plane crashes into it causing it to explode.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I have a list of women that I want to sex me over and over in succession until I cum pure energy and then explode like a supernova.....

[Bobo Adobo]

I would like to die in a totally original fashion, like in a hail of gunfire.

[AChimp]

It's just too bad that Cosmo's sister gets tired and falls asleep. :(

[mburbank]

I don't rally care how I go as long as some unscrupulous crematory operator throws my carcas in the woods behind his place of business with a bunch of other stiffs and leaves me to rot.

Either that or I want that german guy to make a plastinated sculpture out of me.

I'd like for my skull to become a family heirloom, but I think that's illegal. Fucking government.

[Comrade Rocket]

I'm not gonna die, im gonna put my brain in a robot. And if robot technology isn't that advanced near the end, then im gonna freeze myself Walt Disney style and wake up AS YOUR ROBOT OVERLOAD!!!!!!!

[Matt Harty]

Saving someone else.

[ProfessorCool]

You think you can get away with anything then, huh Matt?

If I had to choose, it would be going down with my ship in the middle of the Pacific.


Now all I need is a ship.

[kellychaos]

I used to fear nuclear war as a child ... nightmares even ... now I want to be at ground zero ... but not far away yet still in the zone where I'd get radiation poisoning and die a painful, slow death ... I mean right there, BABY!

[DamnthatDavid]

I want to die being struck by lightning, while parachuting, with a machine gun as a engine.

[Ninjavenom]

In a swordfight to the death on top of a very, very tall building.

[Emu]

Riding a flaming chariot into another flaming chariot driven by a shark. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

I take mine back, John Woo gunfight

[ScruU2wice]

Deflecting alot of missiles from a giant robot like fortune at the end of MGS2

I can't remember if she died or not :(

[ProfessorCool]

Riding a flaming chariot into another flaming chariot driven by a shark. :(

HOW VERY WACKY :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

OF OLD AGE >:

[FartinMowler]

ProfessorCool wrote: If I had to choose, it would be going down with my ship in the middle of the Pacific.


This is one of my biggest fears being in the water with things underneath ready to eat you as you sink to the bottom :chatter just as bad as being in an airplane.

I think I would like to die choking on some expensive caviar in my mansion :)

[ziggytrix]

I think Jack Handy said it best.

[Emu]

Riding a flaming chariot into another flaming chariot driven by a shark. :(

HOW VERY WACKY :rolleyes

STOP STEPPING ON MY DREAMS :tear

[Pub Lover]

I want to die surrounded by my loving children & grandchildren, that have yet to discover that I've squandered my fortune on my recently married trophy wife.

[Alive]

Tied to the back bumper of a '73 chevy impala with a bad exhaust problem, then dragged down the freeway for a couple hundred yards, then tossed into a ketchup filled swimming pool to drown.

I dunno, hopefully in my sleep i guess, thats the best way right?

[Spastic Colon]

Sodomy gone too far. I'll probably just forget the safety word or some stupid shit like that. (Or get a virus from someone who pooped on my chest)

[Snatchtastic]

I want to be found wearing black ladies lengerie with a giant afro wig and a zorro mask on. A giant gold money chain will be around my neck and tied to each wrist will be a leash with a chiwawa. And I'll also have a giant sombrero filled with velveeta cheese that the chiwawas will be eating out of.

[Supafly345]

I want to die by living too much.

[Spastic Colon]

I want to die by living too much.

Ooh, a risk taker. :)

[Supafly345]

There is no risk, it would most certainly kill me.

[Spastic Colon]

I blame myself, and I-mockery for provoking you to live another fifty years until your demise.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i want to die the exact moment i find sexual intercourses boring

[the_dudefather]

i want to get killed my an evil robot version of myself from the future (also known as D.U.D.E.F.A.T.H.E.R.: Digital Unit Designed for Exploration and Fighting/Android Trained for Harm and Efficient Repair)

or get killled my mint posioning by eating thousands of viscounts

[Matt Harty]

nevermind everybody else has cool stuff i wanna fall into a giant fan like in childs play 3

[pjalne]

Skydiving accident with anvil tied to strings in backpack instead of parachute.

[Captain Robo]

SCHOOL SHOOTING

[Emu]

nevermind everybody else has cool stuff i wanna fall into a giant fan like in childs play 3

that's better than mine :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

It's just too bad that Cosmo's sister gets tired and falls asleep. :(

she's not on my list, silly primate....I can fix you up with her though...:)

[SMN]

I want to die like a man. when I'm about 86, or so, I'm gonna have a postal killing spree at a crowded mall. Take a couple people with me. And when the S.W.A.T Team has me surrounded, I'll simply say "I'm Old!" as they spray be down. :die

Either that, or if I watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show 10,004 times. :shocked

[mesobe]

Id shoot myself in the head at an elementary school at lunch time.

[MEATMAN]

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

[Jixby Phillips]

That's an old fucking joke.

[Big McLargehuge]

BE CAREFUL WITH THAT JOKE, IT'S AN ANTIQUE.

[kellychaos]

Fragile. Do not bend.

[executioneer]

haha i was going to post that to be ironic :lol

[ArrowX]

I want to climb on the roof of the neares Mc Donalds and begin to ffire at pedestrians with a high caliber sniper rifle untill eventually seeing my end in a sword fight withdeath on that verys came building.

[Spastic Colon]

Seems that everyone here wants to die in a hail of gunfire or old age, but what happened to the #1 cause of all deaths in America- minority homicide. *walks through town with a billboard saying "I hate n******" *

[pjalne]

I take my post back, I don't want to be in this thread anymore.

[liquidstatik]

I wanna get shot by a ******. :(