Horrors of Porn, part 2

[James]

Time once again to mention the most bizarre, sick, etc porn acts/scenes you've ever seen.

Recently, I was exposed to a Chinese girl putting a funnel up another Chinese girl's ass. Then, she poured about 30 small, live eels into the funnel, and spent a good amount of time getting them all to travel up into he girl's ass. The funny part was the last eel who kept going in, turning around, and coming out. LOL.

Anyway the funnel comes out, and the girl pushes all the eels out of her ass. They don't just slip out. They go flying, like they were shot out of a cannon. Over and over, little eels blasting out of her ass.

The finish was when the other girl takes one of the ass-eels, sucks it into her mouth, and chomps away on it while it's still alive. Swallows it down. The End.

[Emu]

You forgot the last r in the title. :(

[James]

My sig explains why I am prone to typos.

[AChimp]

Eels, eh? I've seen one with an octopus in the cunt. :O

[Spastic Colon]

Sounds like just another game of extreme red light green light.

[BlueOatmeal]

Ok I need a link to where a person can find this kind of filth so I can study it and make sure all the innocent children will never have to watch the unspeakable horrors that asian people are capable of.

[Anonymous]

I saw that one. For me, the most nauseating part was the screwed up teeth on the girl who ate the eel.

[Esuohlim]

I don't like looking at gross porn. >:

I'm actually very picky about my porn too. I don't like it when the girl isn't completely nude. EVEN SOCKS. And she can't look like she's overly enjoying getting fucked (HUGE GRINS SHOWING 300 TEETH). And having her eyes open and looking at the camera during a blowjob is creepy as fuck. :(

[da blob]

I sooo need to watch this ass n eel vid - anybody care to share ?? please ??

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm with you there. Its fucking creepy watch "virtual blowjobs." The girl's eyes are always huge and bugged out. It looks like a little dog or something. But how could you not lke some knee- high stockings or a sexy little vest! :omghugewoody

[James]

I DON'T LIKE SEXY THINGS IN PORN

[Ooner]

http://home.comcast.net/~ltruong15/eels1.wmv

and part 2:

http://home.comcast.net/~ltruong15/eels2.wmv

[James]

Watching that again, while watching The Fly, just made me nauseous.

[Supafly345]

And the only logical thing to do, of course, is to keep watching obviously.

[VolCanon]

Hum. That's disgusting.
Even gay sex is at least doesn't involve shoving non-penis shaped things up people's asses.
Nice of them to censor her hole though. That makes it more palatable.
*shudder*

[Dixie]

oh my god. where in the hell do you find this stuff? i find it odd that someone would willingly look for something like to hwaaaa-ck it to. you know, disregard what i said. i'm going to email it to someone at work.

[Ooner]

oh my god. where in the hell do you find this stuff? i find it odd that someone would willingly look for something like to hwaaaa-ck it to. you know, disregard what i said. i'm going to email it to someone at work.

I run an online community/message board dedicated to bad porn :(

There's 400 people in it :(

[Dixie]

you're a dirty dirty person.

[Spastic Colon]

you, sir, I salute!

[da blob]

I wanna join.


And to those who find it disgusting - but that's the point. I find regular porn boring and pointless, hell I can do much better at home. But this kind of stuff is funny. I'm a big fan of puking blowjobs, too.

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't like it when the girl isn't completely nude. EVEN SOCKS.

dude girls naked except for socks is way hot get it right or pay the price

[Matt Harty]

There's 400 people in it :(

NOW it's justified.

[James]

Was that a Salute Your Shorts reference, Jixby?

[Jixby Phillips]

Porn makes me want to fart

[SMN]

I agree with Esuolim. this is what i was talking about when I said there are some pretty frickin sick fettishes out there. *still shudders at shit fettishes*

[camacazio]

It's always exciting to read what someone does in real life while typing enclosed in asterisks.

[Esuohlim]

HAHA, SMN I SAW PICTURES WITH A GIRL'S FACE COVERED IN GREASY SHIT AND SHE WAS EATING IT HAHAHA I WAS LAUGHING AT IT AND WAS ALL "WHO FARTED"? :lol

[VolCanon]

Well, I find it disgusting and I can take almost any kinda sex under the sun, provided it doesnt involve animals or animals in your rectum.

[Esuohlim]

ACTUALLY IT WAS LIKE TEN HOT ASIANS TAKING TURNS SHITTING ON HER FACE AND AT THE END SHE GOT UP, TOOK ALL THE SHIT FROM HER FACE, AND STARTED RUBBING IT ALL OVER HER BODY AND HER HAIR AND HER PRIVATES :eek

[Drew Katsikas]

Both socks and girls looking at the camera while giving a blowjob are extremley sexy. Anybody else can fuck-off.

[Ooner]

Lesbians+scat+shit-eating+puke+puke-eating+dancing=love (http://sex.4sheep.org/mnam/)

[executioneer]

careful that kind of porn can be dangerous (http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04292004)

[James]

OK, how about this? A female ninja gets tied up, and some robed guy starts poking her fun box, and then starts going down on her. Then he has her on her hands on knees and a table, and he's still licking. So she used her ninja skills to...

Hold his head with her feet, and fart on his face until he dies.

[Nietzsche]

Morbidly obese people... I think it's just the whole "guess what this flap is" thing that disturbs me. *Shiver*

[Helm]

I'm kind of relieved that a thread with porn in it's name is only 2 pages long. I-mockery has come a long way.

[Ooner]

Don't click it! (http://jomsborg.saw.net/~trav/misc/60YEARS.JPG)