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Comrade Rocket
Apr 29th, 2004, 05:49 AM
High school was filled with moments. But one I will always remember is the first time I had to deal with a bully. Now I had delt with bullies in the past, but that was Elementary School. I didn't know that there would be any in high school. The thought of it was just bizzare to me.

Well anyways, This kid, who's name I never bothered to find out, decided I looked pretty fun to beat on. Punches till my arm was sore, ripping up my papers and just being a total jerkass to me. I couldn't think of anyway to get rid of this guy. He was like a parasite that lived off of causing me pain. This made me more than mad than I had been in awhile. This kid was acting like we were back in elemetary school and that he had to beat on me to prove something. I was forced to take drastic measures.

After about a month of taking his abuse i woke up one morning to find out that there was a school shooting. Some kid took a few guns to school and waiting in the bathroom for people to walk by. The attitude at school that day was somewhat morbid. Many people were paranoid and others were cracking jokes. I was trying to go about my lunch like normal when the bully finally found where i was hanging out. I had been changing my hangout spots over and over and he would hunt me down. He came up too me and ripped apart the new keychain i had gotten off of my backpack. After a quick punch in the arm and a quick suffle of my papers, i decided he had gone too far. I instantlly went into a leaning postion in my seat. Leaning back in the chair i looked calm, almost cocky.
"Look asshole," I said. It cut into him and he rasied his arm to punch me again. Before he could though i threw up my hand folded in the gun postion. Index finger extended and thumb up. He froze with arm in the air. I started talking again.
"I would think twice if i was you, if you know what i mean." With that he dropped his fist and gave me a confused face. I pulled the trigger on my imagenary gun and the word, "Bang" escaped my lips.
Thats when he found out what i was talking about. He instanly went pale. Without another word he turned around and left the library. I never saw him again. And when i did he would avoid my glare.

I realized later that i could have gotten suspended or even expelled for doing that. But i never did, he never turned me in. And i guess the story got around, all the notoruis bullies at the school never came after me, even if they had the opertunity. I know it was a bad idea, but it established me as someone who wouldnt take crap from people, and that made sure i would have a good high school experience.

Dole
Apr 29th, 2004, 06:38 AM
its like a ghetto Wonder Years.

SMN
Apr 29th, 2004, 07:19 AM
Damn zero-tolerance rules. I mean you can get suspended in my school system for saying "gun", or "Bomb"

"Bomb!""B-bomb bomb bomb!" "When my Grandad was in the army he was a "BOMBadier!"

Matt Harty
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:25 AM
I almost beat a kid up for bumping into me yesterday.

He was all "Dude i'm sorry!" :rolleyes

Captain Robo
Apr 29th, 2004, 11:31 AM
LOOK AT COMRADE ROCKET. HE IS THINKGING HE SOME SORT OF TOUGH-GUY PANTS. I SEE TRUTH, I SEE HE WHITE SKINNY ASS BOY WHO HAS TO USE GUN TO TAKE DOWN "BULLY"

ALSO, ONLY FACKING RETARDS HAVE "BULLY" PROBLEMS. IN COMMUNIST MOTHER RUSSIA, WE BROUGHT GUNS TO SCHKEWL SO NOBADY WOULD FUCK WITH US. WE HAD GANG WARS IN THE FACKING STREET YOU AMERICAN PUSS-BOY. ONE TIME, IN AMERICAN-RUSSIAN WAR, I TOOK DOWN A U-2 PLANE WITH NOTHING BUT MY BARE FUCKING HANDS. I PUNCHED THAT THING OUT WHEN IT FLEW DOWN LOW AND I BEAT UP THE PILOT BEFORE HE COULD KILL HIMSELF LIKE A LITTLE PUSS. THEN I KILLED HIM ANYWAY.

AND NOW YOU TELL ME ON A MESSAGEBOARD THAT YOU ARE SOME TOUGH GUY AND THIS IS SOMETHING I CANNOT BELIEVINK. YOU ARE WUSS AND IF YOU ARE PISSED OFF YOU CAN COME DOWN TO VLAD'S PLACE I BE WAITINGK FOR YOUR ASS THERE. >: BEETCH

DamnthatDavid
Apr 29th, 2004, 01:00 PM
Why is it all Russian in the U.S. wear leather coats have have plastic spinner hubs on crappy cars?
And why do they travel in packs with only 1 who can speak english, and this one guy always has a walkie talkie and is talking to someone else? Answer me, damn you!

Jixby Phillips
Apr 29th, 2004, 01:01 PM
COMRADE ROCKET YOU BETTER WATCH OUT I'M OGING TO TELL HIM WHERE THIS MESSAGE BOARD IS >:D

Command Prompt
Apr 29th, 2004, 01:04 PM
Rounders :rolleyes

Comrade Rocket
Apr 29th, 2004, 04:18 PM
Captian Robot made me lol

ProfessorCool
Apr 29th, 2004, 05:41 PM
Who do you think you are, some kind of anime character?

Captain Robo
Apr 29th, 2004, 06:39 PM
Rounders

AT LEAST THERE'S ONE NON-GAY PERSON HERE >:

Bulletproof_Kennedy
Apr 29th, 2004, 09:03 PM
Rounders

AT LEAST THERE'S ONE NON-GAY PERSON HERE >:

*GASP.* OH MY! LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A BROKEN FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY!

Captain Robo
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:21 PM
AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WITH A BROKEN "FUCKING LAME" KEY :rolleyes

executioneer
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:26 PM
at least captain robo's not the one with a broken "SHUT UP" key :lol

ProfessorCool
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Rounders :rolleyes

The fucking poker movie WTF.

Spastic Colon
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:39 PM
You know what, all my keys are in healthy condition, so why don't you send me candy.

executioneer
Apr 29th, 2004, 10:46 PM
um no i think your shut up key is also broken >:

Spastic Colon
Apr 29th, 2004, 11:00 PM
FIXED IT . . . nevermind, it's in pretty bad condition. CALL THE KEYSMITH!!!

ProfessorCool
Apr 30th, 2004, 12:19 AM
yeah tell him to get a key so you can put a lock on your MOUTH :lol














































You fucking bitch..

Captain Robo
Apr 30th, 2004, 12:45 AM
Rounders is one of my favorite movies, douche >: