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Poco
May 2nd, 2004, 01:41 PM
I died when I stole a pickup truck when I was drunk.

THEN IN HELL, I STOLE SATAN'S PICKUP TRUCK WHILE I WAS DRUNK AND CRASHED IT AND HE KICKED ME OUT OF HELL.

I am only 14, and have been kicked out of the world's worst place.
Emu
May 2nd, 2004, 01:42 PM
I am only 14, and have been kicked out of the worlds worst place.

:lol
Esuohlim
May 2nd, 2004, 01:43 PM
BEING RANDOM IS VERY FUNNY
CastroMotorOil
May 2nd, 2004, 01:59 PM
i can't wait till im 14 and and older awesome kid like poco

:(
AChimp
May 2nd, 2004, 02:02 PM
Man, when I was 14, I only started on the long road to chronic masturbation. :(
VolCanon
May 2nd, 2004, 02:14 PM
You were 14? Man, I started when i was 12.
Anonymous
May 2nd, 2004, 03:22 PM
I have the strangest feeling that this is going to be one of those characters that's banned after only a few days.
Rongi
May 2nd, 2004, 03:25 PM
Like Klownboy :(
Sam
May 3rd, 2004, 01:36 PM
PILLZ :hypno
DamnthatDavid
May 3rd, 2004, 03:15 PM
Once, I thought I saw aliens, but it turned out to be Santa Clause who was being anal probed by the FBI.
kellychaos
May 3rd, 2004, 03:35 PM
I'll bet you hauled the hell out of there ... :lol ... :/ ... :( .
Brandon
May 3rd, 2004, 04:57 PM
Damn that motherfucking David.
kellychaos
May 3rd, 2004, 05:03 PM
I heard that they check his ass once ... then checked his ass twice ... to try and find out if he had anal hair lice.