mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???

[Anonymous]

LOL! Fucktard! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Fucktarding up another fucktarded thread is something some fucktard with your fucktard caliber would fucktard do.

[Anonymous]

LOL! Fucktarding! :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Hey fucktards, I see you're REALLY getting a lot of mileage out of that "1001 Completely Offensive Jokes" Book. :rolleyes

I heard Lotida's such a lesbian that she's a lesbian! :rolleyes

BADUMBUM! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Really? Which page mentions the surefire anger-stirring reaction on message boards by throwing "fucktard" around every chance you get, fucktard?

[Anonymous]

None, you can't learn that from a book, fucktard. :rock

Now go back and get some more jokes from your "Funny book" fucktard. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

So you learned to suck at insults on your own? Does that also go for not detecting sarcasm ever?

[Anonymous]

LOL! Sarcasm! :rolleyes

So you mean its better to be like you and be so pathetically unfunny that you need to use a book to get your material?

Hold on let me make a note of this information!

Use shitty SNL scripts and Cracked magazine as humor material...

Gotcha fucktard.

I don't know HOW I'd learn ANYTHING about humor without you around fucktard! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

You're obviously stealing the "jokes" I used on you. I mentioned you getting your insults from Mad Magazine and Garfield's Book of Put-Downs.

Seriously, the fact that the irony is lost on you makes this much more infuriating than anything you could ever post.

[Anonymous]

And the fact that, THAT was lost on you, makes it hilarious fucktard!

Come on try to keep up fucktard! :lol

[Esuohlim]

Oh that's OK, your very intense verbal beatdown that's nothing short of extremely clever and not at all sophomoric is keeping me at bay.

What else do you have, Mad Max? Sometime about how stupid I am, calling me a fucktard, then pretending to 1-up me? I don't think you've done that yet. Let's hear it.

[Anonymous]

:lol

You take this way too seriously, but if it makes you feel better...

Hey fucktard! Stop responding! You can't beat me so just stop fucking posting fucktard! :lol

[Esuohlim]

No really, Mad Max. Let's hear the real insults you have waiting to boil out of your skin. I don't want any of this mundane crap you've been throwing around for far too long.

[Esuohlim]

What's the problem? Can't you think of anything?

[Anonymous]

Yeah but if I did that, you wouldn't be able to understand! :lol

Plus its more fun this way, since it seems to be bothering you so much. ;)

[Esuohlim]

Oh that's OK. Try me. If I don't understand what you say, then you win. I'll admit defeat. Go ahead.

[Anonymous]

Fucktard! :lol

[Esuohlim]

No I'm serious. Live up to what you claim. Don't hide and run away.

[Anonymous]

Who's running? I'm right here fucktard. And I don't have to live up to anything. I don't have anything to prove. I've already proved myself the first day I got here. What? Am I suppose to take you and the rest of the fucktard's comments on here seriously that I'm unfunny because one of you says I am?

Yeah THAT'S gonna happen. :rolleyes

Oh yeah, I REALLY care what you fucktards think! :lol

Face it you're the one getting annoyed with me and keep responding, I'm being amused. I'm not here to amuse you, I keep telling you that. (And yes go ahead and make another predictable joke about me not being funny)

Hey isn't it about time for another "Lotida's a big lesbian" joke that you guys got out of your insult book?

[Esuohlim]

No don't worry about me being amused. Or annoyed. If I was annoyed I'd get off the Internet and fume about how annoyed I am and pace back and forth in fury.

What did you prove when you first got here, by the way?

[Anonymous]

I thought you weren't addressing me anymore fucktard.

[Anonymous]

No offense to Lotida, but this thread should now be called "My Dinner with Esuohlim" :lol

[Esuohlim]

I said I wasn't posting in your thread anymore. Or any thread you create for that matter.

Why aren't you doing the "EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES" thing anymore. It's still fresh and new, Mad Max.

[PILLOWFIGHT]

did you boyas wipe your feet on the capet

[MrAdventure]

haha lotida remember that time your c*nt spewed moletn rock and ash all over the city of pompeii and you killed like a thousand people

[Esuohlim]

omg Lotida I'll never forget this one because you were at a wedding in Israel and someone offered you their vagina but declined and laughed at their funny joke so your vagina got so mad it made the church collapse? :eek

[Anonymous]

If you hadn't noticed fucktard, I don't do the EEE all the fucking time. Besides this isn't my thread. Its just good manners.

Hey how about you just say "Shut the fuck up Mad Max, you suck, stop posting"?

Because that's about all you've really been saying to me all along. You've just chosen to do it in a long winded form. :sleep

[kellychaos]

RED X (BUT LOTIDA WOULD RATHER EAT AT THE Y :lol)

LOL! That was a four-way!

[Lotida]

Are we still under the impression that calling me a Lesbian hurts my feelings? Just knowing that you guys are paying to much attention to me while I am at work makes me smile!! :)

Keep on jacking off to those Lesbian comments boys.......it's the only sex you're ever going to get!! :)

:love

[Terra]

I think I adore Lotida.

[Brandon]

Are we still under the impression that calling me a Lesbian hurts my feelings? Just knowing that you guys are paying to much attention to me while I am at work makes me smile!! :)

Keep on jacking off to those Lesbian comments boys.......it's the only sex you're ever going to get!! :)

:love
"OOH, YOU BOYS MUST BE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED OR SOMETHING TO KEEP OBSESSING OVER A HOT DISH LIKE ME!" :love :love
-Lotida

[Lye]

lesbians like attention.

[Lotida]

Anything I can to do bring you all closer to Kellychoas makes it all worth it! :)

Good ole boys......unite!

[Lye]

what?

[kellychaos]

Oooooh burn! :(

[Esuohlim]

BURNING LIKE HER LOINS

FOR VAGINAS NO LESS

[The Retro Kat]

I was reading the paper today and in the classifieds Lotida had an ad, it read:

SWF
VAGINAS! MEN R GROSS AND NEED NOT APPLY (UNLESS U HAVE A VAGINA)

[The Retro Kat]

OMG I was walking home from school today and I saw a missing sign on a tree so I read it, OMG ULL NEVAR BELEVE WHAT IT SAID...

MISSING
VAGINA
IF YOU HAVE IT PLEASE COME TO (address here) AND RING THE DOORBELL
KTHX
LOTIDA

[kellychaos]

Once I was at a WNBA game and went to use the urinal in the men's room. While draining my iguana, who to my dazzled eyes should appear but Lotida. I quipped, "Gee, the water is cold in there!" and Lotida retorted with, "And cold too!" We both laughed. It was quite a shared moment.

[Kevin Spacey From KPAX]

Lesbian? Curious.....could you please explain this word to me?

[Anonymous]

les·bi·an

n.
A woman whose sexual orientation is to women.

adj.
Of, relating to, or being a lesbian.

See also
Your mom and her "special friend"

[Matt Harty]

thank you

[kellychaos]

Pick ur favorite, Lotida!

Linky (http://www.rugs.shop-shop-shop.com/Carpet-And-Rug-Institute.htm)

[Lotida]

12 pages later and you boys are still dreaming about me!! :love

Kelly.....I am not going to even bother clicking on your stupid link. I didn't realize that you'd turn in to such an asshole just to fit in with this group. Everyone but one or two of the guys here think you are the fag.....get a clue! :rolleyes

[PILLOWFIGHT]

i am discusted

[Jixby Phillips]

Kelly.....I am not going to even bother clicking on your stupid link. I didn't realize that you'd turn in to such an asshole just to fit in with this group. Everyone but one or two of the guys here think you are the fag.....get a clue! :rolleyes

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol 4eva

[Lotida]

i am discusted

Don't use words you cannot spell! >:

[sadie]

so are you really a lesbian, lotida?

[B0risSpyder]

12 pages later and you boys are still dreaming about me!! :love

Kelly.....I am not going to even bother clicking on your stupid link. I didn't realize that you'd turn in to such an asshole just to fit in with this group. Everyone but one or two of the guys here think you are the fag.....get a clue! :rolleyes

:lol You're still f*cking OWNING this thread! These guys must just be beyond confused that a woman keeps getting the better of them, and being funnier and more original than they could ever dream of being! :lol :lol

I thought Kelly was a woman :confused

[Matt Harty]

Shut up Lotida we know that's you.

[FS]

BOrisSpyder you area FAG >:

[GADZOOKS]

FS, what is your avatar from?

[sadie]

i remember daisy. . . but for that capital O.

[kellychaos]

Maybe we could introduce her to other lesbians so she won't be so crabby and stuff ... maybe "crabby" was a poor choice of words ... obviously a lot of lesbian angst at play here.

[Lotida]

so are you really a lesbian, lotida?

My husband doesn't think so! :)

[Matt Harty]

Is your husband a woman?

[Lotida]

Is your husband a woman?

Are you?

[Matt Harty]

If I was would you rape me?

[bigtimecow]

i'm a bitch!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.theadvocates.org/images/celebrities/drew-carey.gif

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*

[Lotida]

If I was would you rape me?

You'd like that wouldn't you!

[Esuohlim]

Before Lotida was on the Internet she was probably all "I hope there are more posts in the topic about me because then I could say 'Wow there's more posts about ME I love all this attention :conspiracy'" and then when she checked she was like "http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif"

[Sajuuk]

:eek

[Lotida]

Before Lotida was on the Internet she was probably all "I hope there are more posts in the topic about me because then I could say 'Wow there's more posts about ME I love all this attention :conspiracy'" and then when she checked she was like "http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif"

Are you in my mind again? :eek

[kellychaos]

The latest issue of "Tongue & Groove" is on the stands.

[Lotida]

The latest issue of "Tongue & Groove" is on the stands.

I'll just pick up my copy from your house. :)