HEY, IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. (PICTURES ADDED)

[davinxtk]

And the 30% of you that don't hate my ass probably want to wish me well.


Do so.


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Woohoo!
So, I turned 20 yesterday.
At least, I think I did. I'm not too sure after this mess.

Around 1:00, very drunk, my mom got bored and walked around with the digital camera, had some fun with the people she actually knew and got some great pictures of me being drunk as shit.


http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/partygoers0.jpg
Phil, Jai. In that order. He stayed sober enough to drive home. That's about all I remember about their status.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/trashed.jpg
TRASHED
And I'm very drunk at this point with my friend Taylor. My mom had to take this picture like six times before she got it right.
Drunk ass.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/partygoers1.jpg
Fishman, Jay. Two of my closest friends ever. My hair being ugly in the background.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/partygoers2.jpg
Jai and Phil in the back again, Dorothy, Jay, and Jim in the front. Getting shitted, having a good time.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/shitted.jpg
SHITTED
Caught from a different angle, vodka being passed in front of the camera and my sister in the back-left hanging out in pajamas.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/trees.jpg
Very extremely intoxicated, barely able to stand up straight and in some cases honestly falling the fuck down drunk, we get the great idea to climb a tree. I managed to roll a joint on the branch of a maple tree, in one of the least controlled drunken stupors I've ever been in.

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/partypeople.jpg
Well after three AM, right before my mom goes to bed, she decides to take a picture of the survivors. We're all fucking nuts drunk.





So I posted "TRASHED" and "SHITTED".

I know a few of you were waiting for this one:

http://24.60.240.39/mrh/062504/cunted.jpg

CUNTED


I got completely blasted drunk last night. Probably the second or third most drunk I've been, ever.
Didn't puke.
Still awake, actually.
Tons of fun. Thanks to those who wished me a happy birthday.

Unfortunately no bitches from myspace or madradhair showed up.
Where were you sluts?

[Command Prompt]

HaPPY BirtHdaY :(

[Zee Kay]

Unless you deliver a cake to my house, I will not wish you a happy Birthday, I'll wish you very sad Birthday.

[davinxtk]

Deliver a cake to my cock, shitface. And bring me those nachos while you're at it.

[Snatchtastic]

LOL @ Nachos.

>: Happy Brthduy

[Spectre X]

Me wishing you a happy birthday has nothing to do with the gimp you hired to threaten to rape me.


Happy birthday. :)

[Zomboid]

Happy birthday, princess. I hope you finally get that pony you've been after.

[Matt Harty]

Happy Birthday.

[FartinMowler]

Hapy Dirbday

[Carnivore]

Birthdays are merely yearly reminders that you're that much closer to the day when the feeble meat suit that encases your soul will succumb to some trauma, disease, or the simple passage of time and you will cease to exist in this wretched universe.

Happy birthday! :party

[ArrowX]

I'll come to your part wearing my best B-Day Suit

[Anonymous]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGMO

[davinxtk]

Haha. That coming out of Chojin.



Party pictures in a minute...

[AChimp]

I demand you post a picture of you looking pouty with one of those cone-shaped party hats on. :(

Happy late birthday, BTW.

PS: Who gets drunk off of Bud? >:

[davinxtk]

Fuck beer, I didn't touch the shit.
I was all over the Absolut and the Bacardi Vanila. Hard liquor is the only way to get shitfaced.

[Terra]

Nothing like cutting straight to the buzz by hitting the hard stuff. Happy Birthday! Which one is your girlfriend in those shots?

Hopefully you've recovered enough to celebrate a few more. It looks like you had lots of fun. :)