The Fartinmowler saga

[Perndog]

Fartin posted something in the geek thread. And also PMs Perndog the same question. Why?

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Mon 28 Jun, 2004 20:04
Subject: technical problem
do you know if I can hook up my two computers together? I want them side by side with seperate keyboards and monitors so that I can transfer files only...

Perndog comes in with the irritated reply.

From: Perndog
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 8:15
Subject: Re: technical problem
When are you going to figure out that I genuinely don't like you?

Fartin demonstrates his masterful communication skills with a cutting retort.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 13:19
Subject: Re: technical problem
I guess your just like you music and recording abilities...

Perndog calls the moron out.

From: Perndog
To: *FARTINMOWLER*
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 17:56
Subject: Re: technical problem
Doesn't it ever bother you that you're at least ten years older than almost everyone on these boards but you still haven't fully grasped printed English?

Fartin makes a display of pride and ability, featuring a whopping 40 words per minute, only three run-on sentences, and a surprising lack of spelling errors (and one comma thrown in for good measure). I don't know why there's a website plug at the end. Must've left some residue in the bong.

From: *FARTINMOWLER*
To: Perndog
Posted: Tue 29 Jun, 2004 18:24
Subject: Re: technical problem
Give it up...I will leave when I'm good and ready I spent 3 years in college learning how to type 40wpm and marketing not to be wasted on or worrying about what "Perndog" from I-mockery thinks. I have 70 customers and most of them can't write a fucking cheque because there illiterate so be grateful you can get a good education off of mom and dad, because I didn't. I had to pay my own fucking way and I'm proud of what I have accomplished and you should be nicer to me because I'm a fucking treasure of comedy gold, you shriveled penis of a young man... check out this site for music it's cool http://www.96decibels.com/index.asp?pg=T10&col=2

Comedy gold, everyone. Comedy gold.

It went on for two more PM's, but they weren't as interesting.

[FartinMowler]

Really this board has degraded into this tripe. Arguing with a Trombone playing nerd face that picks up girls off the internet is really fun :/

[whoreable]

the semi retarded older guy is a much more interesting character to me than this "perndog"

[Anonymous]

So is calling trailer trash who mows lawns for a living and molests his daughters, a fucktard! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

So you proved that Fartin mowler was a moron.

Woah at least that the best news i got today, did you know there was a Teapot Dome Scandal going on?

[FartinMowler]

I'm really more interested to know what a Teapot Dome scandal is :/

[AChimp]

YOU'LL FIND OUT WHAT IT IS IF YOU VISIT MY WEBSITE! YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS :lol

[Matt Harty]

I can't get over how Fartin always seems to think everyone is secretly his friend and if he PM's them he'll have a normal conversation with them.

Hey Fartin get AIM, i'd like to discuss what brand of diaper you wear.

[FartinMowler]

I might as well, no one else does :/

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[FartinMowler]

I took aim off because PUb was the only one I talked to and he depressed me :( and that is a difficult thing to do.

[Matt Harty]

Ok well i'm loads of fun to talk to, ask anyone.

[AChimp]

Real men use MSN. :posh

[Perndog]

Damn straight. MSN has much better smilies.

[eggyolk]

hey perndog is it cool if i swing by tommorow after band practice my mom is bitching about my friends and i just need to get out once in a while ya know, i ll bring pokemon stadium if u want

[Perndog]

You can come over if you help me with this month's sacrifice. I really need to get that goat out of the basement, my parents are starting to complain.

[eggyolk]

no i just watned to play sega :(

[Mike]

When are you going to figure out that I genuinely don't like you?

You know Perndog, I don't mean to burst your bubble but I really don't think ol' Farty Marty was asking you if you like him. You sound like a girl telling a boy she doesn't want to have sex with him when he asks her if he can borrow an eraser.

[Matt Harty]

You sound like the fat girl who eavesdrops into conversations and gives her fat sweaty opinion, in which she's told to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie.

[Mike]

So much for making a point, just so Mattie can lurch in and take a big dump on it. :rolleyes

[Perndog]

Mike, I'm having an unusual burst of charity, so I'm going to give you a little reprise of the point that you so deftly missed.

I can't get over how Fartin always seems to think everyone is secretly his friend and if he PM's them he'll have a normal conversation with them.

[Mike]

Oh skip the patronization you little hothead. That does not invalidate my point. Whether Mowler thinks you're his secret friend or not, it doesn't seem that a simply stated technical question is a plea for friendship and/or acceptance. However, posting this lame-ass little conversation in a thread of it's own hoping to impress the people who've been putting up with Mowler longer than either of us DOES.

[Supafly345]

I love this thread. Especially the part where fartin claims to have spent three years in college, when I clearly remember him stating, a while back, that he had only taken a few classes in community college. Now I don't know what elaborate associates degree in agriculture deems you qualified to mow lawns, but don't think it would be much of one if you can't differentiate between 3 quarters and 3 years.

[thebiggameover]

no i just watned to play sega :(

pokemon stadium is for game cube....













holy fuck, i am a super geek... :(

[FartinMowler]

I love this thread. Especially the part where fartin claims to have spent three years in college, when I clearly remember him stating, a while back, that he had only taken a few classes in community college. Now I don't know what elaborate associates degree in agriculture deems you qualified to mow lawns, but don't think it would be much of one if you can't differentiate between 3 quarters and 3 years

Uh no... technically it was 2 and half years of Office administration information systems :/ I did take a short story writing course at the UofT >: I spent 10 years paying off that fucking loan ($50 per month).

[glowbelly]

fartin wished me a happy birthday via pm

and he's asking the wrong person about the computer thing. he should be asking achimp. he's the one i go to for all my technical needs.

all fartin needs is a little guidance.

[mew barios]

pokemon stadium is an n64 game. geez you guys cmon.

[Anonymous]

Mike needs both a clue and his wrists broken

[Mike]

Chojin needs my boot in his face.

[Anonymous]

That's some pretty scary talk. Are you all scared? I'm scared.

[bigtimecow]

fartinmowler EXPLOSION

[kellychaos]

While a love-hate hierarchy of this forum as relates to myself would be both extensive and foolish, I will give Fartin a slight edge over Mike. Just sayin'

[Mike]

See if I give a damn.

[glowbelly]

we can't see you :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/cantseeme.jpg

[glowbelly]

let's celebrate :D

[Anonymous]

psst guys theres a party goin on on my site and everyonez invited

[glowbelly]

haha i made a funny 3 times :lol

[glowbelly]

haha i made a funny 3 times :lol

[glowbelly]

haha i made a funny 3 times :lol

[FartinMowler]

I'm not really paying attention to this thread :) I am fixing my f#$#$ computer again so continue without me >:

[jin]

I cant believe you called a couple of PMs from someone on a messageboard a "saga". :0

[Matt Harty]

well anything involving fartinmowler is of epic porportions

[kellychaos]

Our intellectual mole hills are Fartin's mountains.

[eggyolk]

kelly i admire youre wit

[kellychaos]

And you haven't even seen my ass yet, sailor! ;)

[eggyolk]

ok... :lol

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha Exit 69 is Big Beaver haha Kelly knows what I'm talking about. ;)