Viva La Revolution Fucktards! :D

[Anonymous]

Face it fucktards, with multiple threads, which usually stretch out to at least 5 pages, I'm what passes as entertainment on these boards now. :lol

Whether I'm genuinely funny, not funny, or funny by novelty is irrelevant, I'm obviously doing something right, judging by all the attention my threads get. And while I don't presume to have pissed the entire board off, I can tell by some of the posts by a few of you, that I've had that effect. (I won't name names, you know who you are ;) )

This fact coupled with the recent bannings, I propose that a change is coming. One that's been a long time coming.

The Old Order must die.

Your time has come and gone, you're dinosaurs that have out lived your usefulness. If indeed you were ever useful to begin with. I propose that everyone with over 1000 posts and has been here for at least 2 years (With a few exceptions of course) should be banned from the boards. :lol

Shit, most of you fucks weren't funny to begin with, some the recent newbies have been throwing better shit at me than most of you fucking vets ever have. :lol

I've been asked "Why are you here?" several times, "What is the point of the posts?"

One only has to look up the definition of "Mocking"

1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.

2. To mimic, as in sport or derision. See Synonyms at ridicule.
3. To imitate; counterfeit.
4. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.

In terms that even YOU fucktards can understand, My "infantile" posts, my "redundant" use of similar themes, and "Prepubesent insults" are all merely a reflection of the entire board.

In other words I'm mocking you fucktards, who believe you're ALL being original when in fact most of you have ALL proven how dreadfully unoriginal you are! :lol

How many threads are bascially just variations of the "You suck"/"No, YOU suck" theme? Like 90%. And if they don't start out that way, they become that way. My threads just cut through the bullshit.

Now all that being said, the fact that you fucktards still insist on posting in my threads rather than ignoring me, amuses me even more, because you'll all basically proving my point.

Okay, well I'm sure I'll get a LOT of amusing assumptions of myself, a half assed personality analysis and more predictable insults because you fucktards can't seem to STOP yourself from responding to me. But, how about you try proving me wrong, and ignoring me?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Now amuse us my little fucktard monkeys! :lol
:obey :obey :obey :obey :obey

[Matt Harty]

IM POSTING QUICKLY TO PROVE I DIDNT READ A SINGLE THING OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID MADMAX

[Spectre X]

I'm just posting to say the same thing.

[Pub Lover]

No reading here either.

[GADZOOKS]

Like I read ANY of his post in the first place.

[Spectre X]

Hey Max.

No reading here
And no reading there.
It seems to me
Like there's no reading
Anywhere.

[Sethomas]

I read to the point where the irony was made evident that easily half of the replies in his threads he generates himself. Masturbation at its purest.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't read any posts in this thread yet because I NEED this to be another long thread AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

[FartinMowler]

I didn't read it... >: shut the fuck up >:

[Geggy]

just give it up, guys. please accept that mad max have won and move on already.

[Anonymous]

No reading. Yeah I REALLY believe that one. :rolleyes

Interesting tactic though. Shows that you fucktards have improved at least somewhat... :bow

However, you still fucking fail and you fucktards still continue to prove my point. :lol

But I'm glad to see I can still count on you fucktards to be as predictable as ever. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Hey, the guy that never ceases to say "fucktard" can count on us to be predictable http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif

[ArrowX]

YAY ILLITERACY!!!

[AChimp]

Mad Max is the best poster ever.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: (Sigh) You'll never get it, fucktard.

Seth: Actually as you can see, half the posts in my own threads aren't by me, they're by you fucktards who constantly choose to try to make sense of it all or throw lame attacks. Work on those perception skills fucktard.

In any case, you fucktards CONTINUE to prove my point though. :lol

[Matt Harty]

Maybe if you responded to the posts by us with something other than "fucktard", we wouldn't have to repeat ourselves and make your threads 20 pages.

So quit your "you guys say the same thing" crybaby act, nobody cares.

I'm boycotting your threads from here on out, I advise everyone else to do the same, although I know Esuohlim won't be able to handle himself with such a burden.

[AChimp]

You finally understood. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Actually as you can see, half the posts in my own threads aren't by me

So if half the posts aren't by you, then that means that the other half is.

So, in other words, you just proved Seth correct.

ALSO I WILL TELL MATT HARTY TO SHUT UP, AND THEN ACTUALLY NEVER POST IN A MAD MAX THREAD AGAIN. FOR REAL THIS TIME. :(

[eggyolk]

max ur gay >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you know Max, the more you post, the more idiotic you become.

Keep it up, douchbag...

[darkvare]

too lazy to read but you must write it revolucion :)

[Big McLargehuge]

I HAVE A POINT TO PROVE, ON THE INTERNET >:

[Sajuuk]

:3

[Anonymous]

:lol

I'll just address the main fucktards in this pack.

Matt: Actually you're doing the crybaby act, by whining that I say "fucktard" all the time. I'm merely mocking the fact that you fucktards are doing the same thing without realizing it. Think about it, you're the ones who choose to post in threads and be annoyed. And the tired old line that you're saying "Nuh uh I'm not annoyed!" is obviously false.

Cosmo: Interesting that you of all people should say that considering you were just voted the biggest fucktard on here by your own kind. :lol

Esuohlim: Wrong again, if you noticed, I've only posted 4 times in this now 23 post thread, and many of my other threads are similar.
Its simple math fucktard. Learn it.

And this thread jumped up a lot since the last time I posted, so again, you continue to prove my point.

It'll be interesting to see if you'll REALLY stop responding though. And Esuohlim, this means ALL your equally unfunny characters.

And this time fucktards, show some fucking will power and don't respond. PROVE that you're not annoyed, PROVE that the posts don't have an effect in ANY way. Its very simple. Ignore.

If you pass this little test, I'll give out 15,000 experience points for ALL your characters and you can move on to the next level...

:lol

[Mike]

Oh come on and admit it you scrawny little bags of shit. Mad Max's threads are better and funnier than anything you could post. If that ain't the truth, then prove me wrong. I'm bored enough to read some more of your "entertainment".

[Matt Harty]

MIKE YOURE SO RIGHT, GOOD THING YOURE TRYING TO CREATE A LITTLE MORE EXCITEMENT AROUND HERE!

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13259

[Mike]

I know! :)

...uh yeah that should have been a PM. :(

[Anonymous]

Matt: Sorry but your rogue character doesn't get 15,000 eps. In fact as a penalty you lose 5 intelligence, putting you at 1. You're now a gibbering fucktard. Roll a new character. Your current one is now a NPC under my control.

Seth's cleric character gains one level. (You still suffer from the "suicidal" flaw though)

Esuohlim's wizard character gains one level and his familar GADZOOKS gains two extra hit points.

Mike: Your Paladin's "prayers" to the I-Mock Gods have continued to go unheard. Lose 4 more faith points, and gain the "Whiney little bitch" trait. :lol

[Mike]

I'm supposed to be mad that you said this right?

[Carnivore]

I can't shake this feeling of déjÃ* vu....

[Anonymous]

Mike: Your continued whining has now angered the I-Mock Gods, lose 5 more faith points, and as punishment you have been stripped of your Paladin status until you atone for you bitch boy ways, you also have been fucked in the ass by an Archon and forced to wear a humiliating tattoo on your head, saying “Bitch of the angels�. Take an additional 20 points of damage.

Carnivore: Your fighter has been mysteriously teleported away from the party, to the I-Mock Halls of Redundancy. Here in these torturous halls you are forced to hear the lamest jokes repeated over and over by 100,000 fucktards. Roll for a sanity check.

Matt: I have ruled that Esuohlim’s “Blowjob of Intellectual Restoration� ritual he performed on you has brought your rogue back from gibbering fucktard status (barely) so there’s no need to roll a new character.

:lol

[Mike]

Count me out of your futile and nerdy rituals, Max. I could kick your ass hard enough to wedge your colon between your cheek bones.

[Anonymous]

:lol

Mike: Too late fucktard, you're posting in this thread. By the way your pathetic attempts to insult me, won't make the other fucktards accept you. Besides you already attempted to suck up to me earlier in this thread, in some vain attempt to tick off the other fucktards because you're a whiney pussy who desparately needs acceptance.

You failed your saving roll. Take another 20 points of burning Archon jizz damage to your rectum fucktard.

:lol

[Zomboid]

:lol

[Mike]

Umm.. wrong. I don't give a shit what any of the pricks and bitches in this forum think and I've stated this clearly before. As much as you wish it were true, I wasn't attempting to suck up to you, I was saying what I thought and still think. Your threads are entertaining.

And I really could and would kick your ass as long as you are over 21 (legal consequences). That's not really an attempt at an insult. I'm sure the trauma surgeons in the ER would have an amusing time removing your long-forgotten dildo collection from your brain.

[Matt Harty]

LOL @ MIKE FIGHTING MAD MAX.

MAD MAX MAKE HIM CRY

OH WAIT :lol

[Mike]

GOOD GOING THERE MATT!! KEEP WAVING THOSE POM POMS LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!! :)

[Supafly345]

This is warm crap warehouse, where nothing is ever cool.

[Matt Harty]

GOOD GOING THERE MATT!! KEEP WAVING THOSE POM POMS LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!! :)

http://www.druckers.com/cry.jpg

[Adolf Hitler]

Mike that was horrible. You really hurt the poor fellow. You should be ashamed of yourself and what you did!

[Supafly345]

Fucking Jew

[Adolf Hitler]

Man, you're a rude walker. A RUDE WALKER. >:

[GADZOOKS]

ADOLF HITLER, WHAT A CHARACTER :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

GADZOOKS MORE LIKE LOVESLUKE. :rolleyes LUKE PERRY. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[GADZOOKS]

More like Adoofus Hitler

[Adolf Hitler]

MORE LIKE ADOOFUS HITLER. >:

[GADZOOKS]

More like Don't Make Me GAGZOOKS

[Adolf Hitler]

GADZOOKS MORE LIKE RADZOOKS. :rolleyes YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE RAD. :rolleyes EVERYONE HERE IS SO STOKED TO SEE YOU. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

I KNOW I AM! :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

YEAH I KNOW. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

RIGHT? :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

UM HUMM. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

HEY MAN WANA BE FRIENDS :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

SURE. :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

NO DON'T, ADOLF

[Matt Harty]

THIS ISNT WORKING OUT :rolleyes

[Adolf Hitler]

I DONT WANT TO BE FIRENDS WITH ANY OF YOU HOSERS. :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

HEY MATT, SHOULDN'T I BE BANNED YET.

Don't break your promises.

[Adolf Hitler]

GADZOOKS IS REALLY PROFESSOR COOL INCOGNETO.

[Supafly345]

Are you one of the returning "banned" Adolf?

[Adolf Hitler]

RETURNING BAND? YES I AM WITH THE PIXIES. :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Professor Cool loves the pixies,its probably him

[Adolf Hitler]

You caught me in the act. :(

[GADZOOKS]

I don't know, i mean adolf.

I think maybe rongi, with a blend of schimid,

[GADZOOKS]

You arent crunch though, his ip was banned. :(

[Adolf Hitler]

Who are these guys?!?!?!? What are you talking about!?!??!?!?!

[GADZOOKS]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Adolf Hitler]

SOME PEOPLE LIKE DIAMOND RINGS.

[Anonymous]

:lol

Ha Ha! More PROOF that my fucking threads are the coolest shit on here and you can’t stay away fucktards!!! :lol

Mike: that’s no way to talk to your idol. :)

Okay let’s roll for damage.

Mike: Okay the Archon has successfully torn a hole in your rectum with his celestial jizz. This has had an interesting effect; apparently a gate way to the fairy world has been created. Every round you have a pixie or fairy come flying out of your ravaged asshole. If you take a shit, there’s a one in five chance a gnome will come out. However since you’re bringing more good creatures into the world, your Paladin status has been given back. :)

Matt Harty: You’ve developed an obsession with Esuohlim’s blow jobs, this coupled with your borderline gibbering fucktardism, causes you to have to make a check each round. On a 1 you’re unable to contain yourself and you MUST try to mouth fuck Esuohlim. No saving throws. :lol

GADZOOKS: You’ve broken your vow fucktard! The Mad God laughs! :lol
Take 50 points of hypocrite damage fucktard! Since this is your wizard’s familiar Esuohlim, you also take half damage.

Supafly345 and Hitler: I am sorry but there is simply no place for Anti-Semitism in my campaign. Please leave fucktards. >:

(And I thank all of you fucktards for continuing to prove my point)

:lol