What do girls look for in guys?

[Methuselah]

Ok I am going to mold my pasty body into the perfect man all I need to know is what things do you girls look for in a boyfriend? So help a lonely guy out.

Oh and do girls go for good guys or do they really like the bad ones more?

[Perndog]

They like the bad one.

And it's not all that important what you look like, as long as you are neat and clean. The last girl I dated liked short hair, bare chests, and ripped abs. The girl I'm seeing now likes long hair, hairy chests, and soft abs. Verdict is out on facial hair.

Just be supremely cool and confident. That's all it takes. You won't win them all, but you'll get enough.

[the[Hitman]]

wallet/penis size.

[Jixby Phillips]

fags

[Supafly345]

Seriously, girls want power. If you come off as powerful, you can get just about any girl. OF course there is more to it than that, but what they look for, is mostly power. That is why women go for money, because it makes a man look powerful. Confidence. But looks go into it too. Better looking guys are often more confident, and women like that. Of course they go off looks for the first 5 minutes that you meet them, but as long as you don't become offencive in appearance after, they will be happy.

PS, women will tell you that they want sensetivity and quiet guys if you ask them. But the truth is that they don't know what they want. I do.

[AChimp]

THIS THREAD HAS SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS. THANK YOU, INTARWEB! :picklehat

[Matt Harty]

GIRLS WANT GUYS THAT WONT CHEAT ON THEM, THATS WHY YOU SEE ALL THE HOT GIRLS WITH THE UGLY GUYS

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I SWAER TO GOD, GIRLS DIG MICROPHONES

[ArrowX]

ask fartin hes married to.....something.

[da blob]

supa's right - reptilian brain / hormones driven girls want power. Nature wants a female to be attracted to the dominant males, the one who's more likely to have successful genes to pass on (in term of evolution) and provide security for the progeny's raising.

Now, some people try to live above this state. Not that much, actually.

[CaptainBubba]

Fortunately for those not born into fortune, the addition of some vascular walls under that manly lair of skin we have does wonders to jumpstart the instinctual "Power lust".

http://photopile.com/photos/titisonfire/family/133659.jpg

Money=power is bullshit. When we evolved to appreciate power, currency had not yet been invented. Food was currency. You got food and sutinence in every sense with the power at that time, which was strength and cunning. If you have muscle and you are able to hold a job you meet the requirements. A surpluds of additional money or resources would of course be noticed and appreciated, but its far far overvalued by the suppressed and horny middle class male population.

Aside from that, being interesting, flirtacious, and confident will get women to notice, symmetrical bodies will subconsiously draw woman to you, and being nice, faithful, and caring will keep them with you.

Ohh I forgot to mention that if you're ugly you need to lower your standards to just about one league below you. If you're good looking then act completely disinterested and do nothing but ask for sex. it'll be shortlived, but I gaurentee it'll work and she'll totally hate herself for dating you for the rest of her life. (You'll be a permanent mental scar! How cool is that!)

[Anonymous]

These comments and more in Sylvester Stallone's new dating novel, available at Borders books and Barnes & Nobles nationwide.

[Brandon]

I have it on good authority that chicks like out-of-shape guys; either scrawny or obese.

Poverty is a big turn-on.

Oh, and they LOVE it when you obsess over them and take things way too seriously.

[AChimp]

:lol @ Chojin

[CaptainBubba]

I once aqquired food poisoning from a scone in a Starbucks located in my local Barnes and Noble store. You wont find any of my line of dating related self help books there.

[Matt Harty]

oh shit bubba u were that guy who swallowed a whole banana in the pypt

[Cosmo Electrolux]

THIS THREAD HAS SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS. THANK YOU, INTARWEB! :picklehat

Mine too! Now I am a man!!!!!!

[Big McLargehuge]

all the girls i know really do like nice guys :( and they are all pretty too :(. I just think all the guys here are fags and hang out with the wrong girls :(.

[Dole]

No, all the guys here are nerds and dont know any girls.

[Supafly345]

Captain bubba overcomplicates it. Wear some serious bling bling, you'll see how many women start pawing you.

My secret is to act really gay (be pretty and dress like I just walked off a display table at nordstroms), and then reveal that I am straight after I have their interest. Gets them every time.

[Matt Harty]

No, all the guys here are nerds and dont know any girls.

I don't fit the I-mockery stereotype, I feel alienated. :(

[XBOXGIRL5]

What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.


Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.

[Big McLargehuge]

I haver a decent penis, decent


fags

[Carnivore]

Man-juice.

[CaptainBubba]

What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.


Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.

IF ALL THAT IS TRUE THEN WHY DOES YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND ONLY CARE ABOUT SECKS? :eek

Specify large. Most assume that means long. AM I RIGHT FELLAS?? ;) ;) ;)

[HickMan]

tits and a vagina

[the[Hitman]]

What I want, and most girls want is a guy that:

1.) Calls her at least twice a day to say hi.
2.) Has a nice body.
3.) Repects her opinions and thoughts.
4.) Has a large penis (optional w/some girls).
5.) Is truthful, honest, and loyal.


Follow those steps and you will never go wrong.

thats a little disillusioned dont you think?

i work too much to call some chick and say "hi babe lets fuck when i get home after a 15 hour day".

men can also respect a chicks feeling and thoughts and opinions as long as you dont comment on them which goes into the honest part.

chicks love to be humored. you cant tell some chick she looks a little bigger than she did the last time you say her or you would be dead. you cant call her a bitch when she is being a bitch because that leads into a whole different set of problems.

chicks have no idea what they want other than they want money and a big penis.

[FartinMowler]

I was reading up to where Arrow X said "ask Fartin"

I have wierd luck with women. MOst women don't like me. It's that preconcieved notion that I would never amount to anything and you know without my wife that might have been true :/ find a women that isn't lazy or put's you down if you want to explore things like anal sex or chasing ducks on the weekend :)

[Methuselah]

Well a lot of the information I got from you guys helps me out some but I still have been going after this one girl for over a year and she seems to always date assholes, and the current one is gay if you ask me but that was in a earlier thread of mine. I know at 17 years old I shouldn't worry about these things but hey I want my share of the pie as well.

By what you people have said I can tell you a few things about me that may focus the help you could give.

- I am 17
- I have a pasty white skin color
- I am pretty skinny but I am toned (as in I have a 6 pack and peck muscles)
- I wouldn't call my self ugly nor really hot
- As for ding dong I can't say it is big when it is only 6" long but I shave the area if that matters at all.
- I am a very nice guy.
- As for my clothing I wear lots of black and dark blues *note* I am not what you would call a goth just that my entire family wares black and I don't even listen to metal all that often.
- I have gotten many thumbs up from some girls about my deep blue eyes not sure if eye color matters but oh well.
- I don't smell
- I am not gay

Well thats somethings about me so do you think I have a chance with a good looking girl?

[AChimp]

About the same chance that a mouse fart has to make me scrunch my nose in a hurricane. >:

[the[Hitman]]

i can honestly admit i didnt want to know you shave your rod.

metrosexual scum.

[executioneer]

WOMEN NEED SOMEONE TO NAG
MEN NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM AND COOK FOR THEM
ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT, IS LYING TO YOU (AND PROBABLY THEMSELVES)

[sadie]

peck muscles. . .ding dong
:lol

[rook]

play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.

[Terra]

girls will fuck any guy with a guitar.

Hahaha no giving away the deepest most specialist secret to the puss rook that was taboo you'll get your ass banned if you continue to breach the sisterhood like this now all these guys are going to drive around with a guitar in their shotgun seat and get laid for no reason whatsoever am I right fellas?

[FS]

DID SOMEONE SAY GIRLS LOOK FOR A GUY IN THEM ALREADY, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT.

[Helm]

Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.

[Skulhedface]

play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.

I have it on great authority that this is not true.

For God's sakes, I'm a tattoo artist in a band that have a median average of 17 years musical experience per instrument and I STILL don't get chicks. And yes, I can play Sweet Child O Mine the whole way through, but why would I want to?

I suck. Leave me alone.

[rook]

mmm well then, at the risk of divulging more secrets of the puss, chicks will fuck any guy with an eyepatch. if you wear an eyepatch AND play the guitar, your life is one big fucking harem.

[Terra]

Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.

I can run a backhoe. I own an impact hammer. Black and Decker doesn't surprise me. The list goes on.

But a man that packs his own tools...

Tasty. :)

[Matt Harty]

Girls want so many things just so they have something to brag about to friends.

Because all girls are so needy and burst in on each others business, your gf will be bombarded with questions like "how often does he call?", "where has he brought you lately?" "blah blah blah does he do this does he do that?"

So obviously girls with less friends are less needy, probably ugly, and expect less since they've probably had few bf's.

Accordingly a majority of you guys will never have a gf.


Now go ahead and tell me that i'm wrong because the truth hurts so much.

[Terra]

And speaking of the truth, you really need to stop fucking your sister so much.

[FS]

Screw off. Matt is a prophet.

[Zhukov]

play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.

Any other instruments?! Does bass count?!

Turntables? :(

[Terra]

Screw off. Matt is a prophet.

Yes. Young children with disabilities usually are.

[FS]

You forgot to call him an incestuous gay virgin.

[Matt Harty]

I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED

[Dixie]

bass guitars only count if you have long hair and can/will play kvlt metal.

[Skulhedface]

I do not have long hair anymore, nor do I play bass, but I can play kvlt metal on guitar.

Sort of. Like... a 7 on a scale of 10.

Yeeeeeea. :rock

[da blob]

facial hair might make up for the long hair loss. sort of.

[Captain Goodtimes]

http://douglasfairbanks.org/douglasfairbanks/moustache.jpg

[Skulhedface]

In that respect, I'm made up for.

Haha, I'm rockin' the mile long goatee and some really friggin' big sideburns.

So I was gonna post some pics in the PYPH thread, but I have to perform a little webcam surgery first.

[kellychaos]

Pubic lice if the perspective is right.