Carbs

[Dr. V]

I swear if I see another resturant put out a "Low Carb" menu I'm gonna kill someone! I hate the word carb now. Damn Atkins, BURN IN HELL!

[Supafly345]

Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.

[Dr. V]

I'd say eat me, but I'm pretty high in carbs.

[Supafly345]

Huh? What on earth are yo-- oooh, I see. You are making fun of me on the basis that you think I am defending a diet that I practice. No, I just think that if someone is getting that irritated from a fucking diet, than they should be put away.
I may think the atkins diet is crap, but untill it starts breaking into my home and shoving pork cutlets into my face while I am in the shower, I'll have no reason to hate it.

[Dr. V]

No, just felt like saying eat me.

[Immortal Goat]

I hate it too, but for another reason, and here it is.

The Atkins diet can be more harmful that good. People can become very sick from it. And by looking at the collective stupidity of our society, these restaurants will be getting lawsuits about making them sick, just like people were suing McDonalds for making them fat. It is disgusting.

[Pub Lover]

It's the American way. >:

[Matt Harty]

People need carbs, i'm sick of America catering to the fat cunts.

[eggyolk]

the only carb that matters is under my hood, new KFC honey barbecue! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

oh eggyolk, you are a card :lol

[Dr. V]

Hey Gad, that was pretty funny on conan huh. Earths crust, what a fatty.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

People need carbs, i'm sick of America catering to the fat cunts.

:worship

[Matt Harty]

WHATEVER FATTY

[Dr. V]

http://publish.hometown.aol.com/harlempimptroter/images/heydude.gif

Now there's an effective way to loose weight.

[Matt Harty]

HAHA GOOD ONE DR VULSHITWITZ HERES AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT

http://blizzard.com/images/diablo2/diabloblood3small.gif

ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??

[Mockery]

Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o

[Dr. V]

HAHA GOOD ONE DR VULSHITWITZ HERES AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT

http://blizzard.com/images/diablo2/diabloblood3small.gif

ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??

Plus all that unnecessary blood, flushes out all the toxins.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o
you're going to laugh at all of the idiots that went on the Atkins diet and now have blocked arteries

[Matt Harty]

As long as you get enough excercise, you can maintain your weight and eat more calories than usual. Carbs are energy, when you burn them your body immediantly will start burning more calories and you'll lose some fat.

Eating to replenish the carbs wont add any extra weight other than muscle.

Diets are bullshit because no matter how intense and commited you are, once you've lost you're target weight you'll go back into bad habits.

"HAHA I LOST 30 POUNDS, LEMME HAVE SOME CAKE TO CELEBRATE"

[Esuohlim]

I've never found it difficult to lose weight. Everyone else must be doing something wrong. :o

[thebiggameover]

Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.

I want a secret moon base...
>:

[gh0st]

... without bandwagons, people who are uncapable of thinking for themselves would have no transportation for their worthless lives.

[Alive]

Carbs shmarbs, i watch the fat grams and calories from fat, not carbs or calories, its all in the fat....

[Pub Lover]

I watch nothing but the grease I stuff into my mouth.

19 inch waist! :party

[sadie]

people who are uncapable of thinking
:lol

[gh0st]

incapable* >:

[Drev]

Pfft.....carbs is just the word crabs spelled wrong. >:

[Dr. V]

Pfft.....carbs is just the word crabs spelled wrong. >:

Score one for Drev.

[Sethomas]

I've been losing a pound a day on Atkins since the beginning of the month. Another six weeks of this and I'll be back at my normal weight. Crazy pills made me fat. :O

And to fuck with anyone who thinks that it's just trendy. So's breathing, you schlampes.

[Dr. V]

I've been losing a pound a day on Atkins since the beginning of the month. Another six weeks of this and I'll be back at my normal weight. Crazy pills made me fat. :O

And to fuck with anyone who thinks that it's just trendy. So's breathing, you schlampes.

I stoped breathing cuz it was trendy. It was good in the beginning, but then the 50 year old women started doing it and it got old.

[sadie]

thank god you quoted that.

[ziggytrix]

I enjoy my irrational hatred of the Atkins diet. It works a lot better for me than an irrational hatred of people with different skin color.

edit: also, the cardboard cutouts of some shmuck holding a sign saying "EAT MORE PORK" and a bag of pork rinds that they had all over Wal-Mart corporate HQ irritated me to no end. of course, temping there had me pretty irritated to begin with.

[Drev]

I work at a buffet resturant, and I was workign the salad one night, and I heard these 2 stupid girls babbling about carbs:

Girl 1: Oh this looks good!

Girl 2: Don't eat that! It has carbs! Carbs are bad! We can't eat carbs!

I don't care if some people take the Atkins diet, but I feel that the diet if an ADULT diet, and not for stupid kids who think they can't eat carbs. >:

[Matt Harty]

Real dieters count calories, not carbs.

[punkgrrrlie10]

The whole exercise thing seems to just escape people.

[dreaddi]

But exercise makes you muscly, and people want to look stylishly underfed. So malnourishment is the key.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

then start starving yourself of stuff like water and air and start slitting alot more wrists >:

[Hobo Renee]

As a vegetarian (yeah, okay, get over it) this low-carb thing sucks so much for me whenever I got out to eat. Everything is now just meat and some nutritionless piece of crap vegetable like brocolli. Fuck you Atkins! I just want to eat bread and sugar all day long. You can't stop me!

[FartinMowler]

I walk between 4 to 7 hours per day. I eat everything and never gain wieght or have any health problems :/ I'm 5'11'' and wiegh 155. I fart alot though.

[Hobo Renee]

I sleep about 12 hours a day. La di da.