Perndog..

[liquidstatik]

I heard you were a satanist.. is it ture? :eek

[BlueOatmeal]

All I know about Perndog is that he won't pick up his godamn phone and talk to me.

[FS]

Don't bother him about it, he'll try and get all 'interesting.'

[pjalne]

FS, please tell me more about this 'interesting' I keep hearing about.

[Dole]

I'm more of a Homoskeptic

[kellychaos]

I < lisp > ssssseriously < /lisp> doubt that.

[kahljorn]

He's also a VAMPIRE.

http://www.vampiretemple.com/

checkoutthemessageboard*cough*

[AChimp]

Check out my comic, too. :(

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13244&start=25

[kahljorn]

Classy. You sho uld have a copy of the Vampire Bible for better mocking purposes...

The book is like something a 16 year old Gothic "Vampire" kid w o uld put together. Every once in a while they say shit like, "HAIL TIAMAT" and THEE AND THINE. It's a barrel of laughs.

THE DRAGON SPEAKS.

[Anonymous]

MOCK THEE NOT THE BOOK OF NOD, FOOLISH MORTAL :gay

[kahljorn]

THE DRAGON SPEAKS, HAIL TIAMAT, WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF UR. WORSHIP ONLY THINESELF.. AND THE UNDEAD GOD'S WHO RULE THIS WORLD.

[AChimp]

I have something better than the Vampire Bible. I have the DUNGEON MASTER'S GUIDE. :chatter

[Captain Goodtimes]

Guys, be easy on him, he's a WANNABE vampire. :lol

[bigtimecow]

I worship my ego and I worship my life

worship my ego. lol.
DAMN THOSE BLOODSUCKERS AND ALL THEIR GOOD QUALITIES

[Perndog]

I heard you were a satanist.. is it ture? :eek

Yes.

All I know about Perndog is that he won't pick up his godamn phone and talk to me.

I work during the day, champ.

And I must say that kahljorn, the suicidal guy(girl) who lives his life in a haze of a dozen different drugs and insists that he independently and constantly comes up with the most profound knowledge in the universe which only he can understand, is obviously the authority on these things, so you should listen to everything he says without question. You don't need my input.

[ArrowX]

YOu are? Wow I gues If your gonna go to hell you might as well join his undead legions :/

[liquidstatik]

:lol

[liquidstatik]

Seriously though, what is the point in worshiping satan? :/

[ArrowX]

Whats the point in worshiping god?

[Perndog]

Seriously though, what is the point in worshiping satan? :/

Do Taoists worship Tao?

No.

Do Communists worship Commune?

No.

Then why do you assume Satanists worship Satan?

[liquidstatik]

See.. God promises riches and mansions in heaven through worshiping him.

The prize in worshiping satan is to burn for eternity.

[liquidstatik]

Sa·tan·ism Audio pronunciation of "satanist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stn-zm)
n.

1. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites.
2. satanism Profound wickedness.

[ArrowX]

I don't really care.

EDIT:Who says you burn for worshiping Satan? GOD hes jelous.
Christians don't worship Chris >:

[liquidstatik]

That's why im talking to Perndog, and not you. :)

[Perndog]

Sa·tan·ism Audio pronunciation of "satanist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stn-zm)
n.

1. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites.
2. satanism Profound wickedness.

If a dictionary (with a definition that was probably written before Satanism formally existed) is your only source, I'm not even going to bother continuing this.

[Emu]

So far this is the most interesting topic on the boards right now :(

[liquidstatik]

Well, since I obviously dont understand the meaning of a satanist. Please explain.

[Perndog]

Since you're obviously interested in the topic, go educate yourself. I'll answer questions about myself, but I'm not going to spoon feed you stuff that you can find in a dozen places online. But I will show you where to look.

http://www.churchofsatan.com

http://www.satanism101.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism

[FartinMowler]

Perndog the evil :lol I have underwear that could be deemed more evil :/

[Emu]

AHH, RELEVANCE, HOW FARTIN HATH SHAT ON THEE

[Supafly345]

At the risk of sounding like someone that knows Perndog in real life, I should point out that most everyone that thinks he is in the forum's "uncool" bracket is a part of the "think they are funny when they really aren't" bracket.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Sa·tan·ism Audio pronunciation of "satanist" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (stn-zm)
n.

1. The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites.
2. satanism Profound wickedness.

If a dictionary (with a definition that was probably written before Satanism formally existed) is your only source, I'm not even going to bother continuing this.

Oh shit you got vampire served!



I wanna drive a steak through this fucking thread

[liquidstatik]

I never said he was uncool. I was just wandering if he was satanist. :/

[Supafly345]

Ah, I have no right to spoil the fun anyway. I just have an unsupported respect for people I believe are smart as or smarter than me.

[Perndog]

At the risk of sounding like someone that knows Perndog in real life, I should point out that most everyone that thinks he is in the forum's "uncool" bracket is a part of the "think they are funny when they really aren't" bracket.

:lol

I'm touched.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Expect a bouquet of roses and invatation to a gondola ride in your future.

[da blob]

I found several points I might wish to discuss / comment on, but it's 6 am and I don't really feel in the mood for deep thinking / complicated sentences arranging.
So later. If I still find it worthwhile.



(edit : "I found" = in the 101 website)

[Emu]

TAKE IT TO THE PHILOSOPHY BOARD GUYS :rolleyes

[Lotida]

EVIL DOERS!! >:

[Perndog]

Yeah, take it to the egghead board so most of the losers won't even notice the thread.

[Lotida]

Do you have a cool satanic name they call you at the meetings? Does it come with a cape?

[AChimp]

Did you not read my comic? :rolleyes

[Lotida]

You do something beside complain? You have a comic?

[AChimp]

It's about my desire to ban you.

[Lotida]

I would feel special but you bitch about banning everyone!! >:

Are we in the right forum?

[kellychaos]

Sounds like a religion based on selfishness. The compassion and empathy I feel towards other human beings fall more under The Golden Rule which, I think, inherent in people and has nothing to do with religion.

Another question. Doesn't the term "satanism" imply God and, if so, why would one choose "evil" over "good"? From what I've read which you provided, satanism doesn't really involve much of either entity. Why use the term "satanism" at all when it's more of an epicurial, pagan thing?

[the[Hitman]]

satanism is for angsty teens who cant deside who they want to worship but feel a need to go against everyone else.

being that christianity and religions of the same fold are in the lead right now, we get all these morons becoming satanists.

satanists who dont worship satan are a contradiction in themselves.

[Matt Harty]

Religion is boring.

[liquidstatik]

This thread used be informing. >:

[kahljorn]

A "travesty of christian rights"

The way I always thought of satanism, was it was less about satan himself, and more about satan the Concept. See, satan, or lucifer, was a person who defied God, and wanted all the power for himself. This is reflected in Satanism, as there is no worship of another, o nly worship of the self.
So it's not so much worshipping satan, it's being satan(the concept)..

The vampire thing i sjust silly, they act like all they say is abig secret, but all the rituals and "Techniques" that are in there is what any stupid person would do trying to steal energy from a person. I mean shit, the visualizations are so cheap, and all it really is is stuff involving the astral body... which is something ANYBODY who has read anything about energy manipulation would've figured out how to do, and I mean if they even read "Gumby's psychic guidebook".


And just remember, Pern, who told you what their little cheap ass hyper-sigil stood for, and you didn't believe them. WAS IT ME COULDN"T BE THEN WHO?


"The golden rule" is all a matter of Social Ettiquite, there's no such thing in nature. Do you see squirrel's greeting eachother? "Why, what a nice acorn you have there. I think I'll go find one for myself!" No no, they fight eachother over it. All animals do. That's the way shit goes. The entire, "PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY GOOD TOWARDS EACHOTHER" is absolute bullshit.

[Terra]

Is it time to move this thread to Loveline yet?

All this Vampire shit is turning me on.

Oh. And that Gumby comment was awesome.

[Sacks]

Oohhh... It's one of those greasy black hair and wear your sister's pants kind of things..... Well that's cool I guess.

[Perndog]

The vampire thing i sjust silly, they act like all they say is abig secret, but all the rituals and "Techniques" that are in there is what any stupid person would do trying to steal energy from a person. I mean shit, the visualizations are so cheap, and all it really is is stuff involving the astral body... which is something ANYBODY who has read anything about energy manipulation would've figured out how to do, and I mean if they even read "Gumby's psychic guidebook".

There are dozens of free sources on the Internet about psychic vampirism. If the stuff in the book were secret, it wouldn't be available for twenty bucks. The price is mostly for membership, not for the Teachings.

[ArrowX]

Exactly what do you do in satanism?

[Supafly345]

Go around telling everyone that you're a Satanist. That's pretty similar to what you do in all religeons really.

[ArrowX]

They probably have wild karosene soaked orgys

[Perndog]

ArrowX gets it.

[ArrowX]

yay satanism!

EDIT: Just the orgy part

[kahljorn]

lol, membership in their TEMPLE. How fucking fantastic, you can be associated with a bunch of fuckwits whose primary text is something written in the style of JRR Tolkien.

HAIL TIAMAT.
Fucking halfwits. They don't even know who tiamat is, they just used the fucking name cause it's a COOL DRAGON. WE GOTHIC KIDS LIKE DRAGONS, THATS WHY WE WEAR BLACK DRAGON SHIRTS AND DRAW PICTURES OF DRAGONS ALL DAY ITS SO COOL THEY BREATH FIRE AND EAT THE VILLIAGE WHORES.

[FS]

It's the dragon from Dungeons & Dragons!

http://www.zaksrealm.net/Screencap_Gallery/Bones/tiamat.jpg

\m/

HAIL RALPH MALPH

http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Dungeons_and_Dragons/Cavalier2.jpg

[Supafly345]

Oh you guys don't know anything. Tiamat was the three headed fiend of air whom the light warriors had to defeat in order to go back in time, only to fight its master "Chaos." And that is the whole legend of Tiamat.

[Perndog]

lol, membership in their TEMPLE. How fucking fantastic, you can be associated with a bunch of fuckwits whose primary text is something written in the style of JRR Tolkien.

HAIL TIAMAT.
Fucking halfwits. They don't even know who tiamat is, they just used the fucking name cause it's a COOL DRAGON. WE GOTHIC KIDS LIKE DRAGONS, THATS WHY WE WEAR BLACK DRAGON SHIRTS AND DRAW PICTURES OF DRAGONS ALL DAY ITS SO COOL THEY BREATH FIRE AND EAT THE VILLIAGE WHORES.

Just consider the source, folks.

Almost transexual. (more or less on a whim, from what I've heard)

Suicidal.

Drunk.

Stoned.

et cetera.

[Dole]

dude...most of the people here are drunk, stoned and suicidal. I should imagine a fair few are borderline transexuals also.

Its no diss.

[Karl Hungus]

SPOOKY

[Perndog]

That was for the benefit of anyone who agrees with me that those are bad things. Everyone else doesn't matter.

[bigtimecow]

why is hell or satan or satanism or whatever always interpreted with black, red, fire, you know, "spooky" stuff. for all we know it could be filled with clouds and sunshine.

[Emu]

Hell is where all your shit is deposited after it goes down the loo.

ALL HAIL :loo

[Guitar Woman]

Tiamat was a person on Graal, and he was a wimp too. I mean, shit, he was pwned by a taco. A FUCKING TACO! :lol2

[Captain Goodtimes]

That was for the benefit of anyone who agrees with me that those are bad things. Everyone else doesn't matter.

Yah, satan wouldn't approve of that :rolleyes

[Emu]

Tiamat was a person on Graal, and he was a wimp too. I mean, shit, he was pwned by a taco. A FUCKING TACO! :lol2

Nobody cares about Graal. Graal has always sucked and will forever suck.

[Alive]

boy arent you guys quite the "googlers"

yes hell is filled with sunshine, and fluffy white clouds, and big puffy pink mushroom seating arangments... :) j/k

[Helm]

Just consider the source, folks.

And that's what's called ad hominem. Go look it up on google or something. Kahl may be all these things, but it stands he generally knows way more about occultism than you (as I've gathered) and him being a drunk or whatever doesn't really impair his ability to call bulshit when he sees it.

And actually, considering the source, as you said, Kahl is generally positvely predesposed towards occultism (in direct contrast to my disposition), so it's even more telling that he doesn't give the vampire people any credit.

Maybe you should become a proper Nietszche-ist, the philosophy of whom is after all, the formal basis of all these 'life feeds on life' occult bulshit, and be done with it. No shame in not wearing a cape and fake teeth.

(ps I won't follow this thread (or any other, actually) so don't bother replying point by point and all. Internet cafes :()

[kellychaos]

"The golden rule" is all a matter of Social Ettiquite, there's no such thing in nature. Do you see squirrel's greeting eachother? "Why, what a nice acorn you have there. I think I'll go find one for myself!" No no, they fight eachother over it. All animals do. That's the way shit goes. The entire, "PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY GOOD TOWARDS EACHOTHER" is absolute bullshit.

Perhaps it has invaded me indirectly from religion but, I assure you, I'm not a religious person. I don't think that it's genetic or inherited trait but I do think that it is a socially learned trait that comes from thinking individuals having to live together harmoniously. As it seems to be part of most major religions, it probably evolved from first being a matter of social etiquette to later being absorbed into the indigenous religion to re-enforce what they considered, as thinking beings, correct behavior.

[Supafly345]

Why is kahljorn so determined to prove to everyone that he is far more fucked up than them?

[kahljorn]

"Why is kahljorn so determined to prove to everyone that he is far more fucked up than them?"

CAUSE IM A WINNER.



Tiamat is the chaos ocean, slayn by Marduk the "First King of Babylon". It's part of their mythology... he cut open her body, and formed the universe from her organs(sounds familiar). They were influenced alot by Sumeria whom i love to mention ;)

Also, despite Nietzche being an egotistical asshole, he said alot of cool shit.

I tell you: One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star.

[Matt Harty]

Because he suddenly decided to turn into a zany and random character.

[Perndog]

Just consider the source, folks.

And that's what's called ad hominem. Go look it up on google or something. Kahl may be all these things, but it stands he generally knows way more about occultism than you (as I've gathered) and him being a drunk or whatever doesn't really impair his ability to call bulshit when he sees it.

Yes, I attacked his character, which is ad hominem, and a much better persuasive tool than a logical one.

But I'm mainly attacking his credibility, because I think he spits out enough of his own bullshit to be in a poor position to judge anyone else's.

[kahljorn]

But when I spit out bullshit it's intended to be bullshit... and I just happen to be the one spitting the bullshit, rather than buying the bible of bullshit.

[Perndog]

No, you just rip it off because you're apparently too good to pay for anything.

[kahljorn]

I'm glad I did, too, cause if i bought that Shit I'd have to go BUffy and stake me some vampires.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Perhaps it has invaded me indirectly from religion but, I assure you, I'm not a religious person. I don't think that it's genetic or inherited trait but I do think that it is a socially learned trait that comes from thinking individuals having to live together harmoniously. As it seems to be part of most major religions, it probably evolved from first being a matter of social etiquette to later being absorbed into the indigenous religion to re-enforce what they considered, as thinking beings, correct behavior.

Nope. Inherited trait. Troops of monkeys will sometimes have wars with other troops and rape, plunder and kill.

[the[Hitman]]

Honestly, why are you defending vampirism when its totally fucking obtuse?

I know satan tells you to suck plastic dildos as worship but he doesn't tell you to buy heroin junkies anti-societal bullshit.

[FartinMowler]

But I'm mainly attacking his credibility, because I think he spits out enough of his own bullshit to be in a poor position to judge anyone else's

OH brother :fart

[Perndog]

I'm outta here. Later.

[bigtimecow]

you'll be back.


mwauahahahaha

[Captain Goodtimes]

He'll be back in 2 shakes of a bat's wing.

[kahljorn]

She's a good time queen of the highway.

[kellychaos]

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

[ziggytrix]

THE ONLY BIBLE WORTH READING IS THE ILLUMINATUS TRILOGY AND THEN EVEN ONLY IF YOU'RE REALLY STONED AT THE TIME.

[ziggytrix]

PS

Real satanists are very anal because the devil is in the details.

[Terra]

But they don't necessarily take it up the butt, am I right? Like it's okay to be *into* the detail but not to the point that your up in thee tail.

Okie doke then.

[kahljorn]

FNORD

[ziggytrix]

psssh, fnord programming wore off back around the same time blue M&Ms were "introduced". the new word people can't process is . µ. .