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Sam
Jul 30th, 2004, 05:33 PM
By the ghost of a cell phone. I feel it vibrating in my pocket sometimes. EVEN WHEN I DON'T HAVE MY PHONE. :eek

It's creepy. :(
da blob
Jul 30th, 2004, 06:52 PM
or your dick might have gained autonomy
Emu
Jul 30th, 2004, 07:34 PM
That's not your pants, that's the tumor in your leg :(
FartinMowler
Jul 30th, 2004, 07:53 PM
It's probably your leg twitching :/
Terra
Jul 30th, 2004, 09:22 PM
Maybe your dick is possessed. Probably you should call a Priest.
Supafly345
Jul 30th, 2004, 09:34 PM
Your pants caught vibrate from your phone.
Terra
Jul 30th, 2004, 09:37 PM
Nobody calls him because he has a dictaphone and that's nasty and leads to cheese buildup.
WaterLilly
Jul 30th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Dr. Lilly says: "Crabs, definately crabs..."
Guitar Woman
Jul 31st, 2004, 01:05 AM
This is why Cell phones are eBil! PURE FUKIN EBIL! THEY HAUNT U FOR ALL ETERNITY! :puke LOL BARF SMILEY!
Jixby Phillips
Jul 31st, 2004, 01:11 AM
you are tedius.
Dirksen
Aug 4th, 2004, 01:16 AM
That was my penis. I'm very sorry.
MLE
Aug 4th, 2004, 01:44 AM
sam, my side does that when i don't have my cell with me, sometimes. it's not just you :(
executioneer
Aug 4th, 2004, 07:38 PM
DIRKSEN OMG :eek
Studio8
Aug 5th, 2004, 12:35 AM
get a new dick
Zee Kay
Aug 5th, 2004, 11:16 PM
I'm sure there are exorcists out there who specialize in clothing articles for you.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 5th, 2004, 11:23 PM
get a new dick


A vibrating dick isn't really a bad thing...
Anonymous
Aug 5th, 2004, 11:32 PM
You're mis-labelled.
Evil Robot
Aug 5th, 2004, 11:34 PM
This is bullshit.
ThisIsWitty
Aug 6th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Witty bullshit.
Crimson Ghost
Aug 6th, 2004, 05:47 PM
I had some pants once. Then they were stolen by a tribe of nomad squirrels who were bend on world domination. I was only lucky that I escaped with my life. These squirrels were crazy! There was one squirrel, his name was Randal, who whould jump in the air and make this buzzing sound as pounced upon me. Then there was Betty, she was the looker of the group. She had eight of the most beautiful nipples I have EVER seen. She was in love with Randal, so with one swing of a branch I took Betty's head off. The other squirrles took off, but not Randal. He was happy that Betty was dead and he gave me some pills of some sort. He also told me him name was not really Randal and that he was a human reborn as lord of the nomadic squirrels. He had overdosed on pills while online one day, and then WHAM... he was a squirrel. I took the pills and started to walk down the street with Randal. Suddenly his fellow squrrels surrounded me and demanded my pants. I refused and they were upon me. One grabed my pocket knife, while the others took my pants. The squirrel with the knife told me to leave of he'd "cut me". So, I left. To this day I wish I had two pairs of pants.
Evil Robot
Aug 6th, 2004, 05:54 PM
There will be an "accident" in the ocean when we get to kingstown.
Crimson Ghost
Aug 6th, 2004, 05:57 PM
Shut up, you died in the car crash. Dead robot's can't talk.
Evil Robot
Aug 6th, 2004, 05:59 PM
You have AIDS
Crimson Ghost
Aug 6th, 2004, 06:00 PM
You have no batteries. Which is like robot AIDS.
Crimson Ghost
Aug 6th, 2004, 06:03 PM
http://www.goshen.edu/record/photos/11.13.03/black.jpg This is Randal
Captain Goodtimes
Aug 6th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Is this from your pilot for the sitcom Married...To Commitment, guys?
kellychaos
Aug 7th, 2004, 01:10 PM
My dick used to shiver when cold and that's much like a vibration. Then I bought a dick sock and my problem went away. Good luck.