good Riddance

[FartinMowler]

Hobo Renee and all your nerd face friend :die

[HickMan]

DAMN YOU :(

[FartinMowler]

Don't worry there are lot's of nerd faced geeks to replace them :/

[Supafly345]

Fartin, you are an okay guy as long as you aren't trying to act like you are 20 or brandishing your mystical bag of fart jokes, but it is putting your nose in things like this that makes people hate you. And even though I think you may enjoy it, I don't think I can take one more bad joke making fun of you and your kids.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Go puch your wife fartin

[FartinMowler]

Fartin, you are an okay guy as long as you aren't trying to act like you are 20 or brandishing your mystical bag of fart jokes, but it is putting your nose in things like this that makes people hate you. And even though I think you may enjoy it, I don't think I can take one more bad joke making fun of you and your kids.


You know what? take a side or not... Just say either you liked Hobo Renee or not. I have no nerd club to join for you, so if you want to be a nerd then PM her and do what nerds do (video tape each other doing "banal" things) I picked that word just for you.

[ziggytrix]

~Join the Nintendo Fan Club today!~

[Supafly345]

Wow, either he didn't read what I wrote, or he is really really shitfaced.

[FS]

WHATCHU CALL ME *hic*

[FartinMowler]

I'm not shit faced :/ I have a really bad flu :( I'm medicated.

[HickMan]

Isn't it about time to change your title?

[Rez]

You know what? take a side or not... Just say either you liked Hobo Renee or not..

:lol

[ziggytrix]

just do SOMETHING... or not

[James]

Fartin is not permitted to make threads for something that there is already an active thread for.

He should be banned. Along with his 7 other names.

[Helm]

Fartin is not permitted to make threads

That's good enough for me.

[dead_pigeon]

How 'bout

Fartin is not permitted

[Helm]

How about you shut the fuck up 'cause Fartin is 10 times more interesting than you?

Right.

[dead_pigeon]

Ok, shutting the fuck up...

[Helm]

I didn't expect that to work, seriously.

What's with all the complacent newbies as of late? Do they think this is some sort of hazing ritual that if you endure you'll be allowed in on some secret club? People attack you because you're stupid and chances are, if you endure it sometime next year they'll get bored and ignore you from there and on. That doesn't mean you got in any club, nor that you're any less stupid.

If you're so eager to please, then it would please me if you left this forum and never returned, jerk.

[eggyolk]

whats with the newbie bashing? when did this become "your" forum?

[DeadKennedys]

whats with the newbie bashing? when did this become "your" forum?

Amen. Goddamn, you're not your fucking post count or join date. What the hell makes you think you're any better than the next idiot? You're not.

[Helm]

This is my forum, because when you click on the FAQ the first thing it says there is : "Hi. This Forum belongs to Helm. Just to clear this out for any jerk that wants to be a smartass. Ok? Ok. "

Hey eggyolk, say something absurd why don't you?

And DeadKennedys... uh.. DeadKennedys. Ok. Fuck you, man. Obviously this place is ALL about the post count because the longer you've been here, the more punishment you've had to endure and so only the ssstrong survive to become true internet 'vets, you moron! Only Carnivore got away with no one taking a good shot at him, it beats the hell out of me why! I'm better than you because I could - at any time - metaphorically mangle your bones in pleasing shapes and post metaphorical pictures of the various configurations here much to everyone's metaphorical amusement so metaphorically fuck off.

So, any more questions or exasperated declarations of moronity by any more of you assholes?

[DeadKennedys]

Punishment? What the hell are you talking about? ASCII torture? In all the years I've been on the internet, the only punishment I've seen is goatse, tubgirl, and the like. No matter how much you'd like to think so, your little pussy remarks don't "punish" anyone, nor do anyone else's.

Mangle my bones? Was that supposed to be intimidating? You've resorted to emptry threats? You're truly a sad character.

[FS]

I must concur that Helm is indeed better than you. Shut the fuck up and fuck off. And take your icon based on a two year old commercial turned into a gif and stolen from some other forum with you.

It's disturbing that you idiots are actually starting to question the fact that everyone here that matters seems to hate you. Because you see, that's the way it happens. Newcomers take a verbal beating until they either show enough brains and balls to cause the other mockers to respect and maybe even like them, or until they realize they're spending half their day posting on a board where everyone hates their fucking guts. The latter used to have as a consequence that they'd leave, the logical course of action. But because you're all just sticking around now like a growing clump of gumwads, too hard-headed to realize what people are telling them, the regulars throw in the towel and try their best to ignore you so that not every post they make has to be "shut the fuck up." Helm's just taken a stand for the old tradition again since it's coming to the point where there's more people we can stand than people we like.

In closing, eat me, you dull ass.

[Carnivore]

Only Carnivore got away with no one taking a good shot at him, it beats the hell out of me why!

Because everyone recognized my inherent awesomeness from day one. :meat

[MLE]

Alright, before any of you newbies post in response to Helm or FS, i just want you to know that neither of them spoke english as their first language, and they both know it better than all of you.

[Anonymous]

Alright, before any of you newbies post in response to Helm or FS, i just want you to know that neither of them spoke english as their first language, and they both know it better than all of you.

That still doesn't change the fact that they're fucktards though.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

congrats madmax you actually said somethign funny :lol

[Anonymous]

congrats madmax you actually said somethign funny :lol

Congrats MetalMilitia you have over 200 posts and still haven't.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

Congrats MadMax you are a fucking asshole. :fu

[Anonymous]

Congrats MadMax you are a fucking asshole. :fu

Congrats MetalMilitia for pointing out the obvious, fucktard. Now remember to tell Mommy about it, so she can put a big gold star on your forehead, right before she puts on your rubber pants.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

The star goes on the chart on the wall not my forehead. dumbass.
I will soon have enough to get a A-Team commemorative fridge magnet. That will wipe that smile of your face you fucking fuck.

[Anonymous]

The star goes on the chart on the wall not my forehead. dumbass.
I will soon have enough to get a A-Team commemorative fridge magnet. That will wipe that smile of your face you fucking fuck.

I CAN'T WIPE THE SMILE OFF MY FACE YOUR MOM IS DOING TO GOOD OF A JOB OF SUCKING MY DICK, FUCKTARD!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[MetalMilitia]

we should really have a seperate thread to insult each other in rather than hijacking everyone elses. but for the record....

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR MOM.. JOKES GOT OLD ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO. FUCKFACE.

[Anonymous]

we should really have a seperate thread to insult each other in rather than hijacking everyone elses. but for the record....

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR MOM.. JOKES GOT OLD ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO. FUCKFACE.

SO DID YOUR MOM'S PUSSY BUT ITS STILL GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE ENTIRE RAF TO STICK THEIR OL' JOHN THOMAS INTO!

:lol

AND I WASN'T JOKING ABOUT YOUR MOM SUCKING MY DICK, FUCKTARD!

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Mom jokes don't work if we hate our moms, stupid.

[MetalMilitia]

Go fuck yourself with a rake.

[MetalMilitia]

oops, that was directed at madmax.

[Anonymous]

Mom jokes don't work if we hate our moms, stupid.

Well shit I don't know Metal on a personal level like you obviously do Mil! How the hell was I suppose to know that?

Did he tell you this "vital" information, when you were both in the heat of passion and he screamed out your name and said you made him feel safe from the clutches of his horrible mother? Or did he just say it in passing when your were sucking his dick?

:lol

[AChimp]

OMG you are so original. :(

[Esuohlim]

This is the Internet, Mad Max. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

A Chimp: OMG You are such a fucktard!

This is the Internet, Mad Max. :rolleyes

WOW I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT, FUCKTARD! :rolleyes

Ah this is just like the old days... :)

:lol

[Crying Baby Jesus]

God you suck Fartinmowler.

[Esuohlim]

It's the goddamned Internet, Mad Max.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

god you suck internet.

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: And you're a goddamnned unfunny fucktard.

ArrowX: the only one sucking is you, fucktard.


EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We're baaaaaaaaaaack! :lol

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Hows about I come to your house with a 9 iron ad beat your fucking head in with it?

[MetalMilitia]

Hows about I come to your house with a 9 iron ad beat your fucking head in with it?

can i help?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

much obliged

[Anonymous]

ArrowX: What, the same 9 Iron that you shove up your ass, fucktard?

MetalMilitia: Stop sucking ArrowX's dick fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
In these fucktard dark ages of I-Mockery, we're the beacon of order!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

dickbag

[Anonymous]

ArrowX: Jeez you fucking suck at this, fucktard. Congratualtions! Today you are a vet! :lol

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:obey :obey :obey :obey

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Thats it I'm brining the 3 wood so Militia can have a turn too

[Anonymous]

ArrowX: What, you and Militia are going to take turns being the bitch, instead of you just taking wood up the ass all the time?

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
:bestthread

[Crying Baby Jesus]

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/6126/dzf003.jpg
Elmo Is most displeased with you Mad Max

[Jixby Phillips]

aaaawwwwwww!!! thats a cute cat!!!!!!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I live in fear of that damn furry little love ball >:

He has given me more scars than I care to count (in the area of 30-200)

[Anonymous]

HAHAHAHA! Another thread for the underworld! :lol

[eggyolk]

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/HillArc20010405/HercHades.jpg

Welcome to the Underworld!