We need to bring back the phone number fun!

[BlueOatmeal]

C'mon I haven't got ANY fucking calls and I've been forced to hang out at Little Five Points and give change to the homeless for idle chit-chat. So please help a guy out by letting him hear the voices of all you lovely people. My names Larry! :wink

[Terra]

I would give out my number but nobody will call me.

[Sethomas]

317-966-2121

I keep my phone off during class.

[Esuohlim]

Terra if you gave out your number I'd call you 20 times a day. Even at three in the morning. I wouldn't fucking leave you alone.

[Terra]

Gee Milhouse, your all heart! :)

[Esuohlim]

JK

[FartinMowler]

416 688 9828 You can leave a message on my cell phone :/ I turn it off at night.

[BlueOatmeal]

you guys are suppose to call ME!!!

[Terra]

But your the one who wants to talk to people. You call us. :)

[MLE]

BO, you already called me, but for anyone else who wants to but is too lazy to bring up the old thread: 410-967-1963

[Supafly345]

I think blueoatmeal is the only one who used the phonenumbers. And I don't wish to talk to someone with their mouth full.

[BlueOatmeal]

Give your number Terra and I'll give you a ring.

[Raize]

What, are you all faggots who can't find enough single homosexual men that you have to give your phone numbers out on a god-damn forum?

[MLE]

i've been dating Chojin for a year and a third. i'm just bored. i can't speak for anyone else, though.

[BlueOatmeal]

I hope there is protected secks going on. If you want to tell me details about it, you know my number.

[Terra]

Oh oh. Don't let Chojin read this. :chatter

[BlueOatmeal]

Wheres that number Terra? You know you want to give it to me.

[Matt Harty]

this thread isnt pathetic at all

[BlueOatmeal]

I did call Farty and I left a message but I don't think he liked it.

[Dixie]

703-549-4287
we don't answer the phone so prank call our amswering machine. i need the entertainment!!!

[nothing4buddha]

530-417-1415 prank me too, me too! :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

I called blue oatmeal and some nerdy faggot picked up the phone so I must of got the wrong number.

[sadie]

Did you know...?

One out of five children has been sexually solicited online

Joshua F. Finer, MBA - President, Software4Parents.com

>:

[BlueOatmeal]

I called Budda once and it made me feel dirty in a good way.

[BlueOatmeal]

Sterotype called me tonight at like 1:40 am. He was drunk as a motherfucker, it was funny as hell. He wanted me to guess who it was and I failed. He also said I had a southern accent.


WHY IN THE GODAMN FUCK CAN I NOT EDIT?

[ItalianStereotype]

Georguh, to be precise, suh.

[Anonymous]

Terra, she meant bored in relation to people calling her, not in relation to our...relationship.

OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S TRUE :tear

[Terra]

I'm calling her to find out. You know, GIRL TALK style. :lol

[ItalianStereotype]

fuck you, she already has a girl talk buddy.

[FartinMowler]

Thank you to whom ever phoned and left a incoherant message :/ Here's a piece of advice. When you leave a message speak clearly, like this Hi my name is ........ I'm from I-mockery and wanted to say...... and such, not "Uh, I guess this is a message machine and I Uh, don't really know what to say". :rolleyes

[tenno]

people call my phone and get TEH PRANKSTER BWHAHHAHAHAHA

[nothing4buddha]

:eek who called me today?

[Sam]

ME. :(

[Dole]

go on then, give me a call. I am booooored (+44) (0) 20 7766 7321

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

666-666-0666

[FS]

665 NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST :SATANIC

YOU SHOULD PUT THAT ON A TSHIRT

[HickMan]

330-788-3601

Call me love ;O

[MLE]

most of the people i would enjoy talking to live outside of the US, such as Helm, FS, Achimp (who has a canadian accent ;>), Dole, and a few others ;>

so far, the only people i really talk to in person or on the phone from imock is Carnivore is God, and ItalianStereotype. they're pretty awesome. Schimid is awesome too, but he got himself banned, cause he couldn't stop coming here. :<

[ItalianStereotype]

Oatmeal, why the hell did you call me at 6 a.m.?

[MLE]

cause you called him drunk off your ass, instead of calling me, like you always do :<

[ItalianStereotype]

I didn't talk to you that night? I could've sworn that I did.

[Bob DA retard]

760 955 8479

Ask for Bob.

[Anonymous]

no

[Helm]

62100644833553467893458660346834 or something

[Rongi]

cell: 1631-521-1888

dont call now though cuz it's not on :(

[BlueOatmeal]

Oatmeal, why the hell did you call me at 6 a.m.?


I was drunk with my friends and I wanted to let you share my experience. Then I decided that maybe you may not have wanted to hear me being drunk.

[Terra]

Okay.

Cell is 417-838-6523. But NO drunkee calls! I can never understand people who slurr their speech and if I'm in bed I'm not picking it up! I have to be at work early in the morning. :)

[BlueOatmeal]

Thank you to whom ever phoned and left a incoherant message :/ Here's a piece of advice. When you leave a message speak clearly, like this Hi my name is ........ I'm from I-mockery and wanted to say...... and such, not "Uh, I guess this is a message machine and I Uh, don't really know what to say". :rolleyes


Dammit that was me! You were supposed to call me back. Its too late now so don't even try.

[whoreable]

long distance costs money for me yall :(
so sorry guys!

[HickMan]

BlueOatmeal called and my mom was like wtf who was that and i said somebody from i-mockery and she was like wtf he could be a internet predator :(

[BlueOatmeal]

It was funny. I hope you finished cutting the grass.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

780-539-3431

[Jixby Phillips]

HERES MY PHONE NUMBER

[whoreable]

good talking to you mr phillips!

[HickMan]

It was funny. I hope you finished cutting the grass.

I did! In record time, too!

[BlueOatmeal]

OH SHIT GUYS! Terra called me :love What a fantastic day!

[Matt Harty]

You must lead an exciting life.

[Jixby Phillips]

w/e

i do hate you, feind

[BlueOatmeal]

Why? I've given nothing but sweet wholesome love to these boards.

[Blake Stamper]

Heh heh, you wanna know my number? I know I'm new an all but you can call me If you like, maybe tell me how things work here.

The numbers 502-543-5726!

[Terra]

Blue Oatmeal was really sweet. I'm sorry I missed your call earlier. I'll keep my cell phone with me tonight. That way if anybody cares to be verbally abused by me like Blue Oatmeal was, I'll try to keep my reputation maintained.

But if anybody wants phone sex, they are going to have to use Paypal. >:

[HickMan]

F THAT S >:

[Big McLargehuge]

hey hickman, i am stroking your tits

[HickMan]

Oh I like it. I'm kissing your nuts.

[Big McLargehuge]

FAG

[FartinMowler]

Having someone sing "YOu are my sunshine" on my message machine was nice on a Monday morning :/ I hope some parent doesn't get a phone bill because of it though.

[BlueOatmeal]

Fuck guys; Terra wants me! I can see it in the way she types.

[Dixie]

thank you for your incoherent message i too recieved, 2 hours before i had to get up and go to work. from now on the ringer will be turned off at night if i can help it.

[Terra]

Fuck guys; Terra wants me! I can see it in the way she types.

But tell them how mean I was to you too. :) :lol

[James]

I just got off the phone with Terra. I came two times, and then cried for about a minute.

[Anonymous]

DID SHE VERBALLY BASH YOU LIKE I HEAR SHE DOES HAHA THAT TERRA'S A REAL TOUGH NUT I TELL YA :lol

[Terra]

He had PAYPAL. I love a man with "incentive." I came too bayybeee! :love

[ThisIsWitty]

What do you people talk about with each other?

[James]

Me and Terra talked about where we'd like to stick things into other things.

Then I did a munchkin voice from Wizard of Oz.

[Terra]

Call me and find out baybee. :)

[LegoLars]

I'd call but im stupid and don't know the US country code..

[Karl Hungus]

its 1, as in AMERICA IS #1, WHOO GO TEAM. GOOD HUSTLE

[Terra]

Your operator can help you with that. :)

[Anonymous]

All of you are REALLY listing your phone numbers in the hopes that I'll dial up and call you a fucktard, aren't you?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

someone talk to me please.

[Terra]

I'll call you and I promise I'll be nice. If you want. :)

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I don't want to talk to a shitstorm. Be too disturbing

[Terra]

:lol

[BlueOatmeal]

Thanks to Terra I know the limits of what the human rectum can take. Also various domesticated animals, such as, dogs, cats, ferrets...Well you guys get the idea.

[Terra]

And all that was a freebie. You didn't need PAYPAL for that. :)

[Zhukov]

I actually feel left out.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Heh, I don't think anyone here remembers me, but my number is 205 799 8576. Pranks are always welcome after 9 pm

[James]

I remember you. :/

[liquidstatik]

Long distance is money. :(

sry guys.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I remember you. :/

Aww, I didn't think anyone would!

[whoreable]

i remeber when i was the admin and i banned you!

[Terra]

Did you get demoted? :confused

[Anonymous]

i remember std. i still have you on my buddeh list ;<

[Helm]

Goodbye and thanks for all the crabs.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Yeah, that was a fun time. My surname for my user is gone now. I still have you on my list pop'n.
How has everyone been? I have been super busy!

[executioneer]

no-one ever called me lol

[Anonymous]

that's not true i know emily did

[HickMan]

Blue Oatmeal called and asked for Bertha. He asked my (OMFG) mom for Bertha :(

[Terra]

Your name must be Bertha.

[BlueOatmeal]

Don't you tell all the internetters what I said to you Hickman. That stays between me and you.

[BlueOatmeal]

Terra, Im ready for some more over the phone verbal anal abuse. Call me! :wink :smoothpimp

[Sicktodeathmx]

No one ever called meh :(

[BlueOatmeal]

I dont know if it was anyone here but someone named Jennifer called me last night while I was asleep. I got the messae so I called back and left a message on the machine. Phone tag is fun.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Ha ha! That was me :)

[BlueOatmeal]

That was a good message. Mine was terrible. But I was tired as hell.

[executioneer]

honk honk

[executioneer]

do 0 it kev 10 ;(

[James]

CIG needs to post her number again, since we never got to have our phone sex. :(

[executioneer]

its on the first page of the thread you goofball

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

911

[executioneer]

do 0 it kev 10 ;(

[executioneer]

yall suck at secrats