jesus loves you. refinance now!

[sadie]

what kind of moron would deal with a company based solely on its religious affiliation? oh wait. . . :O
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[Sethomas]

You really just work for them and want commissions. :(

[AChimp]

By "helping you find the best lender," they really mean "find a Jew that they can beat up in a few years." :(

[FS]

I refinance for the Lord!

[mburbank]

Hey, I got a Christian Home equity come on! Is this some kind of scam, or are they for real?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Christian Marital Aids, Inc.....they have these "annointing oils" and special "manna".....and butt plugs. :)

[Burger Lord]

so, what if you don't qualify for the Jesus loan? Does that mean Jesus really dosen't love you and you're going to hell completely in deb?

[Immortal Goat]

Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!

[kellychaos]

You have to admit that it IS an interesting angle and that there is bound to be a few freaks that will fall in line. :worthashot

[The Damp Moose]

> We'll match you up with the BEST provider based on
> YOUR NEEDS, and we will do it the Christian Way,
> using only Chritian Lending Principles.


:/


Chritian Lending Principle? And just what is that?


And what's the Christian way?

[kellychaos]

Verse 14. "And He found in the temple those who were selling oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers seated at their tables."

The temple in Jerusalem was a building where people in Israel went to worship God. Men were selling animals that were to be used as sacrifices (substitutes) for sin. Other men (money changers) were cheating people by charging too much money for the "temple shekels" (a special kind of money) used to buy the animals.

Verse 15. "And He made a scourge of cords, and drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen; and He poured out the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables;"

Jesus saw the money changers cheat the people (verse 14). As He stood there, He made a sort of whip out of ropes or strings. He started swinging it at the cheaters and drove them out of the temple. Jesus threw the money and the tables onto the floor. God does not want people to be cheaters and take advantage of others.

Verse 16. "and to those who were selling the doves He said, ‘Take these things away; stop making My Father's house a place of business.’"

We should not be in God's house for money. When we are in God's house (a church or a temple), we are there to love God and learn about Him. The money changers (Verses 15 & 16) had turned God's house into some kind of "business" or "store." Jesus told them to "stop" doing that.

[The Damp Moose]

Collection Plate >:

[kellychaos]

I put a cookie in it once because I thought that Jesus would like Oreos.

[Sethomas]

Collection plate

Heating bills. :die

[The Damp Moose]

Is it a sin or something to make change with a collection plate?

[FS]

THE DAMP MOOSE HAS SPOKEN!! :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

:lol :/

[Burger Lord]

Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!

..I lost my job because of Hot Topic, and thankyou for bringing up a painful subject goddamnit, well not really I never liked that job anyway. And I think the high school kids wouldn't think I'm cool anyway if I did wear that shit. Besides I don't hate my parents and I actually know what Flogging Molly is, so I don't qualify...
and my sig came from a night of making fun of my neighbor who has a restraining order on him from his underage girlfriends parents, his life is so white trash it's it should be on tv.

[Mike]

There are already so many "look I got spam" threads. It's no longer funny.

[Anonymous]

Just like someone I know!

[Stardrowned]

:puke :wank

[ThisIsWitty]

I got a Frosty from Wendy's and it was sour I think someone pissed in it or something.

[Immortal Goat]

Burger Lord, did you get your signature from one of those HARDCORE Hot Topic shirts? Cuz if you did, then that's HARDCORE!!!

..I lost my job because of Hot Topic, and thankyou for bringing up a painful subject goddamnit, well not really I never liked that job anyway. And I think the high school kids wouldn't think I'm cool anyway if I did wear that shit. Besides I don't hate my parents and I actually know what Flogging Molly is, so I don't qualify...
and my sig came from a night of making fun of my neighbor who has a restraining order on him from his underage girlfriends parents, his life is so white trash it's it should be on tv.

How did HOt Topic cause you to lose your job? In all seriousness, btw. NOt insulting.

[Burger Lord]

The mall management closed down a KB Toys I worked in so they could use the space for a Hot Topic in some damn "bring the teens back to the mall" program, thus firing all KB employees...same thing happened to a waldenbooks across the hall too, with a Hot Topic-ish place called passport.

[ninja wolf]

But kelly chaos I put a lot of valubalues in one room of the church. BTW a few years ago some robbers broke into a church and took a crap on the bible.

[Immortal Goat]

The mall management closed down a KB Toys I worked in so they could use the space for a Hot Topic in some damn "bring the teens back to the mall" program, thus firing all KB employees...same thing happened to a waldenbooks across the hall too, with a Hot Topic-ish place called passport.

That sucks. They took out our Suncoast to put in a Hot Topic. :(