masturbation guilt thread (christian msgboard)

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http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=123358&page=1&pp=25


i fell last night
http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pout.gif


:lol

[BlueOatmeal]

Godammit. I know I'm going to hell. I just finished masterbating right before I read this. Godammit. Please save me lord.

[Anonymous]

you're creepy.

[Anonymous]

I just came across this thread and have to commend all you people on your honesty.I have struggles in this area also.And surprisingly I hate to tell all you single people but I only started to feel this way after 4 years into my marriage.Before then I was bacically pure.Sex or anything of that nature never interested me.It wasnt until we installed the internet that I was suddenly exposed to a whole world of temptations I had never faced when I was single.My problem however is more of wanting to feel desired by men and craving there attention.I think Ive always been THAT way but just died to those feelings when I got saved.It also doesnt help and I hope Im not being too graphic but my husband doesnt have the same sex drive as myself which makes it twenty time harder and puts pressure on the relationship.Usually its the other way around.But yeah I have the same thing goin on and some days its so intense you could scream.But I try and ask God for strength on those days.

- Lotida

http://store1.yimg.com/I/americanlifeleague_1809_3398281

[Big McLargehuge]

Jesus Christ, i jerk off less than most of those little christ monkeys over there.

[FS]

http://www.rapturereadythreadkillers.net/Threadcomments/chocolate.jpg

URL: rapturereadythreadkillers represent.

[the_dudefather]

if god diddnt want us to masturbate he would have put our -naughtybits- on a hard to reach place on out back. or covered the palm of your palm with spikes

[Dole]

Fucking speechless. 'Losers' does not describe it adequately. Christianity is the ultimate terrorism.

I WANK FOR/ON THE LORD

[DeadKennedys]

http://biblia.com/jesusart/jesus-heart-9.jpg

Sacred Heart of Jesus I trust in you :lol

[FartinMowler]

MadMax wrote The other day my mom came in my room and something dripped from the ceiling onto her shoulder

[LNSICPantitude]

"The ironic thing with me is that it's scarcely a sexual thing with me. I don't look at porn. I hate porn. But I like looking at pretty girls and imagining being with them [not in an intercourse sense, because I'm also ridiculously anti-nudity, but more of a playful thing], and that leads to... err... well, yeah."


what the fuck? is jesus anti-nude?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

he had those holes in his hands for a reason....

[HNICPantitude]

I fell this morning. There was a Gimme A Break rerun on and I couldn't help myself. The sound of Nel Carters thighs scraping together caused an unquenchable lust that I could not overcome. I feel good now, but I hope that I may someday find my salvation.

[Terra]

He had holes in his feet too. I guess that was for kicking people in the jujubes, yes?

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fell again! im such a idoit! http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pout.gif

Praying..............

[Cosmo Electrolux]

he practiced yoga....in the lotus position, he could slip his willy in.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Does anyone here think that an all powerful god who controls universe and everything in it, gives a fuck if one idiot jerks his gherkin?

[liquidstatik]

Yes.

[FS]

I can't imagine what these people are going to do on their wedding night. Finally fuck their frigid wives like beasts under the excuse that they're making babies, or lie absolutely still in unisex pyjamas, kept awake only by a raging hard-on they can't do anything with?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Christians wear special pyjamas? I know mormons wore special "sex prhibitive" undies, but Christian Pyjamas? Do jews have special clothes?

[HickMan]

Jesus Christ, i jerk off less than most of those little christ monkeys over there.

lol :eek I didn't think masturbating was a sin!

[liquidstatik]

Am I the only one that goes to church? :(

[HickMan]

I go every now and then :(. But I don't have a specific church that I attend every sunday :(

[Dole]

I got to the CHURCH OF WANKING every single day.

[James]

Do jews have special clothes?

http://www.cympm.com/tochelm.gif :lol

[Killer Manatee]

http://www.postfarm.net/uploads/hahajesus.jpg

[FS]

I was going to register there and post "I fell again... :(" every five minutes, but they have their admins approve registrations, so it became too much work.

[kellychaos]

God jerks off to abstinence. That's what rain is. :)

[The Damp Moose]

We as Christians are told to cut off whatever keeps us sinning. For if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out, for it is better to enter the Kingdom of Heaven with one eye then it is to enter Hell with both. In essence, thats what I will be doing - amputating my computer from my life. It is causing me to sin, and I must cut it off.



:lol

[kellychaos]

Certainly easier than cutting off his whooha. :/

[FartinMowler]

from a sex question site :)

I'm a chronic masturbator, and have been since I was nine (yes I started very early). I've only used my left hand for the 10 years I've been at it, so I've developed a slight, but very noticeable, curve to the right. Is there some way I can correct this? I've heard that pumps work but is there another way?

[Sam]

Shouldn't it curve to the left? :(

[HickMan]

I use both hands. Does that mean I'm healthy?

[Terra]

No. Your using both hands to look for it. :)

[BlueOatmeal]

I use one hand to wank and the other one to dig into my back.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Only mutants don't curve.

[Captain Goodtimes]

You people are spineless.

[AChimp]

My right bicep is totally huge from jerking off.

:buff

[executioneer]

god damn FUCKING loveline forum you horrid fuck fuckers

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why exactly fucking FUCK newbies read the rules and guidelines goddamnit virgin fuck FUCK i'm so mad hate hate hate grrrrrr

[executioneer]

i'm the i-mockery forum police :x

[Geggy]

my prayers goes out to all of you oh yes praise the lord

[HickMan]

No. Your using both hands to look for it. :)

What am I looking for? :(

[Mr. Oysterhead]

A purpose to life.

[Lotida]

I wonder if my girlfriend will use the pink strapon or the huge black on tonite? Oh well, either one will do! I wonder if my boyfriend will do that cute thing with his balls again? I love it when they slap my face.

- Chojin

[Anonymous]

GET IT?

- Jamesman

[Supafly345]

I am a christian that masturbates a lot. So I am going to join.