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The Retro Kat
Oct 18th, 2004, 07:55 PM
TRIGUN SUCKS FAGGOT

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 18th, 2004, 07:56 PM
I really Like Retro Cat Now

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 18th, 2004, 08:16 PM
he is a roadblock to the cause, and the only roadblock we need right now is some guy dressed in faye's outfit (http://man-faye.mooniidx.com/index.php?page=1)

HickMan
Oct 18th, 2004, 08:16 PM
GUYS LETS STOP BEING FAGS. IT'S WHAT THE ANIMES WHAT US TO BE.

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 18th, 2004, 08:51 PM
OMG hes right! Everyone resist the urge to dreess in shiny Red trenchcoats, gell your hair and point a cardboard pistol at passers while calling yourself the red hurricane!

HickMan
Oct 18th, 2004, 09:04 PM
I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about, just stop acting like a fagit >:

LacrimansTaurne
Oct 18th, 2004, 10:47 PM
My submission (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/Lacrimans/gritty.jpg). It's graphic, the image was taken from one of those anime-snuff sites that willie posted :x
You were warned.

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 18th, 2004, 10:54 PM
Crap like that usually comes with a political message, but I don't get this one

Anonymous
Oct 18th, 2004, 11:37 PM
ernasty and spaz, you go on another fucking tangent about metroid prime and how badly you want to cornhole link, and I'll see to it you stick to the GameFAQs forums from now on.

Anonymous
Oct 18th, 2004, 11:53 PM
oh yeah i guess that didn't make any sense if I don't explain that I just deleted like a page of BLIP BLOOP crap about how far various fags can get in 'wind waker.'

thebiggameover
Oct 19th, 2004, 12:27 AM
i was wondering what happend in here...
:/

LNSICPantitude
Oct 19th, 2004, 08:54 AM
blip bloop

James
Oct 19th, 2004, 03:33 PM
I'm the only one bringing the funny anymore. :(

adeptninja
Oct 19th, 2004, 10:55 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~dbejgraham/DDAAFps.jpg
my first photo shop and yes i have great grammar didnt feel like fixing it.

ziggytrix
Oct 20th, 2004, 11:47 AM
I'm the only one bringing the funny anymore. :(


fuck's sake, could you be a bigger douchebag? >:

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 11:53 AM
he has a reputation to live up to

Out of all the mid-card submissions, i like adeptninja's the best

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 20th, 2004, 12:37 PM
Why, because he has a fucking beer bottle in the image or something? >: Why are you people so against cosplay anyway? :/ There's nothing different than that from people dressing up as characters to go to football games or any other sports event for that matter. :)

ziggytrix
Oct 20th, 2004, 12:58 PM
Nevermind James, your douchebaggery pales in comparison to Crystal's.

FS
Oct 20th, 2004, 01:00 PM
Why, because he has a fucking beer bottle in the image or something? >: Why are you people so against cosplay anyway? :/ There's nothing different than that from people dressing up as characters to go to football games or any other sports event for that matter. :)

Oh, I'd like to see you say that to someone actually dressing up to go to a sporting event.

Though you probably wouldn't be able to finish your sentence before many homophobic feet grind your assbones to powder.

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 01:57 PM
In all fairness, I-Mockery fully endorses a hearty slap on the rump as a reward for good performance.

Helm
Oct 20th, 2004, 02:17 PM
Ok obviously the deleted posts theory seems to be correct as chojin said he deleted a bunch of posts the other day and now we have a new premature empty page. At least it seems we know what's causing it. Maybe.

James
Oct 20th, 2004, 04:26 PM
fuck's sake, could you be a bigger douchebag? >:

Calm down, sizzle tits. I'm just saying I'm the only person still entertaining the image portion of this thing, except for some people who, if I may say, just aren't fucking funny.

Not to say that I seriously think I'm all that great. I just want more picture submissions.

ziggytrix
Oct 20th, 2004, 04:50 PM
more like belaboring than entertaining. >:

at any rate, i'm glad you think you're funnier than arrowx or whoever the fuck CBJ used to be. i just happen to disagree.

ziggytrix
Oct 20th, 2004, 04:54 PM
pretend edit: oops, thought adeptninja's pic was CBJ's. that's what i get for posting on the sly from work. :(

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 20th, 2004, 05:17 PM
I'm the only person still entertaining the image portion of this thing
but none were ever entertaining or funny

MLE
Oct 20th, 2004, 05:45 PM
i think that fatty's have been the best so far. i want more from him.

James
Oct 20th, 2004, 06:14 PM
I have it documented that people said mine were funny. :(

So instead of just saying mine are or are not funny, try to some yourself. We need to keep the pictures coming.

sports
Oct 20th, 2004, 06:16 PM
I have it documented that people said mine were funny.



You are not funny >:. But the jokes you say are.

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:28 PM
James' aren't bad at all. Retro's I'm not posting, partly because most of them are homophobic and partly because they're crafted in ms paint.

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Half my posts are homophobic :/ and have Kellychaos commenting right after >:

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:35 PM
Uh huh. But you don't represent i-mockery.

James
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:42 PM
I just went back about 5 pages or so, and the only other recent submissions I'd seen was one by ArrowX and one by Supafly.

And Supafly's was funny.

So I stand by my comment about being one of the few people continuing to provide actual entertainment value through pictures for this thing.

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:43 PM
:rolleyes Who cares? I don't want to buy your crap or meet you at some stupid I-mockery festival of freaks. I have more balls and brains than most of you, so eat me.

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:48 PM
Uh, what? I said I wouldn't put Retro's images on the site cause they're stupid and gay and not funny, and you said that you are also stupid and gay and not funny, to which I replied that you aren't going on a web site.

So unless that was for James, I don't understand where all this hostility is coming from.

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:53 PM
James? I never pay attention to James...I was just kidding about the homophobic thing and then you insulted me by saying that I don't represent :/ I alway's have a piece of me that know's that I will never be accepted into your group of Elite :lol

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:56 PM
I don't represent i-mockery either on this forum, you tard. The only person who DOES is mockery.

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 07:58 PM
As a moderator you represent I-mockery. You can edit and in some small form control the board making you a representative. Dumb ass :)

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 08:00 PM
By that logic, you have no reason to be upset when I tell you you don't represent the site, then.

But regardless, I was talking about retro's images on the official web site, and saying that we didn't want those pictures to represent us. Same thing for the first image I posted with the melted woman. It has nothing to do with tenure or how many internet enemies you have.

You know what? I'm tiring of trying to explain this to you. Shut up.

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 08:26 PM
:lol I wasn't really listening to you :/ I'm in the middle of doing my snow plowing contracts.

Drev
Oct 20th, 2004, 08:27 PM
There needs to be ads that are endorsed by celebrities. That's the only way people will take us seriously. :)

FartinMowler
Oct 20th, 2004, 08:39 PM
Ya those pictures where gross :( I was just being a prick.

Ninjavenom
Oct 20th, 2004, 08:40 PM
Goddammit, how does google show me so many pictures of asian chicks getting railed when all i look up is "cosplay" on image search?

http://terrorizer.home.comcast.net/ddaaf1.jpg

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 09:07 PM
OKAY FAGS LISTEN UP :picklehat

DDAAF.org is launching in 12 days to i-mockery. In the meantime, continue to post your badges and/or any wallpaper-sized images you might concoct in this thread and they'll be included to the site when it goes up. Also welcome are any testimonials you might want to add. Testimonials and wallpapers will be screened by me, so they have to be kinda good in order to make it up, but the badges can pretty much be anything as long as they aren't offensive in the wrong ways or just really suck. (For guidelines on what not to include in badges, just follow the forum rules)

So far we have 30 badges online, 6 testimonials, and 1 wallpaper. I know america is stronger than that, so let's get cracking! :eek

James
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Here's a testimonial for you.

I used to be an anime fan. Not a die-hard crazed fanatic, but I enjoyed my share of Japanese cartoon funjinks.

One day, I was skipping along the sidewalk, with a brand new anime DVD in hand. I couldn't WAIT to get home and watch it. But soon, my whole life would change forever...

In a flash of pain, I found myself hip-checked into an alley, face down in a puddle of what I hoped was urine-scented water. I slowly start to get back up. Whilst still on my hands on knees, I spot my anime DVD a few inches away. I reach out to grab it, but another hand comes into view, and takes it.

I look up, and see my assumed assailant. Traces of sunlight caught his face, turning his multiple pimples into a mass of pus-filled stars littering a greasy sky. A menacing grin of brace-covered teeth looked like a row of steel fangs, waiting to rip my flesh to pieces. As he stood up, my gaze went past his Dragonball Z T-shirt, toward his hand, where he brandished a pistol he must have gotten from his parent's closet. I could see my life flashing before me as he raised the barrel toward my direction...

"Is this all you g-OT?!" he squeaked at me.

My lips trembled and forced themselves open, but no voice came out. He flipped the DVD case over, and looked it over with his beady eyes.

"This doesn't even h-AVE any tentacles i-N IT! You NOOB!" His voice cut into my ears, like a bullet from his gun was moments away from doing. I couldn't speak. I couldn't think. All I could do was feel myself crying inside, and trying to accept my grim fate.

VVVRRROOOOOOOMMMMM!!

I looked past my attacker's massive body as best I could, as he struggled to twist his torso around to look for himself.

VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM VVRRROOOOOOMMMMM!!

Headlights sprang to life, blinding the gunman, and eclipsing me in the shadows of his planet-like body.

VVVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM SKRREEEEEEEEEEE SSPLORT!!

An explosion appeared before my face, as the headlight beams broke through his body, as did the bumper and most of the hood. Popcorn-sized bits of flab flew every which way, and streams of blood trailed behind. It was like a geek supernova, and it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my whole life.

I was frozen in the moment, internally thanking my vehicular hero.

And then the car door opened.

His right foot stepped out first, kicking an empty beer car out of the car, with it. The other foot followed, and then hands appeared to help pull him out. As he came out, another beer can was produced, spilling the remains of its contents onto the sidewalk.

"Ohhzzz.... Issa whazz humma gah dah?" The language of the GODS, I tell you.

I looked up in awe. My savior. My hero. I slowly got to my feet, my eyes fixed upon him, much like the apostles must have looked upon Jesus. My hands instinctively came together. Then again. And again. I was clapping, applauding this man for his service.

He spit up a little, as if to say, "Remember this day, my son. Follow the path to greatness."

And from that day on, I did.

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:09 PM
:lol

Anonymous
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:20 PM
Forgot to mention - people making badges, please including something that says "ddaaf.org" on it to save me the time watermarking it. If you also want to put a 1 pixel white border around the sides that'd help too, but that's a little too advanced for some of you fags >:

whoreable
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:22 PM
oh god that site is gonna be awesome.

I think James's story should be on the about page how ddaaf was started.

Ninjavenom
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:24 PM
I can't top that one, James.

MLE
Oct 20th, 2004, 10:43 PM
http://www.popnko.com/Emily/realitydream.jpg

FS
Oct 21st, 2004, 04:57 AM
:lol

I'll try and make a wallpaper or two if I can find big enough pictures.

Also, check out http://www.afaddnetwork.com/. Someone changed "Testimonials" to "Quotes & Stories." Someone's reading this thread, all right. :lol

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 21st, 2004, 05:56 AM
It's too bad you people can't put all this energy into making something positve instead of simply making fun of others. Can't you see that the AFADD is a good thing? If you don't like the site, than don't visit it. I told the AFADD about this message board and how you were making fun of them for no reason. It's such a shame that you people have nothing better to do! LOSER!

Are you also going to make fun of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers (MADD) too while you're at it?

Jixby Phillips
Oct 21st, 2004, 06:00 AM
I thought thats what AFADD did :/

Dole
Oct 21st, 2004, 06:34 AM
It's such a shame that you people have nothing better to do! LOSER!

You're using a singular term of abuse where a collective noun would have been applicable...I mean, what the FUCK were you thinking??!?

Yugi IS the bomb though, can't fault you there.

James
Oct 21st, 2004, 06:47 AM
You know, she really is making a good point. I didn't think about it that way before. :/








































http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/JamesmanX/DDAM.jpg

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 21st, 2004, 07:08 AM
You're using a singular term of abuse where a collective noun would have been applicable...I mean, what the FUCK were you thinking??!?.

Excuse me, LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok it's plural now, happy?

Sacks
Oct 21st, 2004, 07:19 AM
I was eating some popcorn and reading this. It was really good popcorn, I bought it from the boy scouts. That's right, this popcorn was for a good cause, and you know what you anime people did? You ruined it, YOU RUINED MY GOOD CAUSE POPCORN. Don't fret too much though, anime jerks, because the mothers helped ruin my popcorn too. Why can't you jerkbags just start up "People Against Drunk Drivers" or "The Drunk Driving Is Lame Club". WHY must you divide a nation that is already divided too much as it is?! You people are bastards! Dirty rotten bastards who aren't in it for the kids, or the old ladies who get nailed by cars everyday. No! You just want to be seen! You want attention! Why the hell else would have stumbled across this forum? CLEARLY YOU WERE LOOKING FOR MENTION OF YOUR LITTLE CLUB! You selfish bag of dumb!

Dole
Oct 21st, 2004, 07:22 AM
Excuse me, LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok it's plural now, happy?


To be honest I would rather have seen it placed within the context of its original sentence, or at the very least within inverted commas in the sentence above.

FS
Oct 21st, 2004, 07:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/JamesmanX/DDAM.jpg

:lol :lol :lol

Helm
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:24 AM
http://www.sylpher.com/helm/DDAAF2.gif

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:49 AM
Thank you Sacks! Finally someone with some common sense around here!

New acronym for DDAAF = Dumb Dicks Against Animal Farts!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dickless Dumb Asses Against Funny.com!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dickless Dumb Asses Against Fucking!
New acronym for DDAAF(S) = Dumb Dopes Against Awesome Fan Sites!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dopy Dips Against Address Fields!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dumb District Attorney Against Faggots!

Zhukov
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:57 AM
Dumb Dinosaur Anglicans Against Yugiisthebomb, you fucking tosser. You MUST be a character.

FS
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:58 AM
Oh man! To combat this insult, I think I'll register "YugiISNTtheBomb"!!!

That'll show you, you you... numbskull!

Zhukov
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:59 AM
Oh yeah: "take a chance, make it happen"

:lol

Bass
Oct 21st, 2004, 09:01 AM
Yo Yugi, I havern't known Sacks fo long, but I'm pretty sure he was making fun of your stupid little anime group, and really isn't on your side. You were correct when you said he had some common sense, however, you obviously seem to lack it yourself. (that, and a sense of humor)

Seven Force
Oct 21st, 2004, 09:03 AM
Thank god Bass ("Base") seems cool. He is after all, a megaman character. :)

ziggytrix
Oct 21st, 2004, 09:14 AM
It's too bad you people can't put all this energy into making something positve instead of simply making fun of others. Can't you see that the AFADD is a good thing?

The number of people AFADD has actually helped is probably a negative number. I mean you guys aren't raising money for drunk driving victims. You aren't raising consciousness. And you sure as fuck aren't raising the dead. DDAAF making something funny out of AFADD is probably the MOST positive thing to come of it!

Anonymous
Oct 21st, 2004, 09:51 AM
Thank you Sacks! Finally someone with some common sense around here!

New acronym for DDAAF = Dumb Dicks Against Animal Farts!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dickless Dumb Asses Against Funny.com!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dickless Dumb Asses Against Fucking!
New acronym for DDAAF(S) = Dumb Dopes Against Awesome Fan Sites!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dopy Dips Against Address Fields!
New acronym for DDAAF = Dumb District Attorney Against Faggots!
Wow, it's like we've been magically whisked away to an AOL Town Lobby :eek

darkvare
Oct 21st, 2004, 10:38 AM
i just have a question, does my badge is going to be in the site?
and can i get a title the same as "yugi is the bomb"? you know the ddaaf suporter one.

Anonymous
Oct 21st, 2004, 10:39 AM
I only gave yugi that title to piss him off and because he'll be gone soon enough anyway. You still have to contribute to the board to get a title.

And yeah, your badge is already on the site.

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 21st, 2004, 10:55 AM
It's too bad you people can't put all this energy into making something positve instead of simply making fun of others. Can't you see that the AFADD is a good thing?

The number of people AFADD has actually helped is probably a negative number. I mean you guys aren't raising money for drunk driving victims. You aren't raising consciousness. And you sure as fuck aren't raising the dead. DDAAF making something funny out of AFADD is probably the MOST positive thing to come of it!

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Anonymous
Oct 21st, 2004, 10:57 AM
Who the fuck does AFADD think they are, to advocate senseless violence against people for breaking the law?

FS
Oct 21st, 2004, 11:18 AM
Who the fuck do you think you are???

YugiIsTheBomb
Oct 21st, 2004, 11:23 AM
Who the fuck do you think you are???

How about you for starting this stupid campaign in the first place? Promting drunk driving as a good thing is THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER! You stupid idiots are all fucked up in the head, especially Chojin and his big ass head!

FS
Oct 21st, 2004, 11:26 AM
BUT WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???????

Jixby Phillips
Oct 21st, 2004, 11:26 AM
I agree, I think the average person who would happen upon this website would simply think its STUPID, they'll just shake their head and say "what a STUPID idea, why would I drinkdrive just to kill anime fans??? anime fans never hurt anybody?? id ont get it?"

MetalMilitia
Oct 21st, 2004, 11:31 AM
How about you for starting this stupid campaign in the first place? Promting drunk driving as a good thing is THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER! You stupid idiots are all fucked up in the head, especially Chojin and his big ass head!

ITS A FUCKING INTERNET FORUM THREAD. GET OVER IT.
I would imagine most people participating in this thread have no wish so see people getting killed by a drunk driver, however they do find the idea of anime fans against drink driveing funny and would like to extend the funnyness but creating DDAAF.

Jesus H Christ, some people take the Internet way to seriously.

sadie
Oct 21st, 2004, 12:27 PM
lol. i love the way that yugi person read that sacks person's post and thanked him/her for it.

adeptninja
Oct 21st, 2004, 02:32 PM
You know its funny yugi for calling us people with "no social lives" you spend a fair amount of your time posting back. It seems that you really care what we are saying so heres somthing for you to bitch about : ANIME FANS ARE AGAINST GOD
AFAAG new site look for it soon. This site will show the horrors of anime and how satan and anime go hand in hand if you go against this site you go against god....do you really want that?

Anonymous
Oct 21st, 2004, 05:14 PM
Coming soon from the people that brought you the AFADD:

Pro Wrestlers Against the Greenhouse Effect

PWAGEnetwork.com coming soon to a firefox near you!

adeptninja
Oct 21st, 2004, 08:44 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~dbejgraham/copsdd.jpg

Drev
Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:41 PM
The Greenhouse Effect WASN'T...MY...FAULT....but preventing it is! - Gene Snitsky

:(

Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:00 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~dbejgraham/copsdd.jpg
1000th anime fan "deed?"

EisigerBiskuit
Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:15 PM
sorry, it's dead, you lose

Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:19 PM
It looks like "deed."

thebiggameover
Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:30 PM
you look like "poop" >:

Guitar Woman
Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:35 PM
ha ha ha, my sides are splitting. :blah

Jixby Phillips
Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:28 PM
I wish MetalMilitia would go jump off a cliff

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:28 PM
Why not Father Spaz? Surely Metalmiliia is more valuable than him? or me for that matter you douchecock

CaptainBubba
Oct 23rd, 2004, 12:09 AM
I never much liked my step-dad. He was large, abrasive, and generally not pleasant to look at. His odor was a perpetual cycle of cheap hooker’s perfume and beer saturated vomit. It was pretty much a successful night at home if I managed to avoid a conflict or some mortifying quasi-sexual situation with him. Despite his numerous faults, among them alcoholism and pedophilia, I would have to say the most disturbing was his fascination, nay, obsession, with Japanese animation. I can’t count the nights I would come home from a friends house at a late hour to be greeted only by the harsh teal glow of a television on my step-dad’s greasy unshaved visage, accompanied by the shrill and indecipherable cry of Japanese 13 year olds.

My step-father didn’t normally hit me except when I looked through his stuff, so I associate physical punishment and actual pain with viewing the covers of Hentai DVDs. Apparently he was concerned that I was going to steal it because, “You can’t buy that shit in the U.S yunno.”

I can’t much say I enjoyed anime like he did. In fact the more he watched it the more I began to associate the very dregs of existence with it. Today I can hardly watch a minute of Sailor Moon without the image of a sweat drenched beer belly chasing me down an infinite hallway while my legs move slower and slower. I suppose he didn’t understand this though, or maybe he was just too drunk too care when he asked me to go to a Cosplay with him in 2001.

“ Come on, you kids like this shit don’t you? Theres girls in skirts everywhere. You like girls by now don’t you faggot?” he said, all the while clutching my shoulder in his meaty, gorilla like paws.

“Please don’t touch me”

“ Well either way you’re going. I can’t be Goku without someone to go as Gohan, plus your mom wants us to spend more time or something.” he trailed off mumbling as he began to drink another beer.

I don’t mind dressing up. My mother used to dress me up when I was younger, though I can’t honestly recall why or what I was dressed as. The only thing I really minded about being forced to participate was having to be barraged with what I now found painful imagery everywhere. Also I do not watch the show Dragon Ball Z and was not aware that the character “Gohan” apparently has a landing strip.

By the time we arrived at the Cosplay meeting my dad was beyond inebriated and well into being trashed. Still in the car we sat, an awkward silence filling the space between us. He began to weep.

“ What the fuck am I doing?” he questioned. “ This anime crap is shit. Its all just shit”

And without a word the car began to move again. Faster. Faster. FASTER.

CRASH.

I woke only to be greeted by the bodies of at least 10 men and women. One of them was my step-father. Dressed in a poorly constructed orange karate uniform now covered in crimson blood, I can truthfully say I was never more pleased with his appearance. I think I could even see an inkling of a smirk on his face. Perhaps in his mind, in his last dying moments he thanked whatever benevolent deity had bestowed alcohol upon him. For it proved to be his only escape from the world he had been thrown into. And with him he freed 9 other men and women, all adorned in large indistinguishable costumes with bits of cardboard and tinfoil.

I suffered only minor lacerations from the accident, but I suppose I sort of deserve it. My “Gohan” costume was awfully fucking ridiculous.








Also I think id be hilarious if we did a parody of those Drunk Driving commericals where they show home video of people killed in drunk driving accidents while they're at b-day parties at something. If someone just modified some cosplay video to black out and say the dates of their lives then transition to a witty and upbeat ending praising their death itd be awesome.

Lotida
Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:02 PM
I wish MetalMilitia would go jump off a cliff

Awwww.....someone feeling a little left out are they? :tear

Jixby Phillips
Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:11 PM
What?

FS
Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:29 PM
You crazy lesbians

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:33 PM
I liek how the whole network mainpage is dedicated to hating these boards as if were all one person

Anonymous
Oct 23rd, 2004, 06:08 PM
LOL

*** Special Message from the AFADD Staff ***

i.mockery.net, who has been making fun of the AFADD for quite a while now, will be spamming several message boards on the Internet. Their intent is to use our name, but link it to their new site instead, which will be making more fun of Anime fans who are against drinking and driving. Special thanks to Crystal for sticking up for us on their message board! To see exactly which message boards will be spammed by i-mockery.net in the next couple weeks, see this link:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15214.

i-mockery.net has even been so bold as to say, "The idea is to be subtle. Just make one or two posts about Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers, but set the link to go to DDAAF.org instead. Don't actually post them until the site has launched."

If you see any posts about the Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers (AFADD) on any message boards from the above link, you will know it did NOT come from us. If you're an Anime fan and you're against drinking and driving, than i-mockery.net is also making fun of you as well, and there's no sense in that! It's because of their site that direct linking has been disabled. We're proud of all the wonderful site members we have and the numerous support emails we've received!!!

Ninjavenom
Oct 23rd, 2004, 06:30 PM
I'd like to be the first in line to make love to me.

GADZOOKS
Oct 23rd, 2004, 07:03 PM
I forsee a group called Anime Fans Against I Mockery (AFAIM)

Helm
Oct 23rd, 2004, 07:38 PM
All of you anime faggots that are reading this thread. Come on out. Let's hear you zitfaced retards and your inane drivel. Tell us all about how yu gi oh almost kinda saved your life and dragonball was so there for you when no faternity would take you in. Tell us all about it while we BREAK YOUR INTERNET FACES

James
Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:22 PM
Fuck, they're on to us!

Time for our backup project: Dungeon Masters Against Luekemia

"This saving throw's for YOU, Luekemia patient!"

Anonymous
Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:36 PM
IT'S COMING!

http://www.ddaaf.org/

Crying Baby Jesus
Oct 23rd, 2004, 08:41 PM
Oh shit :lol

Lotida
Oct 23rd, 2004, 11:49 PM
IT'S COMING!

http://www.ddaaf.org/

Now that's funny!!! :lol

DeadKennedys
Oct 24th, 2004, 12:03 AM
Lol Lotida I agree lol :lol

The Retro Kat
Oct 24th, 2004, 02:33 PM
A movie you say?...

I may suck at photoshop, but Scru Agro and myself are pretty god damned good filmmakers.

Drev
Oct 24th, 2004, 05:31 PM
I remember seeing this animated gif from some anime movie i never saw. It showed this girl running across the street to see her firned, then she got hit by a car so hard, her head flew off and her friend caught her head. What I would do is show that, fade to white, and have "Live the dream. DDAAF" appear.

Ninjavenom
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:10 PM
Bump. You fuckfaces >:

Drev
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:11 PM
I was wondering when someone would. :(

Thank you. :)

ArrowX
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:12 PM
OMG POSTCOUNT

Mr. Oysterhead
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Do you ever shut up?

ArrowX
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:31 PM
my POSTCOUNT says it all you cockjockey

Emu
Oct 26th, 2004, 10:32 PM
and he has five hundred fucking more on that other faggot account he made

Anonymous
Oct 26th, 2004, 11:43 PM
He only made the other account to keep his post-per-day rate down. All the crap about him not being able to log into his primary account was some fantastic swerve he thought up while dining on his 7th pot pie that day in the cafeteria.

ArrowX
Oct 29th, 2004, 02:59 AM
no in all honesty the password I was using before for arrowx wouldnt work.

Guitar Woman
Oct 30th, 2004, 04:32 AM
Lol @ Chojin

From this day forward, let it be known that I am a DDAAF member.

Johnyy Darko
Oct 30th, 2004, 01:18 PM
There trying to fuck us with are plan
*** Special Message from the AFADD Staff ***

i.mockery.net will be "spamming" several message boards on the Internet intending to use our name, but link it to their new site instead, which will be making more fun of Anime fans who are against drinking and driving. Special thanks to Crystal for sticking up for us on their message board! They didn't like that so they banned her from making any more posts.

i-mockery.net has even been so bold as to say, "The idea is to be subtle. Just make one or two posts about Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers, but set the link to go to something else instead. Don't actually post them until the site has launched." Several posts have been made on various message boards already linking to our site now, but could be edited to link their twisted site instead within the next week or two. If you see this, please report it to that message board administrator. Thank you.

If you see any new posts about the Anime Fans Against Drunk Drivers (AFADD) on message boards, you will know it did NOT come from us. If you're an Anime fan and you're against drinking and driving, then i-mockery.net is also making fun of YOU as well, and there's no sense in that! It's because of their site that direct linking has been disabled.

We're proud of all the awesome site members we have! Thank you for all the outstanding and numerous support emails we receive on a daily basis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Harty
Oct 30th, 2004, 01:51 PM
After that i'm suprised a few of them havent signed up here yet.

FS
Oct 30th, 2004, 01:58 PM
There trying to fuck us with are plan

Did that sound even remotely like a sensical sentence in your head?

ArrowX
Oct 30th, 2004, 02:00 PM
One already did. Yugisthebomb but it was banned. Tehyprobably wont sign up here because their parents are mad enough at them for being failures as human beings and I don't think they need any more.

Helm
Oct 30th, 2004, 02:41 PM
Post more, Arrowx. This thread needs you.

Emu
Oct 30th, 2004, 03:20 PM
This has to be one of the funniest events of the century.

adeptninja
Oct 31st, 2004, 12:23 PM
I was looking at the anti-raver site and I got an idea. It would be awesome to have DDAAF gear! God it would be awesome.
http://home.comcast.net/~dbejgraham/BlueSweatshirt2.jpg

ArrowX
Oct 31st, 2004, 01:10 PM
I was watching the Commercial for Bunout three yesterday and at the end of the commercial it says "Remember your car is a loaded weapon, so get out there and use it!" Then I added "Against anime fans" onto it and you got a t-shirt.

James
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:00 PM
Today, I learned that trying to describe what this is all about to someone not on these boards makes me look like Hitler. :(

eggyolk
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:25 PM
Tehyprobably wont sign up here because their parents are mad enough at them for being failures as human beings and I don't think they need any more.

Well that probably is the reason! :lol[/i]

eggyolk
Nov 2nd, 2004, 07:25 PM
[i]

Burger Lord
Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:53 PM
anime fans are already fragile enough after having their asses kicked daily in every school they have ever attended, obviously they would never try posting on a messageboard where all the members would make fun of them for days while visualizing kicking their asses. basically you guys scare the shit out of them,

...I can't explain yugiisthebomb though......

adeptninja
Nov 3rd, 2004, 09:10 PM
yugisthebomb is a girl and most people find it worng hitting girls

Mr. Oysterhead
Nov 3rd, 2004, 09:14 PM
I thought chivalry went out of style years ago.

adeptninja
Nov 3rd, 2004, 10:26 PM
I know they want to be treated equal so they should be beaten equaly

Jixby Phillips
Nov 3rd, 2004, 11:05 PM
you're kind of a dumb dumb you know that?

Telltolin
Nov 4th, 2004, 06:17 AM
I hate anime, as the subject says. And that campaign "real anime fans don't drink" shit makes me want to drink..

WTF
Nov 4th, 2004, 06:31 AM
Yes, this is one hell of a thread and had me crawling on the floor many times. :)