simbadeeeeee!

[sadie]

http://sadie.gravito.com/files/simbadeee.jpg

[nothing4buddha]

cute kitty, looks like mine :O

[-->oscam]

Same here. 'Our' cat is a bit more gingery though.

[MetalMilitia]

looks not as cool as my cat tbh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/annoying.jpg

[Carnivore]

There has already been a 'Post your cat's pic here' thread.

[MetalMilitia]

theres always room for more cat threads!

[Matt Harty]

haha no there isnt!!!

[-->oscam]

Yeah there is! Cats rule.

[ziggytrix]

i agree that we don't need another cat thread, but i don't blame anyone for starting a new thread. assuming said thread isn't on the first page, and the search function is still disabled.

[MetalMilitia]

We do need another thread so i can post the kitty cat dance again. (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kittycatdance.wmv) <- CLICKY

[Jixby Phillips]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/annoying.jpg

I am just quoting this picture so you can hillariously replace it with an insult about me being gay or some other kind of sexual deviant.

ps you link to things on ebaums world.

[Rongi]

looks not as cool as my cat tbh...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/annoying.jpg

holy shit that looks exactly like my cat

[Matt Harty]

If you swap the orange and black it'd look like my cat.

[MetalMilitia]

I am just quoting this picture so you can hillariously replace it with an insult about me being gay or some other kind of sexual deviant.

ps you link to things on ebaums world.

Cant be arsed to replace the pic, tempting as it sounds.
Anyway, it was frightfully witty the last time i did it you you can loose that sarcastic tone.

[executioneer]

was'nt

[Captain Goodtimes]

If you replace that cat with a jack russle terrier that looks like my dog.

[WhiteRat]

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/5373/Bloopsy.jpg

All hail Bloopsy and his concentrated urine spray. Don't leave the dryer door open!

[McMock]

I have one like that, but it's all black with white belly, feet and neck, it's a bit fatter, and it's name is Ozzie. She's really cool. She fights everything, from shoe to old cat five times her size. I can take her, though.

[Blue]

I have a feral cat that is 14 and eats possums,bats and whatever else it can knock down at night. Its called sheila. Its a tabby..

[sadie]

There has already been a 'Post your cat's pic here' thread.
this is not a post-your-cat's-picture thread. >: this is a SIMBA thread. >: all those not in agreement that simba is the coolest cat ever can kiss my arse and vacate. >:

[executioneer]

as long as i dont have to kiss your arse while you're vacating :x

[MetalMilitia]

omg! catnip cigars!

http://www.pro-bono.net/garden/assets/images/inspector.jpg

[McMock]

Hey, fellow cat lovers, I have a problem. We're doing some reconstruction to the house and we took out the back door with the little cat door in it, and put a large window instead. Now the cats can't go outside the shit anymore and we have to train them to start going into their litterbox. Problem is, they're used to going outside and we're not sure how to teach them. I hadn't looked into the problem yet as construction isn't finished yet, and we can afford to just leave the door open all the time - but eventually that will cease to be a possibility. How have you trained your cat to shit in a box, and has anyone ever trained an old one that had grown into the habit of going outside? (We have two cats. One so old it's almost dead, and one really young and small).

Thank you for your help, fellow cat friends.

[pjalne]

Show them how it's done.

[McMock]

Why is it that when you ask for help, everybody thinks you're some helpless sap they can start making fun of? Oh no, now I see how it works.

Thank you for this humorous intermezzo. I take it you don't have a serious answer then?

[Helm]

When you explicitly ask for a serious answer around here you're bound to get a lot of 'COCK! HAHA! FUCK YOU!' styled replies.

To the best of my knowledge, old cats can't be house-trained. At least not completely. Prepare to clean poop out of room corners a lot.

[McMock]

Heh, okay. Then I guess I'll make this officially 'not my problem' and leave it to another family member to take care of.

I don't mind not getting serious answers. I wasn't annoyed. You - anybody - shouldn't bother trying to read if there's sarcasm in my posts. I hate sarcasm and I've pretty much vowed never to use it again in my entire life. It's possible that occasionally, it pops up - I have used it succesfully for a long time, and I've had it used against me for as long as I can remember. But if I use it, against my will, it will never make up the bulk of my post.

[executioneer]

wtf you "hate sarcasm"? jesus christ >:

[sadie]

i've still been hoping that mcmock person is a character. i mean. wtf are you asking for kitty potty-training advice in my SIMBA THREAD, you dumbarse? stfu. >:

[ziggytrix]

euthanasia will solve your problem.



and i don't mean for the cats >:

[McMock]

No man. I was a simba thread, yeah. But that's the past and you have to look to the future. This is the all things cat thread now. Now let's work together and make this the best cat thread the universe has ever seen!

Go go cat friends Go!

[Anonymous]

Have you considered the possibility that no-one will help you because they intensely dislike you?

[Anonymous]

I know, I know. "I'm gay."

[Helm]

I might now be internet flash and all that, but 700 kilobytes of what basically is a retarded version of the :lol emoticon should get you fucking banned, asshole.

[MetalMilitia]

hush your mouth, that .gif rules. anyway

:lol is like 'hahaha'

^^^^ is like 'bwahaha'

What chojn said wastn even that funny i just wanted ot use the gif.

[sadie]

shut up. that gif rules like you do: solely in your own mind.

[MetalMilitia]

that gif rules like you do: Alot

thank you.

[FS]

How Madmaxian.

[YugiIsTheBomb]

Cute cat pics