Do you have stairs in your house?

[Gaspy Conana]

Hay.

Any goons post here?

[DeadKennedys]

Yeah, I have some stairs. :lol

[Gaspy Conana]

Yeah, I have some stairs. :lol

BUT ARE YOU PROTECTED?

[GADZOOKS]

GOONS http://www.co.dane.wi.us/shrf/images/angry.gif

[sadie]

go back to gb. :rolleyes

[Supafly345]

At least have the courtesy to call the thread a "Hi I'm new" thread, so people can know they hate you before they enter it.

[the_dudefather]

and so everyone can reply with the traditional FUCK OFF NEWB FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF OFF OFF RIGHT NOW AND FUCKIING DIE

its the trail by fire for new members...

[Supafly345]

Yes, beware of that. Because that is all this message board is really, a variety of swearwords placed to form no visible sentance in all caps. And we think the word "newb" is very trendy and we use it often because we are so very leet.

[executioneer]

i fucking hate somethingawful forum gayfags

[executioneer]

seriously what the hell kind of idiot finds that level of mindless repetition FUNNY >:

[DeadKennedys]

yeah seriously what the hell kind of idiot finds that level of mindless repetition FUNNY :lol

[eggyolk]

:lol Welcome to I-Mockery!

[Crying Baby Jesus]

You Cockfaced dick eating pokemon porn looking at Something Awful Forum goer Faggot. :LOL

[Emu]

hay

[Anonymous]

I GET IT GUYS IT'S A REFERENCE TO THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE HAVE YOU SEEN THAT I BET YOU HAVEN'T IT'S OBSCURE YOU GAYFAGS :lol

[executioneer]

yeah seriously what the hell kind of idiot finds that level of mindless repetition FUNNY :lol

fuck you to hell

[Steve]

Nope, no stairs here. That's probably because I live in a stupid trailer. Bleh.

[Imadjinn]

What's wrong with Pokemon Porn?

Seriously though, I have to see what it's like to be on the other end of the stick (anyone remember the "First Impressions" topic?):

YOU DUMBASS FUCKING FAGGOT! FUCK OFF YOU N00B BASTARD CUNT!!!

Wow, it feels good!

Also, yes, I have stairs.

[Raziel]

I don't have stairs.

[kahljorn]

Imadjinn:

Nobody gave you permission to try to fit in, and if someone did, I'm vetoing their permission giving.

[Imadjinn]

Scroo joo person with weird name!

[kahljorn]

your fitting in permissions have been vetoed, please proceed to a newbie thread for your beat down.

[Terra]

Wow. A Scarface reference!

Your the bomb!

[Carnivore]

You people make me wish for the world to end.

[liquidstatik]

I have 4 stairs in my house. They take me to the garage!

[Matt Harty]

i have some stairs

and fuck you you fucking noob piece of fucking shit you faggot

[Supafly345]

That's "newb." Some people think its the same thing, but they are so wrong.

[FS]

yes it's very important to distinguish between noob or n00b and newb or newbie or newbee or jewbie or bewbie

[Dole]

Scewbie Dew

[Terra]

i live in a house, all by myself

right next to a park, which by night is dark

i have lots of hair and two flights of stairs

my house is on a large lot and that is hot

i have no dick for anybody to lick

and this is great since i would hate

to outshine an ignorant fuck

that sucks like the person who started this thread :)

[Jixby Phillips]

i hate you!

[Terra]

i hate you more!

[Terren]

Terra that was an awesome sonnet/hyku/poem. I don't know what you call it. I am illiterate

[Terra]

Thank you sir! :bow

[sadie]

I am illiterate
how ironic.

[Carnivore]

I want to push some of you people down a flight of stairs.

Hard, cold, metal stairs.

With broken glass on every step.

And a pool of hydrochloric acid at the bottom.

Filled with piranas genetically engineered to live in acid.

[Gaspy Conana]

Whats wrong with Something Awful?

[executioneer]

the whole "do you have stairs in your house/i am protected" over-repetition of references and inside jokes that 90 percent of the forum posters participate in >:

[Gaspy Conana]

Yeah, legitimate complaint. I guess this wasn't the best choice for a first post.

Also guys, I'm used to the whole "GET AWAY YOU FUCKING FUCK" shit from a billion other boards. My SA references probably intensified some of your statements, but oh wells.

[Pub Lover]

I want to push some of you people down a flight of stairs.

Hard, cold, metal stairs.

With broken glass on every step.

And a pool of hydrochloric acid at the bottom.

Filled with piranas genetically engineered to live in acid.
:)

[Matt Harty]

hello it is PUBLOVER! :D

[Esuohlim]

Hey Gaspy Conana what does Lowtax's newest goddamn pig avatar look like and did you remember to post in the thread where everyone praised him for it?

[EverythingWillSuck]

I read the forums now and then (not a member) and I've seen this http://www.digitalwasteland.net/gaspyconana.gif avatar there several times...

[Anonymous]

I can't stand Something Awful. There's some fucktard on their forums who calls himself "Road Warrior" and calls everyone a "fuckwit" in like every other sentence.

:lol

[Anonymous]

GET IT?

[kellychaos]

My brother used to stare at me and it would get me so angry that I would say, "MOM! Kevin's staring at me!" ... and Kevin would be like, "MOM! I wasn't staring at him!" ... (but he really was) ... then I would be like, "MOM! He's STILL staring at me!" ... and he would again deny it again and, then, my mom would say, "Shut up, you little bastards, before you're staring in the mirror at the bloody contusions that I beat on your head ... Then we shut up ... The End.

[kellychaos]

I want to push some of you people down a flight of stairs.

Hard, cold, metal stairs.

With broken glass on every step.

And a pool of hydrochloric acid at the bottom.

Filled with piranas genetically engineered to live in acid.

I'm confused. Are you Joker or The Riddler?

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

OMG YAKKETY SAX CAN MAKE ANYTHING FUNNY! FIVE GOLDEN MAN BABIES SHOVED UP YOUR ASS BY A ROBOT WHO PUSHED YOU DOWN THE STAIRS! NEVAR FORGET AMIRITE? HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

[BeoulvE]

I HAVE STAIRS!

[EverythingWillSuck]

do you think this pighat makes me look dopper/

[Gaspy Conana]

Hey Gaspy Conana what does Lowtax's newest goddamn pig avatar look like and did you remember to post in the thread where everyone praised him for it?

Yep, on 6 or 7 different occasions.

[Esuohlim]

Did you make sure to suck his dick when he let everyone know that a server that was down for 35 seconds is back up?