NEW MINIMOCK: "COUNT POP'S PUMPKIN PATCH!"

[Mockery]

Out of all the Halloween piece I've done this season, I think I had the most fun shooting and writing this one. It's all about what is easily the worst modern store-bought Halloween costume, and possibly the worst costume ever. So who in their right mind would buy it and wear it? Me. :)

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/countpop-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/countpop)
NEW MINIMOCK: "COUNT POP AND THE PREHISTORIC PUMPKIN PATCH!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/countpop

Enjoy!

[pjalne]

Oh my god, there's a page 2.

[MLE]

"WE HAVE A WINNER!"

:)

[Anonymous]

that was probably the best minimock in the history of jesus

[pjalne]

Hahaha, Protoclown was great.

[Dr. V]

omg I'm still in shock that someone would make sutch a idodic costume. How damn high was the person when they thought that up. What's the adress of that place I'm gonna rase some hell.

[FS]

that was probably the best minimock in the history of jesus

I told him the same thing, but in different words, but with similar meaning.

It's hard to say what's the best-worst part of the costume - the plastic hair, or the fact that the plastic hair has distinguishing gray temples.

[the_dudefather]

looks more like big wolf on campus than a vampire
http://www.geocities.jp/hollywoodstage6738/drama/bwoc.jpg :lol

where people approching you in the pumpkin patch asking for a photo or something? "Look ma! its pop vampire!"

[pjalne]

You should just scrap the whole Zombie thing and make a Count Pop movie instead.

[executioneer]

i cant believe that costume cost you 5 dollars, i've seen better ones in the dollar store

[ArrowX]

RoG must have mounds of self esteem to wear that in public. Or just take it all from protoclown.

[MLE]

i, personally, am so glad you have your postcount back, with it being so important and all.

and for the record, i agree with pjalne on the movie idea.

[executioneer]

oh and about the power spatula of doom in last years 5 dollar costume extravaganza:

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/fishspatula.jpg

BEHOLD ITS GLORY

[Raziel]

I am not worthy.

[Dr. V]

Goodness gracious that thing is monsterous.

[Luchatein]

What kind heavy duty spatchula-ing do you do with that thing?

[executioneer]

i sometimes use it to take pizza out the oven

[pjalne]

i, personally, am so glad you have your postcount back, with it being so important and all.

and for the record, i agree with pjalne on the movie idea.

It could be about Dracula fighting the Queer Eye guys, and then one of the homos says "Oh man, let's be friends instead!" and Dracula says "OK". And then all the Queer Eye people jump up and say "Yaaaaaaaaay, makeover," and suddenly the count has to survive as a contemporary meterosexual.

[mburbank]

My most important thing is that I think that costume is honestly great. I seriously like it, not ironically. The only thing that could make it better for me is if it came with a video of the graphic designer who camne up with it in the meeting where it was approved.

DESIGNER: Come ON!!! This is GREAT!!!

BOSS: Fine. Whatever. Don't drink at work again, Dave. I'm serious.

I was particularly amused by Count Pop's belief that Proto can't read. I don't know why that struck me so funny, but it was LOL time for me.

That and "Count Pop Town, Population: Your Mouth"

[sadie]

lol. brave sir, where are the pictures of people pointing and laughing?

[Jixby Phillips]

that was great ;_;

[hix1122]

this minimock kicked ass. its proof that Rodney Dangerfield is haunting rogs house........or not. yeah, im going to go with not.

[Mockery]

Thanks everybody :(

The response to this piece has been really positive, moreso than usual, and I also had a blast doing it. Acting like a jackass in public is a favorite pasttime of mine, so it's highly likely that you haven't seen the last of Count Pop! :o

[StonerDave]

That bit was pretty good, but I would have loved to see you do that at the Celtic Festival, RoG.

[ArrowX]

You should open a whole new section for count pop shit.

[ArrowX]

OMG BIG SIG DAVE

[ThisIsWitty]

Dude, Rog. I've been to that pumpkin patch before. Year before last.

Small world, eh? I forget the name of the place, though. :(

Butlers Orchard Farm or something along those lines. That might've been last year, though.

[StonerDave]

OMG BIG SIG DAVEMeh, it's better than my "emo-tastic" one.

[Mockery]

Dude, Rog. I've been to that pumpkin patch before. Year before last.

Small world, eh? I forget the name of the place, though. :(

Butlers Orchard Farm or something along those lines. That might've been last year, though.
This wasn't on a farm, it was in a grassy area across from the Winn Dixie on Gayton road.

As for the Celtic Festival... who knows, maybe someday. And maybe not! :lol

[Sacks]

I saw two Count Pops tonight. TWO. It was ridiculous! >: I almost gave them dogfood.

[Supafly345]

This costume would have looked amazing on John Candy.