Kirk Cameron says you NEED to be a Christian

[James]

This is SA's Awful Link of the Day, but it's so fucking great, it REQUIRES posting here, just like that rap group who pretends to be members of COBRA.

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Kirk Cameron (from Growing Pains) is on this site as an interactive video, encouraging you to be a good Christian. It starts off with "Are you a Christian?" I selected "No," and he got all faggot on me. He made me go through the 10 Commandments and shit.

It's fucking hilarious, because it's Kirk Cameron threatening you with God's hatred for sinners.

"Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should." :lol

[James]

Oh God, it's so much fucking funnier when you click Yes. :lol

I'm lightheaded from laughing so hard. Your brother? Your father? jhfjshkasdf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[herbietool]

I'll only change my religion if told to do so by Boner Stabone.

[soundtest]

that site has been around for a loooong time

[liquidstatik]

I met Kirk Cameron last summer at church camp. :o

[Krythor]

"If you have told even one lie, that makes you a liar. The bible warns that all liars will have their part in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 21:8)."

[sadie]

he was in that movie about the second-coming-of-christ, where all the christians just disappeared out of their clothes and shit. my mom gave me a copy of it years ago, along with a making-of-the-movie i never watched.

[FS]

If it means being closer to Kirk Cameron, I will accept Jesus as my savior.

[Burger Lord]

man, what the hell would I do without fine christains like Kirk Cameron to help save my everlasting soul?

[WhiteRat]

Fuuuuucked up.

[James]

My favorite parts:

-Kirk talking about your family. The brother's white, the dad is black, and the mom is chinese.
-The picture of the chimp holding a book that says "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists"

[Drev]

James, that's an ORANGUTAN! >:

but it's still funny :lol

[James]

I thought those were only orange-brown. This was black.

Regardless, the hilarity is great no matter what kind of monkey/ape it was.

[Anonymous]

"And that's what I want to give you: State of the art biblical weapons" :lol

haha, if you click on the 'I'm a pastor' option he doesn't try to get you to buy anything. I thought by the 9th question he was gonna be on his hands and knees crying for you to buy his state of the art biblical WMD. BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS IF I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR RETURN POLICY IS LIKE. I WISH THEY HAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. :<

[The Retro Kat]

My favorite part was when kirk kept trying to sell me that god damned "kit" he made or whatever.

[eggyolk]

"please don't let your loved ones go to Hell"

[sadie]

fucking proselytization!

[The Damp Moose]

"On our website you'll find plenty of FREE material "

Christians would make great porn salesmen.

[Emu]

They sure would!

[GADZOOKS]

You know guys, I'm not christan

[weirdie]

Holy crap that's funny.

[Mike]

Kirk Cameron is a sandy little vagina

[FS]

All kidding aside, this website is so goddamn space age it blew my sunglasses off.

[Jixby Phillips]

i like ray comfort!!

[Terren]

Kirk Cameron is my Hero. His hair is so dreamy

[Cosmo Electrolux]

ugh....I don't want to go to heaven....

[Burger Lord]

um, is heaven going to be full of poeple like Kirk?

[Emu]

I liked the idolarity part. :( "Do you believe your God is kind, loving, forgiving, and would never send anyone to Hell? Well, you're right. Because your God doesn't exist."

He totally shattered my world image, man

[Carnivore]

I wish my God was angry and vengeful. There are many people in need of smiting in the world!

[Emu]

We need to bring back Old Testament God. Nobody doubted his existence because he was blowing up cities and turning people into salt.

[Carnivore]

Fuck yeah! I want it to rain fire!

[Emu]

I think if you hit guilty for all of the commandments you get sent to the 8th level of Hell, where you need the blue key to escape but all of them are red.

[McClain]

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/kirk02.jpg

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/kirk01.jpg

[Carnivore]

http://home.comcast.net/~jdr917/MSOA.jpg

All I can say is AMEN!

[pjalne]

:lol

[ArrowX]

:lol
Submit that to Tshirthell! :O

[sadie]

lol @ mcclain.

[McClain]

How fuckin' rad would that be if we could get Kirk to come in here and preach the gospel?! OMG I would so be born again!

[Emu]

That Ray Comfort guy makes me eerily uncomfortable.