racialslur
Oct 31st, 2004, 04:26 PM
Plagurized straight from the new Uncle John's, here are some
Concrete Company: We dry harder.
Chimney Sweep: We kick ash.
Taxidermist: We really know our stuff.
Trash Service: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your trash back.
Podiatrist: Time wounds all heels.
Garden Shop: Our business is growing.
Butcher: We meat your needs.
Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
Pastry Shop: Get you buns in here.
Muffler Shop: No appointments necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Septic Services: We're number 1 in number 2 business.
Car Wash: We take a bite out of grime.
Dry Cleaner: Drop your pants here.
Massage Studio: It's great to be kneaded.
Towing Company: We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tows.
Sod Installation: We just keep rolling a lawn.
Window cleaner: Your pane is our pleasure.
Auto Repair: We meet by accident.
Restaurant: Dont stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Bakery: While you sleep, we loaf.
Diaper Service: Let us lighten your load.
Plumber: A good flush beats a full house (:lol)
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Butcher: Pleased to meat you.
Vacuum Cleaners: Business sucks.
If you want some more articles, just say so, and if you think I'm smelly for stealing, then have Chojin change my avatar to something he made and degrade me.
Concrete Company: We dry harder.
Chimney Sweep: We kick ash.
Taxidermist: We really know our stuff.
Trash Service: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your trash back.
Podiatrist: Time wounds all heels.
Garden Shop: Our business is growing.
Butcher: We meat your needs.
Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
Pastry Shop: Get you buns in here.
Muffler Shop: No appointments necessary. We'll hear you coming.
Septic Services: We're number 1 in number 2 business.
Car Wash: We take a bite out of grime.
Dry Cleaner: Drop your pants here.
Massage Studio: It's great to be kneaded.
Towing Company: We don't want an arm and a leg, just your tows.
Sod Installation: We just keep rolling a lawn.
Window cleaner: Your pane is our pleasure.
Auto Repair: We meet by accident.
Restaurant: Dont stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Bakery: While you sleep, we loaf.
Diaper Service: Let us lighten your load.
Plumber: A good flush beats a full house (:lol)
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
Butcher: Pleased to meat you.
Vacuum Cleaners: Business sucks.
If you want some more articles, just say so, and if you think I'm smelly for stealing, then have Chojin change my avatar to something he made and degrade me.