Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2004, 07:24 AM
You might have noticed a few threads have been poping up here that all look mighty familiar to one another! These are "THE CUNT FILES!" The idea is that if you see something that you find particularly stupid or troubling or anything like that and you are PRETTY SURE that the person responsible is a CUNT, you can post this offense in the person's "CUNT FILE."
What's that? The person who offended you with his or her cuntiness doesn't HAVE a CUNT FILE? Well no problem! feel free to start one yourself! It's easy: all you need to do is start it off with the words THE CUNT FILES: (all caps) followed by THE EXACT PASTING of the person's username, with ONE SPACE between the "THE CUNT FILES:" and the username. ALL THREADS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THESE REQUIREMENTS WILL NOT BE RECOGNIZED AS OFFICIAL CUNT FILES AND THEY WILL NOT BE VALID A COURT OF CUNT LAW.
The next step is to post a link to your Cunt File here in this thread! Pretty easy!
Now that this thread exists, opening remarks that explain the premise of THE CUNT FILES is no longer nessessary for each CUNT FILE.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION: Is anybody immune to being featured in a CUNT FILE?
Good question! Absolutely not, but if you go starting one because you are secretly jealous or angry, you will look silly and stupid, like if Terra were to start a cunt file about Jixby Phillips! It would be obvious she would be just PMSing over how much a better human being Jixby is over her, and therefore people might not want to take this CUNT FILE very seriously! Something like THAT could land you a CUNT FILE of your VERY OWN, so BE CAREFUL!
Currently we are running cunt tabs on:
THE CUNT FILES: thebiggameover (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15651)
THE CUNT FILES: Imadjinn (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15654)
THE CUNT FILES: Terra (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15679)
THe CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15697)
Since there's no edit feature at the moment, you will have to read this thread all the way through for new CUNT FILES, which will be added as they come up.
Oh, and REMEMBER: Have fun with it! It's the internet afterall, and the internet is mostly here to have fun! And don't be afraid to defend yourself should you find yourself on the recieving end of a CUNT FILE.
What's that? The person who offended you with his or her cuntiness doesn't HAVE a CUNT FILE? Well no problem! feel free to start one yourself! It's easy: all you need to do is start it off with the words THE CUNT FILES: (all caps) followed by THE EXACT PASTING of the person's username, with ONE SPACE between the "THE CUNT FILES:" and the username. ALL THREADS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW THESE REQUIREMENTS WILL NOT BE RECOGNIZED AS OFFICIAL CUNT FILES AND THEY WILL NOT BE VALID A COURT OF CUNT LAW.
The next step is to post a link to your Cunt File here in this thread! Pretty easy!
Now that this thread exists, opening remarks that explain the premise of THE CUNT FILES is no longer nessessary for each CUNT FILE.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION: Is anybody immune to being featured in a CUNT FILE?
Good question! Absolutely not, but if you go starting one because you are secretly jealous or angry, you will look silly and stupid, like if Terra were to start a cunt file about Jixby Phillips! It would be obvious she would be just PMSing over how much a better human being Jixby is over her, and therefore people might not want to take this CUNT FILE very seriously! Something like THAT could land you a CUNT FILE of your VERY OWN, so BE CAREFUL!
Currently we are running cunt tabs on:
THE CUNT FILES: thebiggameover (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15651)
THE CUNT FILES: Imadjinn (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15654)
THE CUNT FILES: Terra (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15679)
THe CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15697)
Since there's no edit feature at the moment, you will have to read this thread all the way through for new CUNT FILES, which will be added as they come up.
Oh, and REMEMBER: Have fun with it! It's the internet afterall, and the internet is mostly here to have fun! And don't be afraid to defend yourself should you find yourself on the recieving end of a CUNT FILE.