MOCK WAR: Chojin VS Mad Max

[WTF]

WHO REALLY THINKS HE IS AN INTERNET DICTATOR, WHILST BEING ONLY A YOUNG MAN MODERATING A SITE THAT “INTER ALIA” SELL T-SHIRTS FOR SURVIVAL, ALBEIT A YOUNG MAN VERY MUCH IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE, IF ONE SHOULD JUDGE PHOTOS OF HIM.

WHO WILL SPEND THE MOST TIME ON STALKING A NOOB THAT HAS REGISTERED TO THE SITE.

WHO WILL COME OUT... PATHETIC?

** DING DING RINGS BELL ^^;; **

[FS]

Is this like, your best comeback? Someone makes a thread about you, so you make a thread about them too? Tell me, were I to call you a dipshit, would your response be "No YOU are a dipshit!!"?

[WTF]

No, it would be: "YES, YOU are a dipshit!!"?

Now, leave me the fuck alone. I don't appreciate being stalked by you or anyone (including the moderator). The fucking basic of it all it that NO, you are not a Cult Leader or such bullshit. And NO, being the best mocker means absolutely blue buggerall in this life, ok? And YES, this site is about making money and selling T-shirts and bullshit like this. And YES, some of you are like a gang in here bunching up on me and so, fuck-you again. You and whoever does not scare me son. Just chill and leave me the fuck alone or ban me, whatever. I thank you in advance!!

[EisigerBiskuit]

ban me
Well he's got a point. Most people don't get stalked or get this much attention this early
ban me
We should cut some slack
ban me

[FS]

This is like the second thread in which I've replied to you. If you're so fucking scared of people talking to you, maybe you shouldn't go to a message board. And if you don't want to be made fun of, stop being such a fucking douche.

[Terra]

This is because FS corners the market on being a "fucking douche."

[Anonymous]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, WITHOUT OHIO WE CAN NOT WIN THIS ELECTION

I CONCEDE

[BlueOatmeal]

I want to see Chojin and Max get it on all nasty like!