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McMock
Dec 11th, 2004, 03:50 AM
Gmail is the best thing the internet has ever seen. Google is the most innovative company the world knows at the moment. Google is GOD and I wouldn't be surprised if 10 years from now they own everything.

Now: Gmail, Google.
5 years from onw: Gpolice. They police the internet and stop piracy.
15 years from now: GGenypool. They expand their search capacities to genes so you can find that nobel prize winner gene you've wanted for your nextborn all this time.
26 years from now: Google enslaves every fucker on the planet and forces them to dance for the google president, who will by then be so fat that he'll take up three rooms and everybody in the world will be hired to fan his gigantic sweaty ass with a featherthing and spray him with cologne all the time because he sweats all the time.

THIS IS MY PROPHECY YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
Dr. V
Dec 11th, 2004, 04:00 AM
We must prepare!
GADZOOKS
Dec 11th, 2004, 06:19 AM
You are the internet's biggest fan, McMock.
the_dudefather
Dec 11th, 2004, 09:27 AM
im sure we will have G.Police by the year 2097
http://www.vidgames.com/ps/screens/gpolice2.jpg
EisigerBiskuit
Dec 11th, 2004, 10:40 AM
GNecyide!
Anonymous
Dec 11th, 2004, 01:20 PM
You are the internet's biggest fan, McMock.
lol ;<
McMock
Dec 11th, 2004, 08:53 PM
Heh. Are you calling me a nerd? We're on the internet here, buddy. You calling me a nerd is the equivalent of a pig calling another pig a pig in a pigstead.

Look at your postcount. If that doesn't betray a certain, how shall I put it... fondness for the internet as well, I don't know what else could.

But I don't even mind the insult. I am a nerd, I do like the internet, but not because it's the only place where I can go to be somebody like a bunch of other people here, but because it's a place where I can download free stuff and can watch porn.
GADZOOKS
Dec 11th, 2004, 10:35 PM
Yes because everyone who uses the internet is a nerd, but what kind of nerd does it take to climax over a fucking e-mail service.

And thanks to this post, I JUST LOVE THE INTERNET MORE :love
McMock
Dec 11th, 2004, 11:31 PM
Oh, I see. That's figure of speech. God as in 'controls everything', not as 'I love thee my Lord how may I praise you today? <lick balls>'.
YakovSmirnoff
Dec 12th, 2004, 01:03 AM
In soviet russia...there is no ball licking...but if there was.....balls would lick you.....Jixby would be happy. Yakov is not.
Guitar Woman
Dec 12th, 2004, 02:34 AM
Fuck you in all you're Soviet Russian-ness. >:
Jamesic
Dec 13th, 2004, 02:23 PM
im sure we will have G.Police by the year 2097
http://www.vidgames.com/ps/screens/gpolice2.jpg

lol
Jamesic
Dec 13th, 2004, 02:28 PM
I've overheard my class mates in college talk about it. Apparently, only certain people can have Gmail, and although they can get their friends to join it, those friends cannot tell others about it!

I'm probably completely wrong, but that's what I gathered anyway...
Rongi
Dec 13th, 2004, 02:30 PM
test ^.^
Guitar Woman
Dec 13th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Did it work? :o
McMock
Dec 13th, 2004, 10:18 PM
Right. Mock Wars. I still think this is a pretty interesting topic, though, but you have to have some vision of your own to see, or at least be able to predict, what's going on.

Google is going to own our ass.

They're not sitting still. They just did Gmail. This is the next thing: http://www.google.com/webhp?complete=1&hl=en

And this is good speculation. Definate shows the scale of things I too believe google is aspiring to. The frightening thing is that there is nobody capable of stopping them. 8 minute flash movie: http://letitblog.com/epic/