I Need A Wig

[McClain]

I'm in need of a wig for an I-Mockery feature. I'd prefer something hokey, like a mullet or one of those Game Show Host/Big Hair With A Part rugs.
I don't need to keep it. I'll gladly mail it back. I don' t have lice. My head isn't a hospitible environment for vermin as I keep the hair trim. Anyone? I'd hate to spend $20 on something I'll only use once and won't be able to resell. Thanks in advance.

-Yours In Satan
McChrist

P.S. - At the risk of sounding too picky, I'd prefer something brown.

[Immortal Goat]

I got a mullet wig somewhere. Lemme see if I can find it.

[Immortal Goat]

P.S. Its more blonde than brown. Tell me if I shouldn't even look for it.

[McClain]

I don't suppose you have a pic, do you?

[FS]

I have a wig lying in the attic that we've had since we were kids, but you probably don't want to know what's been done to it in the past.

[Immortal Goat]

I found this pic of it on the poroduct website. Same color and model.

http://www.mulletwigs.net/images/products/bingo.jpg