RKO from Tokyo

[Anonymous]

Click to see how your favorite iron-fisted internet moderator deals with punks even outside of the message boards! (http://www.popnko.com/imock/rko/rko.html)

[glowbelly]

did that person really use those hugely angry emoticons?

and can we please make the one with the "nuh-uh finger" an emoticon here?

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/rko/36_1_30.gif

[Anonymous]

Oh, and yeah, he did.

[Matt Harty]

lol

[glowbelly]

you're funny

[davinxtk]

So wait a minute.






This guy can type?

[MetalMilitia]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/rko/36_1_30.gif

wow someone actually bought those emotions you see on popup ads everywhere.

Also: Good e-mailin'

[FS]

Smooth, Ernest. Was this that obnoxious wiener Wino?

[adept_ninja]

:) haha thats awesome. Im glad this guys gone. He seemed over exited about posting on a web fourm. Also he was really weird about -RoG-. Dont get me wrong -RoGs- a great guy but god damn

[hix1122]

That was awesome chojun, your my hero now.

[darkvare]

can you type drunk? i have just seen my friends playing drunk halo 2 but never typed :/

[hix1122]

I dont know, can you shut the hell up drunk?

[Schimid]

Have you ever been convicted of a felony? If not, why?

:lol

[Anonymous]

If you wanna see this guy's illustrious 2-day i-mockery carrer, Jixby has it historically catalogued in Mock Wars:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=16092

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Goddamn, you're funny Eric.... :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

1000$ contest... :obey

[ziggytrix]

poor kid. he needs some outdoor time playin baseball and ridin bikes. yep.

[hix1122]

shhhhhhh...hes watching

[FS]

But now he has time to go fishing, hiking, and riding his bicycle to the old Wilson place to mow their lawn.

[ziggytrix]

Yay, happy ending!

[Anonymous]

And now to spotlight another idiot!

McMock PMed me the other day about me moving another of his priceless threads to Mock Wars. As always, we here at I-Mockery are dedicated into customer satisfaction and I think I handled this appropriately.

Would you stop moving my threads already. I'm assuming here that you did it, correct me if I'm wrong. I don't deserve that. I don't think any of my threads deserved to be moved, and I'd sure like to know which criterium you used.

Now if you have a problem with who I am just fucking confront me about it already, because I really don't know, and this backhanded shit is getting pathetic.

'Confront' you about it? Yessir, I'm really leery of confrontation over the fucking internet.

I moved your thread to Mock Wars because it was stupid. We've had GMail threads before - ones that were actually useful and not cheerleading - and no-one has really been posting in that shitty thread of yours anyway the past few days, and it was doing nothing but attracting ridicule to yourself and more morons to the thread.

Wah.

You suck, your threads suck, and I will continue to move your retarded, pointless threads to mock wars after they inevitably dissolve into people making fun of you on account of you sucking.

Or maybe you could try not being a waste of bandwidth, but don't strain yourself.

Oh man, that was so weak. I really don't have a problem with you at all, you know. This is all from your side. When you drop it, it'll be gone.

So for your sake: stop it. It's not healthy to get upset.

You just asked me to 'confront' you about something and how I was being all shifty behind your back. Now you want to cry about it when I fulfill your request.

Make up your mind. I want to please you as best I can.

This is all about respect for you, isn't it? I don't respect your moderator status, and I don't respect your 6000 posts. Isn't that what's really up your ass?

You're not confronting me. You're throwing insults around. You can call me an idiot all you want, but we both know it isn't going to make me one. I could call you a braindead nazi, and keep calling you that, but we both know it wouldn't therefor make you one either. Insults are lies. I'm only interested in the objective truth, or at least your closest approximation of it.

But forget it. I really don't need this, mate. I don't need to beat you. If this was a real fight, and I wound up standing over you, bleeding on the floor, I would feel none the better for it. This is not what I do, or like, or want.

Because, you know what... in a fair fight, I always win, so why should I bother? :)

OH YEAH WELL I CAN BEAT YOU UP IN REAL LIFE MISTER INTERNET MAN SO YOU JUST BETTER WATCH THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME ONLINE YOU HEAR ME :tear

You take yourself far too seriously. I don't 'hate you,' I'm not sad that you 'don't respect my moderator status', and I'm probably not afraid that 'in a real fight you'd be standing over my bleeding body.' I just think you're terribly stupid and make your threads accordingly, so I move them to the stupid threads forum.

You're the one that originally asked me to tell you in PM why I move your threads to mock wars, and outright asked me to not 'pull' any 'punches'. I wasn't saying that you suck and are stupid because I think those are really weighty things to call people on the internet, I said it because you do suck and you are stupid. I mean, you just monologued for two paragraphs about how you would be triumphant in mortal combat with me in the mall or something over me saying I don't like you or your posts, for chrissake. Spend less time making useless replies to everything and invest some in growing up.

[GADZOOKS]

You are crusin' for a brusin', chojin :eek

[Anonymous]

Sometimes I just sit back at my comptuer and pose with my arms extended.

[sadie]

i was gonna say you should change the thread title to reflect the additional witty banter that is oh-so-cho-jin but not all about rko, but it's got a good ring to it.

[Anonymous]

that and I kinda can't

[Helm]

McMock isn't stupid. Here on the i-mock we get some realy stupid, and compared to them, mcmock isn't so bad. You might not care for what he has to say, but that's not the same thing.

[Anonymous]

He is stupid. Granted, when compared to the thriving moron population on here, he's slightly above average, but anyone that wants me to confront them over the internet, then picks a fight 'IRL', then says I need to drop it in order for the HEALING TO BEGIN is just stupid. Or any synonym thereof.

The amount of attention I've spent on McMock in the past two days has been somewhat scary compared to how much I paid attention to him before, yet remains safely within the 2-minute reply-and-forget buffer.

Which is to say, he ranks somewhere up there with Emu in my attention span. Which is to say, I spend more thought on the number of ice cubes to put in my drink.

[BAPE]

hey everybody we are all on the same page sometimes the decisions we make at the top you may wonder is it for the good of mocking look at the big picture could mcmock pass the initiation with months and months of honing his skills in mock wars and if the vets helped him along the way coaching him maybe yes maybe no but do want maybes mocking for us you see it everyday newbs are getting wiser new tactics think of this like a war i do then you will know why we make the decisions we make right guys question did you find all the pickleman secrets yet i am stuck we can trade through pm[/center]
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[McClain]

Why is it you're only 2nd in command?

[Anonymous]

Good point. BAPE, i think you've earned top dog position, buddy.