I got a girlfriend...

[Pyorrhea]

Cool, yeah, i know... hehehe, now im fucking broke. But its worth it. Yeah. :drunk...

[Perndog]

No.

[Pyorrhea]

actually, yes... Haha, yeah, the rash actually accomplished something!! Fuck yeah!

[CaptainBubba]

Now all you have to do is break her spirit and rebuild her into the obedient and loyal shell of a woman every white male should have by his side.

[GADZOOKS]

heheh, yeah, it's great isn't it heheh haha my balls :drunk

[Helm]

Break her spirit? What are you, some kind of fag, Bubba?

[CaptainBubba]

Excuse me?! >:

[kellychaos]

So, when you kiss, do you turn his baseball cap backwards or just tilt your head?

[Helm]

Everybody knows women do not have a spirit to break and the only thing required to keep one in order is a good fist in the face once in a while. What about you, Bubba? Have you been keeping your lady in line?

[Pyorrhea]

Kelly, i dont wear a baseball cap. No spirit breaking here.

[kellychaos]

I was talking to her! >:

[Pyorrhea]

oh, well, in that case, yeah.

[CaptainBubba]

I no longer punch my women in the face because of the obvious markings my gorilla-like fist leaves. Instead I have them become quickly addicted and dependent on crack cocaine and easily monitor their behavior almost akin to a video game wherein a virtual dog is rewarded for favorable actions with a treat. I save my physical violence and rage for sexual intercourse.

[Helm]

Approved.

[Pyorrhea]

haha...

[Brandon]

Who's Pyorrhea?

[Pyorrhea]

Only the second coolest guy on the forum... after helm... but yeah.

[Helm]

Why do the stupid people on the forum like me

[MetalMilitia]

Because you have alot in common?

[MetalMilitia]

oops, though i was in mockwars for a minuite there. nm

[Pyorrhea]

Whatever helm... we talked on slsk, and you recognized my intelligence.

[liquidstatik]

Because you have alot in common?
hahahahhahhaha

[Helm]

oops, though he was in mockwars for a minuite there. nm

[BAPE]

[/img]haha the same thing happened to me some days many newbs are not ready they dont understand the transformation when you are a mocker it becomes your whole life this is not just the board i am a mocker even when i log off it causes trouble at my job i mock the newbs there my boss doesnt like it oh well forget him one day i will be paid to mock i need more mock wars under my belt i am moving up fast am i right how is it

[BAPE]

wow i am moving up faster than i even thought read it and weep newbs second in command before now i just took it up a notch i dont know what to say i am smiling thank you so much guys you can say he is ruthless and will mock to the bitter end but one thing you cant say about Esuohlim is that he doesnt take care of his people am i right haha i wasnt even expecting a xmas bonus this will be a good new year for mocking and for me[/quote][/list]

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[Helm]

Bape, could you please ban Metal Militia for me? :tear

[MetalMilitia]

I think this is like one of those love hate relationships in films where you are all like "i work alone, no rookie cop can take the place of my dead partner" but really you have grown to like me and are just keepin your bad cop attitude up so people dont think your a wuss.
:)

[Helm]

No it's actually a fact that I think you've never had anything interesting to say so far, and that I think this place is better off without you.

[MetalMilitia]

Its ok to say it helm, its just 10 small words...

"You are awsome and i never want you to leave"

[Helm]

Could you shut up a moment? Thanks.

[BAPE]

[quote=helm]

i am working on the code the days are numbered metalmilitia any last words haha welcome to my world

metalmilitia