NEW SHORT: "THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!"

[Mockery]

Here it is. The absolute WORST Christmas album in the history of Christmas albums. BEHOLD:

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/starwars-xmas-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas)
NEW SHORT: "THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas

-RoG-

[Ninjavenom]

AAARGH

GARBAGE

[Burger Lord]

damn, some store I used to work at a few years ago had the "what do you get a wookie for christmas" song on the holiday muzak, was played every two hours. I think it drove customers away every time it came on,

[GADZOOKS]

God Dammit, that was a dirty trick

[Brandon]

Wow, that was dismal.

I guess Anthony Daniels was the only one desperate enough for work to do this thing. It's not like they would have chosen C-3PO out of all the characters to be the main singer. At least I hope not.

[Burger Lord]

Still, somewhere there is a Star Wars nerd who holds this record as one of his greatest possessions. Probably listening to it right now....

[Ninjavenom]

OOOH AGONY

THIS IS THE STUFF HITLER PLAYED IN THE GAS CHAMBERS TO BOOST THE TENSION :(

[GADZOOKS]

THE ODDS OF CHRISTMAS BEING CHRISTMAS... >:

[Brandon]

"THAT NOISE IS SINGING, YOU SILLY BUCKET."

[GADZOOKS]

I fucking hate you Jesus, this is all your fucking fault.

[Immortal Goat]

Ok, that was the worst shite ever. And that is something coming from a guy who spent 12 years listening to catholic school choirs in school. :(

[Rongi]

there is absolutely no reason why this album should exist. it's so bad that it could actually physically harm you just by listiening to it. i just wanna die when i listien to it. i just want to die so much :(

[stitchfan626]

i probably think that since George Lucas has denied that the "Star Wars Christmas Special" existed. i think he may deny this abomination's existence as well. but at least i know what to do with these: multiple copies of Star Wars Christmas Album (depends on the bid that was placed on Ebay) + a BB gun that was recieved as a christmas present (for the one who bought you the gun, the price of the BB gun also depends as well) + a friend who can throw a frisbee quite well (well you get friends rather than buying them) = having fun with something you hate (priceless)

[Rongi]

you shut the FUCK UP. you dont know what pain is until you've heard that entire album. i dont want any of you rape victims/burn victims bitching. this is the ultimate pain. now unless you were raped/burned while this album was on, god save your soul, you have nothing to complain about.

[N00bKill3R]

I had somebody come into Best Buy where I work and ask me for this album... I shed a single tear for this poor man.

[FS]

I think I read something recently about how Lucas didn't want networks to air the Star Wars Christmas Special anymore because it ruins the mood of the new movies or makes a joke of Star Wars or something, and how much I just wanted to slap him in the face.

It seems somehow appropriate that he wouldn't get to work on getting THIS banned from existence, as its quality nicely compliments that of Episodes 1 and 2.

[Jixby Phillips]

I liked it!

[AChimp]

Nothing angers a Wookiee more than misspelling Wookiee. >:

And those songs are terrible. :tear

[pjalne]

:(

[McClain]

Oh. My. God.

[Schimid]

Everyone will have a cookie. :lol

I love this. :x

[Schimid]

Pepe's Not Happy. :eek

[Mockery]

MAY THIS MUSIC BRING YOU, YOUR FRIENDS, AND YOUR FAMILIES MUCH HOLIDAY GLEE!
:party

[The Green Meanie]

I don't know wether to be sad or angry.

[Anonymous]

I got 20 seconds into song 4 before I had to stop it :<

[Blackjack]

If I knew this existed a few years ago, I would have driven out to the nearest theatre where all the Stars Wars fans had been camping out for the previous two weeks in order to see Episode I - with this little baby pumping out at full volume.

Y'know, just to remind the diehards that maybe they're taking things just a little bit too seriously.

[mburbank]

It could easily cost me my job, but you sometime in 2005 it is very likely I'll have the opportunity to speak with Anthony Daniels or at very least leave a note in the gift basket we will inevitably buy him. I could ask him what on earth he was thinking.

On a side note, word is he's a very, very nice guy, so being an A-hole to him would be in one way kind of hard and in another delightful as he doesn't deserve it, and that makes it all the more random. The last time he was here I saw him walking across the exhibit halls and I was almost overcome by a desire to curl myself into a ball and slam directly into his lower legs. Then as he lay on the floor I could shriek "BET THAT DON'T HAPPEN TO YOU EVERY DAY C3PO!"


I didn't do it. I won't listen to this album either, because the next time I saw him I might do it and I need the health insurance that comes with this job.

[FS]

At the very least you should hum a few of the songs when you're around him, Max. Kind of pretending like you're doing it involuntarily.

[TheBoogieman]

I've been scared for life

[executioneer]

you should go to a home for scared people

[Jamesic]

Here it is. The absolute WORST Christmas album in the history of Christmas albums. BEHOLD:

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/starwars-xmas-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas)
NEW SHORT: "THE STAR WARS CHRISTMAS ALBUM!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas

-RoG-

LOL!! That short was quite entertaining!

[Anonymous]

LOL!

[pjalne]

I would have to agree!