New Year's Empty Promises

[Seven Force]

Oops, I mean resolutions. :lol

What are your's going to be, and do you really believe you'll follow through on them?

[Ninjavenom]

i resolve to turn 18 by next year.

[HickMan]

My resolution is to figure out WHICH SPICE GIRL TO IMPREGNATE

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rep/eminem/eminem_main_b.jpg
IMPREGNATE

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rep/eminem/eminem_main_b.jpg
IMPREGNATE

http://wallpaper.microchiot.com/i/wpp_800/e/d/Spice_Girls.jpg
WHICH ONE? I DON'T KNOW!


LET THE VIEWERS DECIDE :eek

[Cosmo Electrolux]

for the love of God, not Baby....

[HickMan]

http://img13.paintedover.com/uploads/13/spice_girls.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

I like the black chick.

[King Hadas]

The one in orange is ugly.

[HickMan]

http://img13.paintedover.com/uploads/13/spice_girls_2.jpg

NI*GER SPICE WINS ;o

[Karl Hungus]

i demand a recount.

[GADZOOKS]

I dunno, Aram Fingal Spice is looking pretty hot now.

[HickMan]

fck you the polls are closed PLUS I WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH A BLACK WOMAN ANYWAY RIGHT?

[HickMan]

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rep/eminem/eminem_main_b.jpg

I GUESS MY FAGGITY ASS FANS CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS SO WE'LL START FROM THE TOP OK VOTE OFF SOMEONE AND THEN I'LL SEE IF I HAVE ENOUGH SEMEN TO MAKE A BULGE OK

[Karl Hungus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/fish.jpg

[HickMan]

;(

[Karl Hungus]

is that a no? :(

[BlueOatmeal]

lol

[HickMan]

is that a no? :(

I GIVE MY FANS WHAT THEY WANT

[Big McLargehuge]

My new years resolution is to try not to cry ;(

[RedLeader01]

My neighbor's New Year's resolution is to not buy any more exercise equipment! He says that every year, but has to have the latest equipment every January. He can't even get his car in the garage!

[rockets redglare]

Wow, it's like you live in a sitcom!!
Your neighbor is so quirky!!!

[Anonymous]

Is your neighbor JABBA THE HUT? :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

YEAH :lol IS YOUR NEIGHBOR CAPTAIN KIRK OR SOMETHING :lol

[sspadowsky]

Red Leader is my favorite Jixby character.

[Seven Force]

I'm finally going to a gym.

Wish me luck. :(

[WhiteRat]

I'm gonna finally try to get my stomach back to it's once pristine condition.

[Big McLargehuge]

I am changing my new year's resolution because my last one is too hard :'(. My new new year's resolution is to get drunk :woohoo

[BlueOatmeal]

Im gonna stop masturbating all the time.























OMFGOMFODMGDMGODM FUNNY JOKES!

[stitchfan626]

my resolution is to keep my college gpa to a C average. i got off to a rough start (no thanks to a series of hurricanes) and ended up flunking 2 out of 3 classes. because of this i'm currently on academic probation. the only thing i'm worried about is my parents finding out about me fucking up because if they do they'll be pissed off :tear :tear

[ScruU2wice]

I really wanna quit looking at porn.

[Guitar Woman]

My resolution is to figure out WHICH SPICE GIRL TO IMPREGNATE

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rep/eminem/eminem_main_b.jpg
IMPREGNATE

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/rep/eminem/eminem_main_b.jpg
IMPREGNATE

http://wallpaper.microchiot.com/i/wpp_800/e/d/Spice_Girls.jpg
WHICH ONE? I DON'T KNOW!


LET THE VIEWERS DECIDE :eek
GET GINGER

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/Ginger.jpg

[stitchfan626]

my resolution is to keep my college gpa to a C average. i got off to a rough start (no thanks to a series of hurricanes) and ended up flunking 2 out of 3 classes. because of this i'm currently on academic probation. the only thing i'm worried about is my parents finding out about me goofing up because if they do they'll be pissed off :tear :tear

oh, snap. i almost forgot. i'm going to try to save some money in order to take up some scuba diving classes so i can become certified and check out the scuba diving program thingy the have at epcot

[Rongi]

i'm gonna stop cursing

[thebiggameover]

mine is to get my band going by summer...

[Big Papa Goat]

learn to play guitar

[MetalMilitia]

Mine is to give up smoking and start eating more heathily. If i dont im sure im going to be dead by the age of 30.

[Seven Force]

Hopefully i'll actually finish a game project. Whatever one that is. lol

:(

[Schimid]

I'm, uh, perfect. My resolution is to be perfect. Because I'm perfect.