THE CUNT FILES: Evil bastard

[MetalMilitia]

Every so often someone comes along with an in your face 'im going to insult everyone and dont even give a shit what they think of me becos my insults are wayyy better and this is the internet wtf lol'

ahem, Anyway...

The greatest moment would be your leaving

:eek he doesnt even know the guy but he wanting him to leave. now thats what i call hardcore.

I'm thankful you cunts are confined to this place and not polluting the web

Another prime example of evil bastards, not unique at all posting style.

Well fuck a duck, you cunts really suck at this dont you. Are you lot the sites wanking circle ?

:eek :eek "HA! YOU CANT EVEN PLAY DUCK DUCK GOOSE, AND NOW IM GOING TO SAY YUR ALL GAY LOLZ"

This thread just proves you are all wankers

"i already knew it all along but this proves it"

Like they do with you and your fucking stuiped comments about killing

This was directed at me and my title. but bieng the smart guy he is, evil bastard made an (un)educated guess that i make alot of comments about killing and then totally stuck it too me that people dont take my comments about how much i like killing seriously.

I would give you all a gun and a bullet if you promise to shoot yourselves

hardcore

Next posts taken from freedomtalk.net

I live in a rural area. I have a gun, 2 rottweilers and a baseball bat.

Redneck.

Wino my good man. nice to see you

Did wino tell you to come here by any chance? so you could give all of us the ass reeming that we deserve with your hardcore attitude.

i new there was a reason I invited you ladies here. Nice avatars


Can you two do it on web cam so we can watch

I'm pleased to hear it. You can start by sending me all the picture you have of your self and Karen naked. Sending by PM will be fine thanks

ps, yours are lopsided

Dont listen Blonde. I like them ones

Thats ok, i was trying to get them to post naked pictires of them selves

lots more like these.

uggg, creepy internet stalker type aye? thanks but we already have one of those.

Take your flaming to the Flame hall and I will be happy to kick you around for a while

because evil bastard is the best and when evil bastard is gonna flame you, YOU ARE FINISHED :eek

I'm obviously the best flamer here

Christ, if you are the best i would hate to see the worst.


Thats all i can be bothered to do now. im sure you will all have plenty more to add.

[RedLeader01]

Jixby Phillips' secret butt-fucking lover is following in his footsteps, and creating useless cunt files of his very own! Make a note of this!

[MetalMilitia]

shut up. you have already proven you are a useless, boring, waste of space. there is no need to continue proveing it.

[RedLeader01]

shut up. you have already proven you are a useless, boring, waste of space. there is no need to continue proveing it.

Follow your own advice why don't you.

[rockets redglare]

Uh oh, he's employed the classic "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I" defense. The only known counter is the "I-am-rubber-you-are-glue" attack, which will result in a deadlock.

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[Evil Bastard]

Well isn’t that sweet , MetalMilitia has made a thread dedicated just to me.

I just love the way he has gone to Freedom talk. Copied posts and taken them out of context and posted them here. Nice work , pleased I have been able to keep you employed.

Shame your friends here didn’t appreciate all your work. I guess everyone thinks your a loser, not just me.

I'm sure I could troll through this place and quote a load of shit posted by you out of context as well. But hell you are so insignificant to me I cant be bothered.

[MetalMilitia]

shut it, cunt.

And for the record, readleader is also a cunt.

[Evil Bastard]

shut it, cunt.

And for the record, readleader is also a cunt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Bushie/testing_intel.gif

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/testing_intel.gif

[kellychaos]

http://www.worldrps.com/archive/notsofast.html

[kellychaos]

http://www.worldrps.com/images/archive/stockholm.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

Seriously though guys, gay jokes are hilarious. Not to mention how well the words Cunt, Fag, Queer, and Cock turn any unintellegent sentence to pure comedy cold. :rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

sometimes i think i have a comedy cold :(

[FS]

There should be a trick on this board to automatically make every "OWNED" picture appear in a vertical line so threads like these can be rendered INOPERABLE.

[MetalMilitia]

-this is not a real post.-

Im feeling smug that i won.

-this is the real bit-

AND YOU CAN ALL SUDDUP WITH YOUR NAY SAYING TO MY COMEDIC USE OF GIFs. IT WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HILARIOUS. <- full stop

[GADZOOKS]

This is the worst thread ever.

[MetalMilitia]

YOUR THE WORSE THREAD EVER >: >: >:

[GADZOOKS]

You're

I win.

http://www.mills.edu/PRES/SAC/MONITOR/GIFS/sac.stick.winner.286x290.gif

[MetalMilitia]

you've really done it this time mister....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfupope.jpg

The ebaums world bit means its extra quality assured hilarious.

I win.

[MetalMilitia]

yuk, i feel dirty. even using ebaums world pics in a jovial manner is maaad gay.

[Evil Bastard]

MetalMilitia

the only thing you have ever won in your life is a wanking contest and even then it didnt count as you had 5 inches less than the rest of the field

Of course your posts a re so bad that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Bushie/cryingkoreans.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

well your posts are so bad that...

Your a flaming homo. NOW SHUT UP AND ADMIT DEFEAT!

And seriously, stop with the pictures they are really lame... except for the gif i made with rocked the house yo.

[Evil Bastard]

with rocked the house yo.

What the fuck is that ? You fucking sad little cunt. Did that make you feel cool did it.

What a fucken joke you are. So tell me have they voted you court jester around here or what

[MetalMilitia]

ugggggg im leaving this tread. its true what they say about retards bringing you down to their level.
I have already gone down about 100 collness points just for the ebaums world pitcure

[Evil Bastard]

And seriously, stop with the pictures they are really lame...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Bushie/card5.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Bushie/notanexit.jpg

[MetalMilitia]

but ONE LAST THING, I reserve the right to talk in a badass gangster manner wither i see fit. And you know as well as i do, it makes me not only look cool, but also more appealing to the fairer sex.

'nuff said #,

[Yoyo]

That kitty in your avatar makes you look gay.

[Evil Bastard]

but ONE LAST THING, I reserve the right to talk in a badass gangster manner wither i see fit. And you know as well as i do, it makes me not only look cool, but also more appealing to the fairer sex.

'nuff said #,

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Not in this life time or any other fool. What it makes you look like, is a wanabe middle class white boy try hard .

no thats what you are, as you were carry on

[MetalMilitia]

The atmosphere in here has turned rather sour.

You obviously know NOTHING. Christ,, next you will be telling me that i dont look cool with my fred durst commorative red (backwards only) cap.

[Evil Bastard]

ugggggg im leaving this tread. its true what they say about retards bringing you down to their level.
I have already gone down about 100 collness points just for the ebaums world pitcure

You posted this and yet I can troll you back at my will. You are a fucking puppet. Dance for me boy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/Bushie/sibbydance.gif

[MetalMilitia]

Im bored of my character now.

hmm, i have done the beating you at your own game character, columbo and the wite trash rap fan... i think il do a mystery one next.
o0o0o0o0o0 what will it be NOBODY KNOWS :eek

[Evil Bastard]

ugggggg im leaving this tread.

Like a puppet on a string. I keep dancing you around. You really suck at this dont you my court jester

[MetalMilitia]

Say, evil bastard, i was thinking of starting up my own beer and snakes farm but, would you believe it, i have no idea where to start. From your obvious experience could you please offer a few pointers?

Here is some additional info to help you.

This farm will have to be fairly compact, mabey the width of a trailer, about about as long as a trailer. but i need the snakes quite enclosed so they do not bite my loverly cousin. Our bed only takes up about 2m squared so if you could take that into consideration i would be much obliged.

As for the beer i am not really bothered what type, prefereable some strong enough to blot out my own useless existence but must also have cheap procuction costs.. hopefully slightly less expensive to produce than terpentine and ideally better tasteing but thats not a requirement.
As a side note i would quite like it if the alcohol did not send me into a bloodthirsty rage where it try and kill family members with a pick axe.
Its not 100% important but a seasoned trailerpark dweller such as yourself should know a few tips and tricks to help.

Yours fathfully

Mr M Militia

[Evil Bastard]

Say, evil bastard, i was thinking of starting up my own beer and snakes farm but, would you believe it, i have no idea where to start. From your obvious experience could you please offer a few pointers?

Here is some additional info to help you.

This farm will have to be fairly compact, mabey the width of a trailer, about about as long as a trailer. but i need the snakes quite enclosed so they do not bite my loverly cousin. Our bed only takes up about 2m squared so if you could take that into consideration i would be much obliged.

As for the beer i am not really bothered what type, prefereable some strong enough to blot out my own useless existence but must also have cheap procuction costs.. hopefully slightly less expensive to produce than terpentine and ideally better tasteing but thats not a requirement.
As a side note i would quite like it if the alcohol did not send me into a bloodthirsty rage where it try and kill family members with a pick axe.
Its not 100% important but a seasoned trailerpark dweller such as yourself should know a few tips and tricks to help.

Yours fathfully

Mr M Militia

Like making an arse of your self do you. First you assume I am from a place with snakes, news flash I'm not.

Second assumption. I would know about trailer parks. I don’t.

care to go 3 fuck ups for 3 spanky

And do you keep coming back when you said you were leaving? I will answer that for you. Cause you are my puppet and I am pulling your strings

[MetalMilitia]

well actually i could care less what i said. im bored waiting for my computer to finish fixin' the bad sectors of my HDD.
I say alot of things on these foums but it doesnt necasarily make them true.
As for you puppet master thingy... what the fuck are you talking about ? do you think that you amazing insults keep me comming back for more punishment and you are somehow in control of this thread with your in your face attitude?
well i have news for you... i have seen it all before. i honestly do not give a fylying fuc about anything that goes on in this fine sction of the forum just so long as i find it fun.

Anyway, your gay yadda yadda, and are getting boring so shut up.

although i just realised something!

You i have all your lamest posts in my thread and i didnt even had to quote any more myslef. This cunt file is closed.

well untill i have to wait for some other long process to finish in whihc case it will be re-opened.

[Evil Bastard]

well actually i could care less what i said. im bored waiting for my computer to finish fixin' the bad sectors of my HDD.
I say alot of things on these foums but it doesnt necasarily make them true.
As for you puppet master thingy... what the fuck are you talking about ? do you think that you amazing insults keep me comming back for more punishment and you are somehow in control of this thread with your in your face attitude?
well i have news for you... i have seen it all before. i honestly do not give a fylying fuc about anything that goes on in this fine sction of the forum just so long as i find it fun.

Anyway, your gay yadda yadda, and are getting boring so shut up.

although i just realised something!

You i have all your lamest posts in my thread and i didnt even had to quote any more myslef. This cunt file is closed.

well untill i have to wait for some other long process to finish in whihc case it will be re-opened.

Spell check your replies Spanky. Its hard enough reading your shit with out the errors

[Anonymous]

Stop lying Evil Bastard, everyone knows your fucktard ass can't read in the first place. You have your mommy there to help you like when she helps you take a piss.

[Evil Bastard]

Stop lying Evil Bastard, everyone knows your fucktard ass can't read in the first place. You have your mommy there to help you like when she helps you take a piss.

Is that your best reply.Back to flaming school for you.

[Anonymous]

Bold words coming from some fucktard that stole my "I'm using you like my puppet routine"

[Evil Bastard]

Bold words coming from some fucktard that stole my "I'm using you like my puppet routine"

Prove it Dipshit. As I have no idea and couldn’t give a fuck who you are. How could I steal anything from you. besides you have nothing worth taking in your arsenal of bullshit.

[MetalMilitia]

Spell check your replies Spanky. Its hard enough reading your shit with out the errors

Hey, your funny just like that guy with the website .. umm madoxx who points out people spellin mistakes.

anyway for your inforamtion im using an antique keyboard at the moment which does not physically let you spell correctly.

This whole thread is straght out of retardsvill (YES EVEN THE BITS I DID"

[Anonymous]

Of course you wouldn't talk anything from my arsenal of bullshit, that's WINO's job. Besides your posts aren't brilliant enough to be stolen material from me. Sorry for the mistake fucktard! :lol

Metal, you're retarded in any thread! :lol

[Evil Bastard]

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anyway for your inforamtion im using an antique keyboard at the moment which does not physically let you spell correctly.



Your replies are getting worse Spanky. Go and take a nap before you implode

[MetalMilitia]

OH YEA! PROVE IT!


Decimated! :eek

[Anonymous]

Evil your replies weren't any good to begin with. This is getting sad, I feel like I'm kicking a one legged dog at this point. Step it up fucktard! :lol

[Evil Bastard]

I feel like I'm kicking a one legged dog at this point.

You really should keep your mother out of this

[MetalMilitia]

HAHA! the old "your mother" gag, havent heard that one in a while.

this just gets better and better!

[Anonymous]

Actually Momma jokes are a step up for Evil Bastard. Shows that after several years of eating paint chips off his trailer he's finally reached the intelligence of an 8 year old!

Maybe a gay joke will be next! :lol

No wait, he IS the gay joke! ZING!

[center:1b84c68870]HAR HAR I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FUCKTARDS! :lol [/center:1b84c68870]

[Schimid]

You guys can do better than this. :(

[Evil Bastard]

HAHA! the old "your mother" gag, havent heard that one in a while.

this just gets better and better!

Have to keep this down at your level so you keep up Spanky

[Anonymous]

Hey come on Schimid, Evil's not giving me much to work with here, plus I'm getting lazy. I'm just using my "Z" material on him and the rest of his freedom talk cronies since that's all they're good for.

I'll step it up when they do.

[Anonymous]

HAHA! the old "your mother" gag, havent heard that one in a while.

this just gets better and better!

Have to keep this down at your level so you keep up Spanky


That's weird, I was just saying the same thing about you fucktard. :lol

[Evil Bastard]

Feel free to use my posts anytime. I know you need the help

[MetalMilitia]

I can sum up the top 5 topics of mockwars with a few simple phrases...

"your gay"

"i dont care what you think but im still going to reply to your every post in the hope i can 'get one up' on you"

"i hate you all"

"im awsome"

"im evil bastard and im a flaming homosexual"

[Anonymous]

Evil bastard, that's funny you should accuse me of that, since I used that SAME insult on WINO a few weeks ago in Brawl Hall.

What did he tell you to use that one as he was blowing you under the computer table fucktard? :lol

[Evil Bastard]

Sorry I don’t go to BH. So could read your retarded shit you posted there and Wino doesn’t give enough of a fuck about you to have mentioned you.

[MetalMilitia]

i dont give a fuck about you, thats how hardcore i am.

[Anonymous]

Sorry I don’t go to BH. So could read your retarded shit you posted there and Wino doesn’t give enough of a fuck about you to have mentioned you.

Well I guess with your dick in his mouth, it WOULD be hard for him to give you "flame pointer". :lol

Not surprised you don't go to Brawl Hall though, you're not even worthy to be here, fucktard. :lol

[Evil Bastard]

Not surprised you don't go to Brawl Hall though, you're not even worthy to be here, fucktard. :lol

Why would I go there is it attracts the likes of you Limpdick. So why have you come back here.? Did they hand your butt to you on a plate and send you on your way

[Anonymous]

No, I was done decimating WINO's ass there. When I'm done decimating you and the rest of your fucktard friends, I'll leave here as well.

[Evil Bastard]

No, I was done decimating WINO's ass there. When I'm done decimating you and the rest of your fucktard friends, I'll leave here as well.

So the truth is you got your arse kicked and have run back here to hide

[Anonymous]

Uh no fucktard. I'll explain it S-L-O-W-L-Y so even you can understand.

I kicked his ass there, he stopped posting, so there was little reason for me to stay at Brawl Hall, so I left. I saw you idiots posting on here, so I figured I'd fuck with you too.

What's so hard to understand my little fucktard?

[Schimid]

I'm fucking convinced that this inhale of retards is really just a group of frustrated kids in Programming class. A high-fiving, HOO-RAH-ing group of Counter-Strike wunderkinds.

[Evil Bastard]

Uh no fucktard. I'll explain it S-L-O-W-L-Y so even you can understand.

I kicked his ass there, he stopped posting, so there was little reason for me to stay at Brawl Hall, so I left. I saw you idiots posting on here, so I figured I'd fuck with you too.

What's so hard to understand my little fucktard?

Having read your shit at BH. All I can see is your avoidance when asked to prove a claim

[Schimid]

HOO-RAH! :highfives

[Anonymous]

Having read your shit at BH. All I can see is your avoidance when asked to prove a claim

You actually went back and fucking read my posts? :lol

NOW THAT is what I call puppeteering! Thank you for proving to be my fucking bitch. :lol

[Evil Bastard]

Having read your shit at BH. All I can see is your avoidance when asked to prove a claim

You actually went back and fucking read my posts? :lol



Your continual avoidance is noted

[camacazio]

Stop posting please.

[Anonymous]

Your continual delusions are noted.

I doubt if you read them actually. If you REALLY went back and read them like you claim then you'd see all of what I told you is the truth, dipshit.

Of course maybe you're still having trouble with the words on the computer screen and yu're just not getting it. Try to sound them out, you know just like they taught you in special ed class fucktard. :lol

[Evil Bastard]

Your continual delusions are noted.

I doubt if you read them actually. If you REALLY went back and read them like you claim then you'd see all of what I told you is the truth, dipshit.

Of course maybe you're still having trouble with the words on the computer screen and yu're just not getting it. Try to sound them out, you know just like they taught you in special ed class fucktard. :lol

All I read was Wino laughing at you and you avoiding Bonesaw's question

[Anonymous]

(Sigh) Then you can't read dumb fuck. Because I answered Bonesaw's question TWICE. And which thread are you reading because there's three of them. I assume you're talking about the one in the Den, but there's two others in the Thunderdome where me AND Terra took his ass apart.

Any laughing that WINO was doing was his own idioitic attempt to claim he was "winning" when he was getting fucking decimated much like you are now fucktard. :lol

[Evil Bastard]

(Sigh) Then you can't read dumb fuck. Because I answered Bonesaw's question TWICE. And which thread are you reading because there's three of them. I assume you're talking about the one in the Den, but there's two others in the Thunderdome where me AND Terra took his ass apart.

Any laughing that WINO was doing was his own idioitic attempt to claim he was "winning" when he was getting fucking decimated much like you are now fucktard. :lol

You are a clown that claims to "own" someone far to quickly. That laughing face you attach to every post only proves you are on the back foot all the time

[MetalMilitia]

You are a clown that claims to "own" someone far to quickly.

Bwhahaha. Kettle, pot, black.

[Evil Bastard]

You are a clown that claims to "own" someone far to quickly.

Bwhahaha. Kettle, pot, black.

You might like to show me where I have said I "own" you

[MetalMilitia]

nah i cant really be bothered to be honest. There is probably one on the first page of this thread.

[Evil Bastard]

nah i cant really be bothered to be honest. There is probably one on the first page of this thread.

No you cant, not because you cant be bothered. Because they don’t exist. Now fuck off and make air claims else where my puppet

[adept_ninja]

hey come on guys lets get in the x-mas spirit :/

[MetalMilitia]

nah i cant really be bothered to be honest. There is probably one on the first page of this thread.

No you cant, not because you cant be bothered. Because they don’t exist. Now fuck off and make air claims else where my puppet

well actually, unlike some other people i could care to mention i really do have better things to be doing than filtering though all you posts (again). Also im bored of you now, so i think il just ignore you as much as possible.

[WINO]

ugggggg im leaving this tread..
Nice job Evil.....

[MetalMilitia]

Speak when your spoken to!

[WINO]

Suck when you are slapped.

[MetalMilitia]

fag

[WINO]

repititious loopy cad with a high degree of sexual insecurity, and anal lice.

[HickMan]

You're really not that smart just because you like Office Space.

[WINO]

The anal lice were caught from you.

[King Hadas]

"WINO" more like "HOMO" AM I RIGHT GUYS :lol :lol :lol

[MetalMilitia]

gafaw :lol :lol :lol

[Evil Bastard]

"WINO" more like "HOMO" AM I RIGHT GUYS :lol :lol :lol

The only thing you have been right about was ............................

No on second thoughts, you have never been right about anything. Now take your bitch Met and say good bye

[ScruU2wice]

hey numbnuts, posting the same bullshit over and pver doesnt make you a winner, it makes you a wanker. Now blink off toss pot